Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 12 - Baghdad Bombers v Ophidian Old Boys at Abdu Prison

[Pugsley]

Your not Lance Whitnall are you?

I saw him at Airport West Maccas once. He was indulging in a about 5 Big Mac Meals. Must have been for preseason.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Is this a first, serial_thrilla ?

Nope. I am an experienced veteran at this.

 

[Kilroy]

We were his first a couple of weeks ago and we lost

Not looking good for you then. I’ve heard he loves visiting Baghdad.

 

[Robertio]

Not looking good for you then. I’ve heard he loves visiting Baghdad.

We haven't won since his first game

 

[Pugsley]

Nope. I am an experienced veteran at this.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Nope. I am an experienced veteran at this.

 

[DemurePrincess]

We were his first a couple of weeks ago and we lost

Speak not of this!

 

[DemurePrincess]

When I was 13, my Dad made the mistake of asking me one Sunday morning to start the car for him. I'd never been behind the wheel of a car before, and I wasn't aware that you have to press the clutch before you turn the ignition. I turned the key, and to my horror, the car lurched forward and plowed through the roller door.

That wasn't the end of it - on the other side of the roller door was my brother's push bike AND my Dad's motorbike: both of them were flattened. Of course my name was mud........

I was 16 at the time. My mum yelled - put your foot on the break???


And I panicked and went - Where?

As I accelerated and ended up destroying the neighbours white picket fence, the prized ****ing azaleas and came to a rest against their ornament tree which no longer stood up right.
If that tree wasn’t there. I would have parked the car in his lounge room.

I was grounded for 5 mths

 

[DemurePrincess]

If this is any indication how good a driver I am…

4 times to get my learners
7 attempts on my P’s

Currently sitting on 2 points

 

[Pugsley]

If this is any indication how good a driver I am…

4 times to get my learners
7 attempts on my P’s

Currently sitting on 2 points

Can you parallel park?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Can you parallel park?

Not in one go. No!

3 points turns are campaigners lol

 

[Pugsley]

Not in one go. No!

3 points turns are campaigners lol

I have heard how you drive forward so won't ask if you reverse park.

 

[philreich]

I was 16 at the time. My mum yelled - put your foot on the break???


And I panicked and went - Where?

As I accelerated and ended up destroying the neighbours white picket fence, the prized ******* azaleas and came to a rest against their ornament tree which no longer stood up right.
If that tree wasn’t there. I would have parked the car in his lounge room.

I was grounded for 5 mths

I know a bloke (no it wasn't me) who was on his L's, and he's approaching a stop sign. As they're getting closer, his instructor says, "OK put your foot on the brake." A few hundred metres later, he repeats himself, "Put your foot on the brake." 100 metres later, "Put your foot on the brake", and he uses his own brake to stop the car. He glares at the learner and says, "I thought I told you to put your foot on the brake." He says sheepishly, "I did, but you didn't tell me to press it." LOL

 

[philreich]

I have heard how you drive forward so won't ask if you reverse park.

While he was on his L's, my nickname for my son was Lightning, because he was always striking trees . (not really)

 

[Robertio]

I was 16 at the time. My mum yelled - put your foot on the break???


And I panicked and went - Where?

As I accelerated and ended up destroying the neighbours white picket fence, the prized ******* azaleas and came to a rest against their ornament tree which no longer stood up right.
If that tree wasn’t there. I would have parked the car in his lounge room.

I was grounded for 5 mths

Ride share for you

 

[philreich]

I've decided that catching DemurePrincess' thread tally is futile, so I'll settle for 100 .

 

[Robertio]

I've decided that catching DemurePrincess' thread tally is futile, so I'll settle for 100 .

You still have a couple hours to go, don't give up so easy

 

[philreich]

You still have a couple hours to go, don't give up so easy

You realise I also have to post 2 games?

 

[DemurePrincess]

You still have a couple hours to go, don't give up so easy

I’ll stop talking…. And Go!

 

[Robertio]

I’ll stop talking…. And Go!

That would be breaking your contract.

 

[DemurePrincess]

That would be breaking your contract.

I was reversing psychology!

Don’t stress!

Speaking of….Congrats Bombers on your Win!

 

[DemurePrincess]

What’s this crap?

Pregame entertainment???

 

[Kilroy]

Nope. I am an experienced veteran at this.

Just what a rookie match-poster would say.

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What’s this crap?

Pregame entertainment???

Yep.

 

[King Tenz]

hope every has had a fun week in here!

bombers will always be one of my favourite teams to post with, wish I had more time

 

[King Tenz]

If this is any indication how good a driver I am…

4 times to get my learners
7 attempts on my P’s

Currently sitting on 2 points

For some reason I'm not surprised