Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Dragons FFC v Las Vegas Bears at Ljp86's Lair

[Chipmunk]

For some weird reason, I imagine Bonz working the Subway counter similar to this.

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[tony]

ChippyBet must be raking in the cash because you sure as hell aren't getting that much from the Bears.

 

[Ljp86]

PSA for all Dragons.

I've seen your plight at the Old Boys. Banished to the corner like a scolded dog.


COPROLITE

Clubs that have demonstrated low moral fibre and the inability to maintain the high standards expected of them within the walls of Spotswood Campus will receive the coprolite rating. Any team receiving this level of access will be refused access onto campus or its facilities including any form of change rooms. Alternative playing venue will be arranged and posted before the games scheduled date and if Coprolite teams need to change before the game we suggest they use the facilities at Qar Park. If teams of this level are found anywhere around the facility their members will be sprayed with fire hoses to remove the putrid waste.
Clubs with Coprolite Level Access: Dragons FFC


Given I have silver access to OOB I would like to advise that I am willing to rent access to any of you for a small per diem.

This 1. Allows you fine folk to mingle with the rest of us, we promote an inclusive SFA at Las Vegas... In exchange for kick backs. 2. Makes me money. 3. Thumbs our noses at Tigerturbulance and his tyrannical rule. 4. Can't stress it enough. I make money.

Yeah, look, I'll be honest and say no-one at the Dragons gives a **** about access to some shitty rooms at Spotswood.

If the Bears mean business, they'll stand with the Dragons in solidarity anyway.

 

[Ljp86]

AI, I've become lazy over the off season. It's a JoshWoodenSpoon original.
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That's pretty reasonable, but I think we all know that JoshWoodenSpoon really excels at adult type art.

 

[tony]

That's pretty reasonable, but I think we all know that JoshWoodenSpoon really excels at adult type art.

He has his own website for that type of thing

 

[Ljp86]

I'm amazed it's taken until the 5th page for this to be posted!

It's Round One, everyone's trying to get the rust out. We'll have people with RSI in this thread by Thursday night.

 

[Ljp86]

Looks like serial_thrilla 's new mob!

The 'Rats know what they're getting though, Bonz milked serial_thrilla well before he went to the Swamprats.

 

[Chipmunk]

ChippyBet must be raking in the cash because you sure as hell aren't getting that much from the Bears.

We have a very strong currency compared with Dragon Island, that stack of Dragon Dollars is about 5 USD.

 

[Strigoi]

I try to do my own contribution on the cooking while Strigoi and PhenomenalV1 are on sabbatical, as they used to be the masters of the craft here.

Unless we count Bonz working the Subway counter.

As long as lamb is not on the menu, I’m involved.


Have to find something to protest about…being that I’m in Melbourne and all.

 

[Millky95]

It's Round One, everyone's trying to get the rust out. We'll have people with RSI in this thread by Thursday night.

Is it rust or cobwebs? I forget

 

[Chipmunk]

It's Round One, everyone's trying to get the rust out. We'll have people with RSI in this thread by Thursday night.

Not Round 0 ?

 

[Millky95]

Not Round 0 ?

Not that prick's face around here

 

[Chipmunk]

Not that prick's face around here

I posted it because he’d have endorsed a round 0

 

[Chipmunk]

He has his own website for that type of thing

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Knifey Spoony ?

 

[DragoDelph]

The season wasn’t even meant to have started yet.
How’s the early hibernation wake up going bears?

 

[Millky95]

The season wasn’t even meant to have started yet.
How’s the early hibernation wake up going bears?

I'll be honest, I am struggling today

 

[DragoDelph]

Unrelated:

 

[DragoDelph]

I'll be honest, I am struggling today

Yeah. It’s the week for it.

I’ve decided to work from home (bed) today.

 

[Millky95]

Yeah. It’s the week for it.

I’ve decided to work from home (bed) today.

Lucky. I'm already at the office trying not to nap at my desk

 

[Ted Lasso]

Not Round 0 ?

Hey, that's me, I knew the Bears still loved me.

I posted it because he’d have endorsed a round 0

I would endorse anything that meant we got to play a game of Qooty.

 

[Millky95]

First my Mobbs gets stolen
Then my next Mobbs gets stolen
AND NOW THIS GUY IS BACK?

Nope. I'm out. Cya.

 

[tony]

First my Mobbs gets stolen
Then my next Mobbs gets stolen
AND NOW THIS GUY IS BACK?

Nope. I'm out. Cya.

No need to worry milkman, I have taken out the trash.

 

[T2B_]

First my Mobbs gets stolen
Then my next Mobbs gets stolen
AND NOW THIS GUY IS BACK?

Nope. I'm out. Cya.

He can't be that bad.

Can he?

 

[tony]

Knifey Spoony ?

Oh no not a cutlery question, Electronic_Renaissance get your ass in here, Chipmunk needs your help.

 

[T2B_]

I’ve decided to work from home (bed) today.

Leave it Pugsley