Official Match Thread Season 37, Second Qualifying Final: Ophidian Old Boys v Sin City Swamprats at Spotswood Oval [MOTR]

[DemurePrincess]

I have fur ffs. It's a ridiculous temperature for a horse pool! Wear a wetsuit.

Wow! Horsey said a swear word!

Is this Fleabane wetsuit? It’s a bit tight around my head ffs

 

[Robertio]

I have fur ffs. It's a ridiculous temperature for a horse pool! Wear a wetsuit.

Going to be 0 up here tonight.

 

[DemurePrincess]

im here

lets goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i didnt know there were 2 old codger teams in the SFA.

Speak for yourself grandpa!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Going to be 0 up here tonight.

Sucked in

 

[DemurePrincess]

Found a good one philreich

WHAT DOES ONE SAGGY BOOB SAY TO THE
OTHER?
"IF WE DON'T GET SOME SUPPORT SOON PEOPLE WILL THINK WE ARE NUTS."

 

[philreich]

And if you have to marry a complete stranger on national tv - expect to be laughed at bc ya know that saying - there’s plenty of fish in the sea…. Go fishing! Don’t marry a stranger ffs

From the tiny snippets of MAFS I've unfortunately watched because my wife loves it, I've deduced that the fish on that abomination of a show are the ones that John West rejected. I'm led to believe that one of them was so hideous, that she had to tie a pork chop around her neck, to make her dog play with her!!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

From the tiny snippets of MAFS I've unfortunately watched because my wife loves it, I've deduced that the fish on that abomination of a show are the ones that John West rejected. I'm led to believe that one of them was so hideous, that she had to tie a pork chop around her neck, to make her dog play with her!!!

Imagining waking up to it… you’d chew your own arm off surely to get away!

 

[jackster83]

We're private school old boys mate, as soon as you leave school you're an old boy.

School?

Who goes to school anyway? We learned how to read from old biscuit tins.

 

[philreich]

Imagining waking up to it… you’d chew your own arm off surely to get away!

Imagine further how much beer you'd need to consume to make it look good.

 

[Robertio]

School?

Who goes to school anyway? We learned how to read from old biscuit tins.

I learnt to read by buying Playboy magazine, just for the articles.

 

[DemurePrincess]

School?

Who goes to school anyway? We learned how to read from old biscuit tins.

Yeah! Tigerturbulance enrolled me in a etiquette and deportment classes…

It’s not going so ****ing well!

 

[jackster83]

Imagine further how much beer you'd need to consume to make it look good.

I don't get the whole duck lips thing. It makes them look like they've been stung by a bee.

 

[jackster83]

Yeah! Tigerturbulance enrolled me in a etiquette and deportment classes…

It’s not going so ****ing well!

What a monster.

 

[Robertio]

Yeah! Tigerturbulance enrolled me in a etiquette and deportment classes…

It’s not going so ****ing well!

I disagree it's going beautifully.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Imagine further how much beer you'd need to consume to make it look good.

I’d ask for a blindfold

I don't get the whole duck lips thing. It makes them look like they've been stung by a bee.

Bc looking like a duck has its perks…

 

[thewizardmelon]

Speaking of which, Dragons v Gumbies just hit page 2. At this cracking pace, they're on track to reach double figures by game day.

Shudders I would not want to be a fly on the wall in that match thread

 

[thewizardmelon]

Yeah! Tigerturbulance enrolled me in a etiquette and deportment classes…

It’s not going so ****ing well!

BRAB made sure your diversity classes went well though!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Shudders I would not want to be a fly on the wall in that match thread

See I would! But it’s probably bc I’ve been swatted and I’m now plastered to the wall

 

[thewizardmelon]

See I would! But it’s probably bc I’ve been swatted and I’m now plastered to the wall

Plastered on a Tuesday? Nothing new!

 

[damicky]

Do you work or just sit on bigfooty getting paid?

I used to just sit on BF & get paid … BUT that all changed

 

[damicky]

In fact, us winning does the Rats a favour as they get to play another week…against an opposition they aren’t such huge underdogs against! So it’s a blessing to lose to the eventual S37 champions really.

If we did lose, I would play my 100th Sweet FA Match next week … BUT I will have to wait another week

 

[thewizardmelon]

If we did lose, I would play my 100th Sweet FA Match next week … BUT I will have to wait another week

Congrats on your 100th game next week

 

[DemurePrincess]

Plastered on a Tuesday? Nothing new!

Cheeky bastard and NO

 

[damicky]

You never answered was it heated or not?

33 degrees or I’m not coming in!

You are probably using an Electric Blanket & a Heater

 

[Robertio]

If we did lose, I would play my 100th Sweet FA Match next week … BUT I will have to wait another week

We have a player in the exact same situation.