Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[Raz]

brmmm brmmmmm

The wheels on the truck got round and round

 

[Raz]

That's where we found pantskyle.

can we put him back now

 

[Purple7x08_24]

 

[The Filth Wizard]

can we put him back now

Not until he's dead.

 

[Tonga Bob]

The truck carrying the tequila had an unfortunate accident, right into my possession. So, I thought I'd share my windfall with you all at a discount.

Where's my tequi- actually nevermind, you can have it. Tequila is bad juju.

 

[tony]

Where's my tequi- actually nevermind, you can have it. Tequila is bad juju.

Would you like a manhattan? by the looks of it you need one.

 

[okeydoke7]

This thread is way too long. Im not even going to pretend I’ll be catching up.

I’ll just be busy touching myself in the corner.

 

[MP_]

This thread is way too long. Im not even going to pretend I’ll be catching up.

I’ll just be busy touching myself in the corner.

 

[Purple7x08_24]

I don't even know where I am anymore.

 

[Tonga Bob]

This thread is way too long. Im not even going to pretend I’ll be catching up.

I’ll just be busy touching myself in the corner.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Would you like a manhattan? by the looks of it you need one.

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I could moider one!

 

[philreich]

1896 doesn't sound very modern

Wasn't it the year Ken Cunningham left school?

 

[Raveneyes]

I don't even know where I am anymore.

Living in a nightmare.

Like that time when I visited a Sin City casino to play Texas Hold'Em, but the only games they had were Razz.

 

[Raveneyes]

This thread is way too long. Im not even going to pretend I’ll be catching up.

I’ll just be busy touching myself in the corner.

Well, I guess repeatedly punching yourself in the face (a'la Ed Norton) could be construed as touching oneself.

 

[philreich]

I swear I've heard por_please_ya tell that joke before.

Did you hear the story about Mahatma Gandhi? Legend has it that he walked everywhere bare foot, which resulted in him developing severe calluses on both feet. This eventually had an adverse effect on his health, and also somehow meant that he had bad breath. One might argue that he became a super callused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis.

 

[philreich]

Season 38. Only seems like yesterday it was season 4 . Well actually is doesn't . Game 499.

So a flag every 70 games or so - not bad at all!!!!!!

 

[Raz]

Ok been infomed that the league leadership, my opponents and some of my teammates are not wanting my style of player on this forum due to my quantity of posting


I am not the same as everyone else. i don't want to be a clone of all other posters who can do lovely GIFS and stuff and i know you all enjoy those posters.

Sadly i am not liked and jsut offend.

Due to the fact i am not here to offend only to enjoy my time i must hereby offer my resignation from the SFA.

I cannot change who I am and if being me offends i am sorry.

Enjoy yourselves

 

[Tonga Bob]

Mofra Raveneyes Freofalcon Purple7x08_24 TubbsFarquhar brian_muz pantskyle FootyGuy13 Barrybran Dinsdale raffrox Piggy Smalls The Filth Wizard Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Ocha905 TheInjuryFactory zackah Reginald Perrin ​

 

[ant555]

Wasn't it the year Ken Cunningham left school?

I do not know but was it the year another Ken started coaching Port ? Could be the last year Essendon won a final as well

 

[Raveneyes]

brmmm brmmmmm

The wheels on the truck got round and round

Trucks also use these. Raz does not.

 

[philreich]

Reckon philreich & TheInjuryFactory would be more interested in the Olympics if they nuded up.

Us or the athletes?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Us or the athletes?

Yes.

 

[philreich]

What's a truck?

An ex Crows fullback.

 

[MP_]

I don't even know where I am anymore.

Hopefully not in the same corner as okeydoke7

 

[Purple7x08_24]

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Awesome. I need to come up with a half back for my team of the century. So many solid players to choose from.