Official Match Thread Season 37, Second Qualifying Final: Ophidian Old Boys v Sin City Swamprats at Spotswood Oval [MOTR]

[Robertio]

You are probably using an Electric Blanket & a Heater

Don't know about DP but i am.

 

[philreich]

I learnt to read by buying Playboy magazine, just for the articles.

You're lucky your name isn't Pinocchio!!!

 

[philreich]

Shudders I would not want to be a fly on the wall in that match thread

LOL even the flies on the wall would fall asleep.

 

[philreich]

Plastered on a Tuesday? Nothing new!

jackster83 is permanently plastered - it's a great way to avoid hangovers. That's why he's captain.

 

[DemurePrincess]

You are probably using an Electric Blanket & a Heater

No blanket. I may have 3 heaters on

 

[DemurePrincess]

Food pr0n

Don’t mean to blow my own horn but I can cook

 

[thewizardmelon]

jackster83 is permanently plastered - it's a great way to avoid hangovers. That's why he's captain.

Oh Congrats on being the captain in S40 then, DemurePrincess

 

[thewizardmelon]

Food pr0n
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Don’t mean to blow my own horn but I can cook

Cute food for your kid but are you having a big girl serving?

 

[thewizardmelon]

You never answered was it heated or not?

33 degrees or I’m not coming in!

Wuss. Big preseason in the water for you coming up next year!

 

[damicky]

We have a player in the exact same situation.

I don’t think so

Wiz plays this week

 

[damicky]

No blanket. I may have 3 heaters on

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Yeah! Tigerturbulance enrolled me in a etiquette and deportment classes…

It’s not going so ****ing well!

Your teachers reported back to me and said "for what DP lacks in finesse she ample make up for in enthusiasm"

so well done so far, we will make a lady of you yet

 

[DemurePrincess]

Your teachers reported back to me and said "for what DP lacks in finesse she ample make up for in enthusiasm"

so well done so far, we will make a lady of you yet

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****! They said there were no cameras that night!

There’s gonna be arse shots too somewhere on that camera roll!

Sorry! Not sorry!

 

[thewizardmelon]

****! They said there were no cameras that night!

There’s gonna be arse shots too somewhere on that camera roll!

Sorry! Not sorry!

DP, what did they vote you as in high school?

Mine was very clearly / best Qooty player in my grade

 

[DemurePrincess]

DP, what did they vote you as in high school?

Mine was very clearly / best Qooty player in my grade

You’ll be surprised but I was a prefect and the sports captain and the leader of the social committee. I was the teachers ****ing favourite until I hit year 10 but I ruled my ****ing school mate.

I said jump… I had girls crying!!!

I took out the jock award but thank you!

I know where you were heading! I was a model student just dumb as dog shit so excelled in sport lol

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I don’t think so

Wiz plays this week

 

[thewizardmelon]

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I don’t perform under pressure. So as far as I’m concerned, still on 99

 

[DemurePrincess]

I don’t think so

Wiz plays this week

Really?? Oh wow! We have won already!

You may as well tuck you little rat tails between your legs and **** off, I mean go home!

See! Those deportment classes have done absolute shit

 

[ant555]

For anyone concerned about my recent posting form, don’t worry.

THERE’S LIFE IN THE OLD BOY YET!


I’m making a late charge for the beez

I expect nothing less than 10 goals.

 

[ant555]

Going to be 0 up here tonight.

Just back from camping at the Winton Historic car races. Over night temps. Friday morning 1. Saturday morning 0 . Sunday morning 0 . Monday morning - 1 . At least the days where a sunny 18 .

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I don’t perform under pressure. So as far as I’m concerned, still on 99

I understand, but do know once we have played on Sunday we are celebrating our win and your 1ooth game with a special Wizard Melon 100 games beer I got brewed ready for this great occasion

 

[DemurePrincess]

Mrs Turbo is it 2 for Tuesday at the tavern?

 

[thewizardmelon]

I expect nothing less than 10 goals.

You really want us to beat you by 10 goals? Well, okay then.

Last week the Wonders said 80+, but we settled for like, 2pts. Curious how this one turns out.

 

[ant555]

You really want us to beat you by 10 goals? Well, okay then.

Last week the Wonders said 80+, but we settled for like, 2pts. Curious how this one turns out.

Dreams are free.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Mrs Turbo is it 2 for Tuesday at the tavern?

I love 2 for Tuesday