Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 6 - Ophidian Old Boys v Sin City Swamprats at Spotswood Oval

[Braklet]

The OOBer still smells like vomit from the time we played the Bears.

One of my college jobs was driving the campus buses. The worst job was the closing shift, since I'd have to bring the bus back to the garage at 1am, after the students had been binge drinking...

... and yeah, it was the driver's responsibility to clean that shit up.

 

[Braklet]

I find myself hilarious

You'll go blind, doing that.

 

[Braklet]

That's funny, I gave up on that shit after a bad haircut years ago. Got electric clippers and figured out how to cut my own hair.

Free is a quality overcoming many faults...

 

[DemurePrincess]

One of my college jobs was driving the campus buses. The worst job was the closing shift, since I'd have to bring the bus back to the garage at 1am, after the students had been binge drinking...

... and yeah, it was the driver's responsibility to clean that s**t up.

Yeah. Hose and squeegee

 

[Braklet]

I think you folks call these "rangas..."

 

[kenneyswarriors]

I think you folks call these "rangas..."

Nah, that's an epidemic

 

[DemurePrincess]

I think you folks call these "rangas..."

Want to here something sick?

I’ve got a thing for red heads.

Sick bitch I know

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Want to here something sick?

I’ve got a thing for red heads.

Sick bitch I know

You should have watched the footy tonight, heaps of em.

 

[DemurePrincess]

You should have watched the footy tonight, heaView attachment 1922202

Ewww okay. Show me hot ones ffs

 

[Braklet]

Ewww okay. Show me hot ones ffs

'Tis the luck o' the Irish!

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Ewww okay. Show me hot ones ffs

 

[myblueroan]

Do I win the same for being the crapist ?

Huge congrats to our crappiest entry from kenneyswarriors!
Wow!
You did it!!!
You missed out on the fabulous prize Ant Bear Will get to enjoy.

 

[myblueroan]

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Up there with

 

[philreich]

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My favourite headline was, "SUICIDE BOMBER STRIKES AGAIN".

 

[Robertio]

My favourite headline was, "SUICIDE BOMBER STRIKES AGAIN".

 

[Robertio]

Huge congrats to our crappiest entry from kenneyswarriors!
Wow!
You did it!!!
You missed out on the fabulous prize Ant Bear Will get to enjoy.

Carlton by 15Pts.

 

[myblueroan]

Carlton by 15Pts.

OH are you running a comp for tonite Robertio?
What's the prize?
Yeah yeah the win is enough!

 

[Robertio]

OH are you running a comp for tonite Robertio?
What's the prize?
Yeah yeah the win is enough!

All yours this weekend i was just getting in first again.

 

[philreich]

That's funny, I gave up on that s**t after a bad haircut years ago. Got electric clippers and figured out how to cut my own hair.

Free is a quality overcoming many faults...

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Reminds me of the father and son, who are sitting at McDonald's Elizabeth. The old man starts staring at this dude at the next table - he's got multi coloured hair, which is shaped like the Sydney Opera House. The young punk doesn't take too kindly to being stared at by a complete stranger, and he says angrily, "What are you looking at, old man?"

Unperturbed, he replies, "I'm sorry young fella - it's just that I had sex with a peacock 20 years ago, and I thought you might be my son."

 

[myblueroan]

All yours this weekend i was just getting in first again.

Nah. Don't want to jinx us!

 

[Robertio]

Nah. Don't want to jinx us!
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Headline tomorrow BLUES CAUSE BOILOVER.

 

[philreich]

Time for some carnage - Australia fielding first in the Second Test.

 

[philreich]

My other favourite headline:

A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Jew walk into a restaurant early one morning, sit down and start eating. They keep eating for the rest of the morning, and well into the afternoon. Finally around 4pm, they decide that they can't possibly eat anything else, so they call for the bill. The waiter brings out the bill and gives it to the Englishman, who nearly falls off his chair when he reads, "$650.00."

The Scotsman says, "I'll pay for that."

Next morning, locals pick up their morning paper, and read the following headline:

JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND DEAD BEHIND RESTAURANT!

 

[kenneyswarriors]

I got an email this morning, they want me to buy some tools, any excuse I guess.

Since we OOB's are inundated with lovely womans I guess I should jump onboard and try to keep on their good side.

 

[Robertio]

I got an email this morning, they want me to buy some tools, any excuse I guess.

Since we OOB's are inundated with lovely womans I guess I should jump onboard and try to keep on their good side.

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Our 4 ladies rock.