Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Dragons FFC v Las Vegas Bears at Ljp86's Lair

[Art Vandelay_]

Time to change your username to Fred Vandelay_

He sounds like a winner already. I bet he could make it as Jerry's latex salesman.

 

[Millky95]

It was a small way in which the Bears could honour the great man this week.

A win and an admission the Simpsons suck would be fantastic

 

[MWPP]

A win and an admission the Simpsons suck would be fantastic

While we’re at it, Mitch Mere Marsh will also be sitting next to the lovely lady in the stands and cheering us on

 

[tony]

A win and an admission the Simpsons suck would be fantastic

The Simpsons have sucked for years, the other part of that hopefully will come Sunday afternoon but ...

 

[Millky95]

The Simpsons have sucked for years, the other part of that hopefully will come Sunday afternoon but ...

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No idiot Lassoo this year now

 

[RookiePick]

League's best Half Back Flunker is back in business baybee!

 

[Test Tickle]

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Las Vegas Bears
S38 Official Team Sheet Round 1
Vs Dragons FFC

B: kane249 / JoshWoodenSpoon / Test Tickle
HB: RookiePick / Electronic_Renaissance / tony
C: RonnieRaven / Chipmunk / SSSSSS
HF: Shadow Man / JoseMourinho / Senor M
F: Matera92 / Art Vandelay_ / MWPP
FOLL: Cap / Millky95 / Tandy
INT: I Dont Care / Tommycash

Milestones:
Cap 150 LVB Games
SSSSSS Debut Game​

yes yes yes Bears rule!

 

[Millky95]

League's best Half Back Flunker is back in business baybee!

Kill 'em on turnover

 

[Test Tickle]

BP next to JoshWoodenSpoon , keep your hands to yourself JW, I've heard stories.

 

[tony]

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The fans are so excited to see you back its causing traffic jams in Las Vegas

 

[MWPP]

Barring injury/suspension I should get my 3000th ever disposal this weekend (I’m on 2999).

I’m happy to be stranded on 99 career hitouts for a few more seasons . Unlike Cap I’m not ruck material . I feel sorry for whichever opponents had to face the embarrassment of conceding hitouts to 160cm (rounding up a good hair day) me

 

[Cap]

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Las Vegas Bears
S38 Official Team Sheet Round 1
Vs Dragons FFC

B: kane249 / JoshWoodenSpoon / Test Tickle
HB: RookiePick / Electronic_Renaissance / tony
C: RonnieRaven / Chipmunk / SSSSSS
HF: Shadow Man / JoseMourinho / Senor M
F: Matera92 / Art Vandelay_ / MWPP
FOLL: Cap / Millky95 / Tandy
INT: I Dont Care / Tommycash

Milestones:
Cap 150 LVB Games
SSSSSS Debut Game​

Art Vandelay_

Dont **** it up

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Love & miss ya Unc! Will look great in the robes up there.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

BP next to JoshWoodenSpoon , keep your hands to yourself JW, I've heard stories.

Stop running past calling for hands then!!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

League's best Half Back Flunker is back in business baybee!

Looks like risky 45s are back on the menu!

 

[SSSSSS]

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Las Vegas Bears
S38 Official Team Sheet Round 1
Vs Dragons FFC

B: kane249 / JoshWoodenSpoon / Test Tickle
HB: RookiePick / Electronic_Renaissance / tony
C: RonnieRaven / Chipmunk / SSSSSS
HF: Shadow Man / JoseMourinho / Senor M
F: Matera92 / Art Vandelay_ / MWPP
FOLL: Cap / Millky95 / Tandy
INT: I Dont Care / Tommycash

Milestones:
Cap 150 LVB Games
SSSSSS Debut Game​

Can't believe my fat arse has been named on a wing.

 

[MWPP]

Art Vandelay_

Dont **** it up

With silver service from our star studded engine room , not to mention JoseMourinho ’s marking /entry ability what could possibly go wrong?

He’s Fred Vandelay_ for a reason

 

[Test Tickle]

Can't believe my fat arse has been named on a wing.

You'll go OK on a wing, even with a fat arse.

 

[RookiePick]

Looks like risky 45s are back on the menu!

Sounds like those adverts I get from dodgy online dating sites.

 

[MWPP]

Can't believe my fat arse has been named on a wing.

Someone has to keep Chipmunk and those enormous cheeks in CHECK

Attack is the best form of defence and we rely so much on the trusty Platypus Formation around here that some fresh blood/ideas will do us good

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Can't believe my fat arse has been named on a wing.

You're in a prime spot - Electronic_Renaissance always shanks em left! Shouldn't have to cover too much ground if you read it off the boot.

 

[SSSSSS]

You'll go OK on a wing, even with a fat arse.

Some say it's my best feature.

 

[RookiePick]

Can't believe my fat arse has been named on a wing.

SSS - Nissan Pulsar

SSSSSS - Binary Pulsar.

Binary Pulsar = high gravity.

You're not fat amigo. You are just experiencing localised weight gain due to increased gravitational effects. I'm sure your mass is very tidy and befitting a LVB elite.

You will be an absolute ball magnet on the wing too! Nothing will get past you!

 

[MWPP]

Some say it's my best feature.

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Highlights what I said about attack being the best form of defence:
-your undersized opponent will have no chance trying to tag/niggle
-the qooty will just rebound so beautifully off you so Chipmunk and RonnieRaven can steal the crumbs /chips quicker than you say Sizzler

Built for qooty

 

[MWPP]

SSS - Nissan Pulsar

SSSSSS - Binary Pulsar.

Binary Pulsar = high gravity.

You're not fat amigo. You are just experiencing localised weight gain due to increased gravitational effects. I'm sure your mass is very tidy and befitting a LVB elite.

You will be an absolute ball magnet on the wing too! Nothing will get past you!

Spot on

It helps that we only just all came out of hibernation for the celebration that is Cap ‘s 150th and SSSSSS ’s debut

The challenge is going to be maintaining our “muscle” as the season goes on but with the talent and physique across the board I am backing us in to start the season strongly