Official Match Thread Season 37, Grand Final - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at SFA Park

[DemurePrincess]

I don’t mean to mess up the happy harmony going on around here but dude… you are freaking me out!

Please speak too bc otherwise your just a “likey like” perv or something even weirder

 

[DemurePrincess]

FUN FACT: Some rats are smart, sons of dumb rats not so!

OMFG Mrs Turbo you are ruthless when poked!

 

[Ant Bear]

Except when I have a discriminating photo. Ant Bear philreich

 

[jackster83]

OMFG Mrs Turbo you are ruthless when poked!

HirdsTheWord lets out a fart when you poke him.

 

[damicky]

All Ants look the same.

That is like saying all Asi…

Leave it, Remy

 

[DemurePrincess]

HirdsTheWord lets out a fart when you poke him.

This is information that I didn’t need to know nor the rest of this thread but hey!

We may as well cover every topic before Sunday right?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hi guys & girls

How much did you miss me?

You were away! Oh!

 

[HirdsTheWord]

This is information that I didn’t need to know nor the rest of this thread but hey!

We may as well cover every topic before Sunday right?

the queen victorian market dim sims dont agree with me

 

[Ant Bear]

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I don’t mean to mess up the happy harmony going on around here but dude… you are freaking me out!

Please speak too bc otherwise your just a “likey like” perv or something even weirder

I have well over 100 posts this week, maybe you should read the thread?

 

[Robertio]

That is like saying all Asi…

Leave it, Remy

No it's not mate, Ants and Asians don't look alike at all.

 

[Fleabane]

I think kenneyswarriors hasn't been on the thread yet. Hopefully everything is good on his end of things.

This is supposed to be confidential, but i voted Kenny as my OOB's player of the year again.

I want this grand final win for all of us, but i want the great man to have another winners medal, and we have to do it for Fleabane as well before she takes a break from the Sweet FA.

Me too. Luv him and his camels!

Ah, thanks Irish. A second premiership would be a very nice way to retire!

 

[damicky]

Isn't it ironic?

Don’t you think

 

[damicky]

Even if you lose there's going to be a party. Your team does have exclusive access to all our official functions and events after all.

Losing is NOT an option

 

[philreich]

Reminds me of an email about funny signs I saw one day. One was on a packet of Nobby's nuts, and there was a sign on the bottom which read, "CAUTION - CONTAINS NUTS!" Well knock me over with a feather.........

When my wife was a teenager, her family went to McDonald's. She ordered a fillet of fish - when it arrived, she was amused to read the following on the box:

THIS PRODUCT IS 100% AUSTRALIAN BEEF

 

[damicky]

Whoever wins the midfield battle will be decisive i think. It's very much advantage us there.

I will be feeding the Swamprats Midfield

#ruckrat

 

[damicky]

What this thread really needs is more kenneyswarriors and King Tenz

When did King Tenz retire?

 

[damicky]

Reminds me of an email about funny signs I saw one day. One was on a packet of Nobby's nuts, and there was a sign on the bottom which read, "CAUTION - CONTAINS NUTS!" Well knock me over with a feather.........

It would have been even funnier if it said:

“CAUTION- MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUTS”

 

[damicky]

What did the mosquito say when it saw the hump on the camel's back?

"Gosh - did I do that?"

You forgot to tag Moz

 

[damicky]

Will take a few whiskies before I start baring my behind ! Lol

No one gets to see that tattoo !

You will be getting a new tattoo after our GF win

 

[damicky]

Even though it's only the Mickey Mouse World Cup, a hat trick is still a hat trick - well done Pat Cummins!!!!

This is the only Cricket that Mickey Mouse knows:

 

[damicky]

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If rats could fly…. You may have a chance Sunday!

Flying Rats closed down the whole Planet for a couple of years

 

[damicky]

You're still in a GF philreich but you've changed teams.

… & pronouns

 

[Pugsley]

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I don’t mean to mess up the happy harmony going on around here but dude… you are freaking me out!

Please speak too bc otherwise your just a “likey like” perv or something even weirder

 

[damicky]

Actually we are all still waiting for okeydoke7 to put up his CV.

 

[DemurePrincess]

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Mr Hart… what a mess!