Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 10 - Dragons FFC v Las Vegas Bears @ Ljp86's Lair

[tony]

Grand Uncle Horace is off his meds again.
Nurse. Please attend to him.

 

[Millky95]

Your hate for the Simpsons disappoints me greatly millky.

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Your appointment of Ted Lasso disappoints me greatly, tony

 

[tony]

But they kept mocking the messengers of God, despising his words and scoffing at his prophets, until the wrath of the Lord rose against his people, until there was no remedy.

Supersuns 5:11

The man you worship is no god, his just a bum off the street.

 

[tony]

Your appointment of Ted Lasso disappoints me greatly, tony

That's it, you can hate on the Simpsons, but not poor ted, you have gone too far this time.

 

[Millky95]

That's it, you can hate on the Simpsons, but not poor ted, you have gone too far this time.

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Good. I don't want to be here anymore anyway. My back hurts.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Supersuns FFC sign Millky95 !

 

[MWPP]

Your appointment of Ted Lasso disappoints me greatly, tony

You frame it as if it was a democratic process that lead to the “appointment”

 

[tony]

Good. I don't want to be here anymore anyway. My back hurts.

Is your back still sore from that time we had to lift that lard ass up.

 

[MWPP]

Is your back still sore from that time we had to lift that lard ass up.

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I like how Test Tickle and Muddiemoose are avoiding doing any lifting or even leaning. JoshWoodenSpoon ’s expression says it all

 

[Bonz]

Anyone else LOVE taking control with a big hairy bear?

Rarw

 

[Bonz]

Is your back still sore from that time we had to lift that lard ass up.

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You actually lifted him?

 

[Bonz]

Grand Uncle Horace is off his meds again.
Nurse. Please attend to him.

Got it, Grand Uncle Horace this will only sting a little

 

[tony]

I like how Test Tickle and Muddiemoose are avoiding doing any lifting or even leaning. JoshWoodenSpoon ’s expression says it all

Its par for the course with moose, he hasn't done anything since we made him captain.

You actually lifted him?

No way, the tub of lard was too heavy. We just left him there, some other poor sod must have picked him up.

 

[Bonz]

Also if you don't like the cat gifs.... I only have one response.



I'm doubling down!

Also if you were to do it with a clone of yourself... Is it masturbation or sex?

#bonzthoughts

 

[Bonz]

Its par for the course with moose, he hasn't done anything since we made him captain.


No way, the tub of lard was too heavy. We just left him there, some other poor sod must have picked him up.

From what I heard it was a large pick up truck, that was being towed by a larger pick up truck.

 

[Ted Lasso]

Alright, Bears, gather 'round! It's been one heck of a week on the training track, let me tell ya. We've had more beers than tackles and been on more highs than drills, that's for sure. Now, when it comes to making tough decisions, I've had to channel my inner poker face and lay down some cards at the selection table.

But fear not, my Bears, for I've concocted a master plan to break this losing streak and get us back on that winners list. Tony's gonna reveal the team shortly, and let me tell ya, it's gonna be a doozy!

Now, I know some of you might be thinking, 'Ted, did you have to be so harsh?' Well, let me tell ya, sometimes you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet. My door's always open for a chat if you think I've gone too far with my decisions.

 

[Drizzy]

Yes! Yes! The bears are turning against each other!!

 

[tony]

Also if you don't like the cat gifs.... I only have one response.

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I'm doubling down!

Also if you were to do it with a clone of yourself... Is it masturbation or sex?

#bonzthoughts

This is what JoshWoodenSpoon must have seen when you were last spending the week with us in Vegas, the poor guy is still traumatised.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

This is what JoshWoodenSpoon must have seen when you were last spending the week with us in Vegas, the poor guy is still traumatised.

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Worst thing is, Bonz said next week they'd be tripling down.

 

[Millky95]

Now, when it comes to making tough decisions, I've had to channel my inner poker face and lay down some cards at the selection table.

Did you finally sack yourself?
Did you finally drop Matera92 ?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Dearest Tony,

This will come as a shock but I come to you requesting a role on Sunday, one that will take me away from my regular job of ear massages behind play to Matera92 . Yes I am surprised as you that I am asking to forgo this but alas we must forge on and win in SPITE of the abysmally lacklustre leadership of Ted Lasso

So to quote the late great Danny Frawley - talking about 3AW bound BT after his MMM defection - "if you leave the tent you cop it".

I want the match up on Supersuns
That campaigner needs a wily veteran with Vegas running through his veins to teach him the lesson that you never leave us.

The North T**ty-bar Remembers.

 

[Ted Lasso]

Did you finally sack yourself?
Did you finally drop Matera92 ?

 

[Millky95]

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PhenomenalV1 book it

Me, Senor M and Art Vandelay_ vs Ted Lasso tony and Matera92 in a 6-man steel cage match

I want to bash some heads

 

[Art Vandelay_]

PhenomenalV1 book it

Me, Senor M and Art Vandelay_ vs Ted Lasso tony and Matera92 in a 6-man steel cage match

I want to bash some heads

You and I on Ted Lasso

 

[ClarkeM]

Poor Bears. Fancy having to play the Drags again.*

* ClarkeM pulled a swiftly with the fixture and the Bears unhappily are doing double duty with the Dreary Drags.

I did no such thing!