DemurePrincess
BadAss Bomber
Omg Horsey! You said the D wordMmm. No. I'll still be talking about okey's dick I reckon.
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Omg Horsey! You said the D wordMmm. No. I'll still be talking about okey's dick I reckon.
Have you not been on a flight to Perth with them before??Are Qantas doing flights to Hell now?
Have you not been on a flight to Perth with them before??
EFAClearly the OOBs are confident.
I think it's pretty obvious to everyone that the pressure & stress is getting too much for me.
Ultimately it's clear the pure expectation of reality has finally set in & you are picnicking.
Geez. A bit personal there Prinnie!OMFG Mrs Turbo you are ruthless when poked!
Since when does your mind go to the gutter horsey! Please be good!Geez. A bit personal there Prinnie!
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You have to keep going....
The victorious team will be the one who has the poster with the most contributions in this thread.
Currently GotTheGoodes is leading the charge, but DemurePrincess is hot on his heels 10 posts behind.
Swamprats need your support in this time of need. Get spamming!!
It's been that way all season mate, they've left a trail of destruction behind them.Wow. myblueroan and DemurePrincess are hyped. This double pronged attack will leave the rats dabbing in their sorrows.
If post count is priorities then I've given up food to commit to this GF thread...Get your priorities right mate.
I hope you win the debate
If post count is priorities then I've given up food to commit to this GF thread...
And I have. I missed a callout for a paid kfc box for lunch today because I was posting & not listening...
I’m good to tag team this lot Horsey!Wow. myblueroan and DemurePrincess are hyped. This double pronged attack will leave the rats dabbing in their sorrows.
Ode to an Ant!'Twas Ant Bear , from Sin City, that caught the cycling craze;
He turned away the good old horse that served him many days;
He dressed himself in cycling clothes, resplendent to be seen;
He hurried off to town and bought a shining new machine;
And as he wheeled it through the door, with air of lordly pride,
The grinning captain Jackster said, "Excuse me, can you ride?"
"See here, young man," said Ant Bear, "from Alberton to the sea,
From Conroy's Gap to Castlereagh, there's none can ride like me.
I'm good all round at everything as everybody knows,
Although I'm not the one to talk - I hate a man that blows.
But riding is my special gift, my chiefest, sole delight;
Just ask a wild duck can it swim, a wildcat can it fight.
There's nothing clothed in hair or hide, or built of flesh or steel,
There's nothing walks or jumps, or runs, on axle, hoof, or wheel,
But what I'll sit, while hide will hold and girths and straps are tight:
I'll ride this here two-wheeled concern right straight away at sight."
'Twas Ant bear, from Sin City, that sought his own abode,
That perched above Dead Man's Creek, beside the mountain road.
He turned the cycle down the hill and mounted for the fray,
But 'ere he'd gone a dozen yards it bolted clean away.
It left the track, and through the trees, just like a silver steak,
It whistled down the awful slope towards the Dead Man's Creek.
It shaved a stump by half an inch, it dodged a big white-box:
The very wallaroos in fright went scrambling up the rocks,
The wombats hiding in their caves dug deeper underground,
As Ant bear, as white as chalk, sat tight to every bound.
It struck a stone and gave a spring that cleared a fallen tree,
It raced beside a precipice as close as close could be;
And then as Ant Bear let out one last despairing shriek
It made a leap of twenty feet into the Dean Man's Creek.
'Twas Ant Bear, from Sin City, that slowly swam ashore:
He said, "I've had some narrer shaves and lively rides before;
I've rode a wild bull round a yard to win a five-pound bet,
But this was the most awful ride that I've encountered yet.
I'll give that two-wheeled outlaw best; it's shaken all my nerve
To feel it whistle through the air and plunge and buck and swerve.
It's safe at rest in Dead Man's Creek, we'll leave it lying still;
A horse's back is good enough henceforth for Ant Bear."
No.Pugsley - do I even need to say it?
So is your supposed big doodle!CV POST IMMINENT
Probably depends a bit on what you are poking him with & where, right?HirdsTheWord lets out a fart when you poke him.