Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Dragons FFC v Las Vegas Bears at Ljp86's Lair

[Millky95]

Happy 150th Cap

 

[Blaze Storm]

Summary of this match thread so far

 

[T2B_]

Summary of this match thread so far

Bold of you to assume the Bears have such dance moves!

 

[RookiePick]

Summary of this match thread so far

Bless us with your erudite postings. We're all (B)ears!

 

[Test Tickle]

Some say it's my best feature.

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A pre-season wouldn't go astray.

 

[Cap]

With silver service from our star studded engine room , not to mention JoseMourinho ’s marking /entry ability what could possibly go wrong?

He’s Fred Vandelay_ for a reason

 

[Cap]

Happy 150th Cap

 

[Cap]

Bold of you to assume the Bears have such dance moves!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

SSS - Nissan Pulsar

SSSSSS - Binary Pulsar.

Binary Pulsar = high gravity.

You're not fat amigo. You are just experiencing localised weight gain due to increased gravitational effects. I'm sure your mass is very tidy and befitting a LVB elite.

You will be an absolute ball magnet on the wing too! Nothing will get past you!

Got the blinkers on though!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Cap you ruddy legend!!!!!

 

[SSSSSS]

A pre-season wouldn't go astray.

I did stipulate in my contract that there was to be no running tony .

I'm not going to sheepdog around to guard space. I'm here to occupy it.

 

[AceAndy]

Barring injury/suspension I should get my 3000th ever disposal this weekend (I’m on 2999).

I’m happy to be stranded on 99 career hitouts for a few more seasons . Unlike Cap I’m not ruck material . I feel sorry for whichever opponents had to face the embarrassment of conceding hitouts to 160cm (rounding up a good hair day) me

That is a fair bit of rounding

 

[Senor M]

Summary of this match thread so far

If you think 362 posts by Thursday afternoon across both clubs is spam, you’re not going to enjoy when your team mate Pickitt gets going.

He’s done that many posts in a day on his own before

 

[MWPP]

That is a fair bit of rounding

Men lie about their heights on qinder all the time

I rounded up by under an inch

 

[T2B_]

Bless us with your erudite postings. We're all (B)ears!

A veteran known as RookiePick. Are you the Bears version of sausageroll ?

 

[AceAndy]

Men lie about their heights on qinder all the time

I rounded up by under an inch

Not the only thing they lie about

 

[T2B_]

Not the only thing they lie about

You beat me to it...

 

[Millky95]

Men lie about their heights on qinder all the time

I rounded up by under an inch

Tigerturbulance knows all about that

 

[Millky95]

You beat me to it...

r/beatmeattoit

 

[Art Vandelay_]

SSS - Nissan Pulsar

SSSSSS - Binary Pulsar.

Binary Pulsar = high gravity.

You're not fat amigo. You are just experiencing localised weight gain due to increased gravitational effects. I'm sure your mass is very tidy and befitting a LVB elite.

You will be an absolute ball magnet on the wing too! Nothing will get past you!

 

[Greenery]

Dragons FFC Official Team Sheet: Season 38, Round One versus Bears FFC

B: A Swallow / BringBackTheAnchor / Ge3ks
HB: Greenery / T2B_ / DragoDelph
C: Ligma / Blaze Storm / freo84
HF: Bradesmaen / Pickitt / Purple Jesus
F: Hatchy1992 / Bonz / Knifey Spoony
FOLL: Ljp86 / Drizzy / Pie 4 Life
INT: Chief / DJ75

 

[RonnieRaven]

Dragons FFC Official Team Sheet: Season 38, Round One versus Bears FFC

B: A Swallow / BringBackTheAnchor / Ge3ks
HB: Greenery / T2B_ / DragoDelph
C: Ligma / Blaze Storm / freo84
HF: Bradesmaen / Pickitt / Purple Jesus
F: Hatchy1992 / Bonz / Knifey Spoony
FOLL: Ljp86 / Drizzy / Pie 4 Life
INT: Chief / DJ75

 

[tony]

I did stipulate in my contract that there was to be no running tony .

I'm not going to sheepdog around to guard space. I'm here to occupy it.

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All you need to do is just stand there and look intimidating. The opposition will take one look at you and run back towards our goals to get away.

 

[Bradesmaen]

Oh there's a game this week.

 

[Cap]

Oh there's a game this week.

Not yet.