Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 5 - Baghdad Bombers v Las Vegas Bears at Abdu Prison

[gab213]

Good, I can pick up the nuts I stashed when I was last at the prison.

You will have to work to get them back, you need to perform a song or two for us on Friday night

 

[tony]

Ok Bears, come on in and join the fun, we are off to Baghdad this week and Pugsley was kind enough to provide us with some transport to tour this shithole wonderful place.



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[Art Vandelay_]

Ok Bears, come on in and join the fun

we are off to Baghdad this week

 

[tony]

$14.90 for 320ml

Better get Muddiemoose to make more

I prefer his strawberry milk, that added cannabis really hits the spot.

 

[tony]

You can stay back this week with Matera92 and take his private jet to the game on Sunday, I'm sure his Derry Air is big enough for the both of you.

 

[Jabba73]

Welcome to the Prison, Bears.

Lights out at sundown, totally beyond our control of course. Speaking of coarse, the sand has been blowing in from the wrong direction for a couple of weeks, it is finer than ever before. Please take your fair share of it home in whatever nooks and crannies you can fill.

Hope you enjoy your stay here as much as we will enjoy your leaving after the game on Sunday.

If you need anything, it displays really poor planning on your behalf, you have been here enough times to know we don’t have it and are hardly likely to go and source it for you.

Would invite you to treat the place like your home, but the only trees we have at the oases certainly do not deserve whatever it is you guys do around them. Don’t need leakage of sewerage into our only water supply there either.

Enjoy your stay and be sure to tune in on Friday night

 

[Jabba73]

Ultimately the stats that matter most are comparative stats. I haven’t looked back at your games but I’d also hazard a guess that you have played mostly WARM/SUNNY games whilst we have had MUDDY ones. Millky95 defies the weather though.

Ummmm, you posted a cloudy one for us a couple of days ago.

Thought you cared? Seems I was mistaken

 

[Jabba73]

Word has it Jabba73 is planning on a BIG shoop.

This season?

Might be a work in progress for a while. Got me some learnin’ to do.

 

[Jabba73]

Good, I can pick up the nuts I stashed when I was last at the prison.

Yeah, good luck with that Nutsy

MITS doesn’t give them back once you have been his cell mate and “stashed” is not how he describes his possession of them.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

You can stay back this week with Matera92 and take his private jet to the game on Sunday, I'm sure his Derry Air is big enough for the both of you.

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If I ever get on a plane with Matera92 the first thing I'm doing is throwing out his parachute.

 

[Jabba73]

If I ever get on a plane with Matera92 the first thing I'm doing is throwing out his parachute.

With him attached or separately?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

With him attached or separately?

Throwing it after him whilst telling him to flap his arms so the chute will catch up with him midair.

 

[MWPP]

We have actually played matches under mainly CLOUDY conditions, which more times than not leads to a loss for us.

Ummmm, you posted a cloudy one for us a couple of days ago.

Thought you cared? Seems I was mistaken

Emphasis on mostly

That was the first game of yours that I have posted this season. You have played 2-3 others - were they also cloudy?

 

[gab213]

Emphasis on mostly

That was the first game of yours that I have posted this season. You have played 2-3 others - were they also cloudy?

From memory at least the last three have been. Have noticed this trend for a couple of seasons now, CLOUDY conditions, we lose lol

 

[tony]

Welcome to the Prison, Bears.

Lights out at sundown, totally beyond our control of course. Speaking of coarse, the sand has been blowing in from the wrong direction for a couple of weeks, it is finer than ever before. Please take your fair share of it home in whatever nooks and crannies you can fill.

Hope you enjoy your stay here as much as we will enjoy your leaving after the game on Sunday.

If you need anything, it displays really poor planning on your behalf, you have been here enough times to know we don’t have it and are hardly likely to go and source it for you.

Would invite you to treat the place like your home, but the only trees we have at the oases certainly do not deserve whatever it is you guys do around them. Don’t need leakage of sewerage into our only water supply there either.

Enjoy your stay and be sure to tune in on Friday night

This place has all the luxuries I'm use to, so I feel quite comfortable thank you.

 

[gab213]

This place has all the luxuries I'm use to, so I feel quite comfortable thank you.

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Wait until you see the oppsition bathhouse, such opulence befitting such an esteemed opposition team

 

[MWPP]

Wait until you see the oppsition bathhouse, such opulence befitting such an esteemed opposition team

Fortunately Test Tickle ’s legacy as a former captain included upgrading our bus/plane facilities to luxurious ones, and tony ‘s ’resources’ since then have kept up the splendour.

 

[Jabba73]

Emphasis on mostly

That was the first game of yours that I have posted this season. You have played 2-3 others - were they also cloudy?

Yep. Cloudy conditions and cough up a winning lead.

Looking forward to some randomness from the Sim this week.

 

[Jabba73]

Wait until you see the oppsition bathhouse, such opulence befitting such an esteemed opposition team

Ummm, you have shown them ours. We ain’t letting them use the good ones, ffs. They can have the shitty busted arse ones instead.

 

[tony]

Wait until you see the oppsition bathhouse, such opulence befitting such an esteemed opposition team

Thanks for the accommodation Bombers but I think I might find somewhere else to rest my fat ass weary head this week.

 

[Senor M]

I can’t tell if I’ve got half the Baghdad squad on ignore or if Jabba73 just feels the need to post 4 consecutive posts.

It’s not your Facebook wall old Jab Jab, give others a chance to interact

 

[Pugsley]

Such high expectations boss

We can only improve.

 

[gab213]

Thanks for the accommodation Bombers but I think I might find somewhere else to rest my fat ass weary head this week.
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I guess you just can't please some people.

 

[Pugsley]

Good, I can pick up the nuts I stashed when I was last at the prison.

Leave it Pugsley.

 

[gab213]

I can’t tell if I’ve got half the Baghdad squad on ignore or if Jabba73 just feels the need to post 4 consecutive posts.

It’s not your Facebook wall old Jab Jab, give others a chance to interact

Who let you out of your cell?