Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 6 - Ophidian Old Boys v Sin City Swamprats at Spotswood Oval

[jackster83]

Plenty of politicians and real estate agents live there and they identify as rats.

Please don't lump us in with those arse hats. #Okey400

 

[DemurePrincess]

No take backsies. I'm already writing the wedding invitations.

The Princess and the Swamprat. It's like a fairy-tale <3

#Okey400

Wow! How did I miss this like 6 hours ago….

Give me notice so I can shave my chin

 

[DemurePrincess]

Are rats allowed?

#Okey400

My ex husband lives here so yes

 

[DemurePrincess]

QLD FACT:

It is illegal to have rabbits as a pet in the Sunshine State

I’m a rebel. I had 3.

 

[BRAB]

I missed my old friends.

Oh, and #Okey400

Can we be friends this time.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Close your mouth damicky you’re not a cod fish son

 

[damicky]

Are rats allowed?

#Okey400

Rats

Ferrets

 

[damicky]

Close your mouth damicky you’re not a cod fish son

No, I am a Rat

Are you even listening to what I say?

 

[damicky]

Can we be friends this time.

I will be your friend

 

[philreich]

Plenty of politicians and real estate agents live there and they identify as rats.

You shouldn't lie, cheat or steal, because the government hates competition.

 

[okeydoke7]

Spotswood Oval may never have seen a crowd half full.

So they’ll get a serious shock when the place sells out for #Okey400 this week

 

[DemurePrincess]

No, I am a Rat

Are you even listening to what I say?

Are you speaking in code?

Y O U A R E A R A T ! !

C O N G R A T S!!!

I heard you loud and clear!
(The first time AND the second)

 

[okeydoke7]

#Okey400 currently the number 1 trending topic worldwide.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Spotswood Oval may never have seen a crowd half full.

So they’ll get a serious shock when the place sells out for #Okey400 this week

Not if they don’t pass the security checks!

That’s my part time gig!

 

[philreich]

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realises she's heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she takes the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurts out. "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turns, smiles and says. "Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallows hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asks. “What’s your business at this convention?"

“Lecturer", she responds. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

“Really?” He says. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well”, she explains. “One popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes.. "I’m sorry", she says, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name."

"Tonto." the man says. "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba."

 

[damicky]

Are you speaking in code?

Y O U A R E A R A T ! !

C O N G R A T S!!!

I heard you loud and clear!
(The first time AND the second)

You admitted that you didn’t get it the first time

Glad you worked it out eventually

 

[DemurePrincess]

You admitted that you didn’t get it the first time

Glad you worked it out eventually

I have no idea what you are on about tbh. Well done!

Im
Officially
Confused!

 

[damicky]

Where is U2tigers ?

I have an important issue to discuss with him

 

[damicky]

I have no idea what you are on about tbh. Well done!

Im
Officially
Confused!

#Okey400

 

[BRAB]

I will be your friend

Hello friend.

Can you please ask ant bear to be my friend

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hello friend.

Can you please ask ant bear to be my friend

 

[BloodySwan]

Wow! How did I miss this like 6 hours ago….

Give me notice so I can shave my chin

You don't need to shave for me sweetheart

 

[Cadsky]

Ha ha ha you couldn't let a crowd of animals like the Royals loose on an airplane mate.

Didn't Cadsky take them on an outing to the Melbourne Zoo last week? That was definitely a case of the real animals being outside the cages in that scenario.

I've already told you to send your application through and the LG will consider it. It's beginning to look like an unhealthy obsession.

 

[okeydoke7]

Old Boys - why should I be made the next immortal?

#Okey400

 

[Cadsky]

Old Boys - why should I be made the next immortal?

#Okey400

Straight into the tough questions. Can't say I can think of any logical answer tbh