Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[serial_thrilla]

I do feel a bit exposed this week. With no simhousery to rely on, this is the first 50/50 game I've played against the Warriors.

 

[damicky]

Some of us are still celebrating The Allies SOO victory

TheInjuryFactory did a great job putting it all together for us to win again

 

[pantskyle]

Then we get the women.

Step 3 - Underpants.

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Hello my good friends the Warriors.

 

[tigs2010]

I do feel a bit exposed this week. With no simhousery to rely on, this is the first 50/50 game I've played against the Warriors.

I've never lost to the Warriors and don't plan on starting this week










hope there is no way to fact check this.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Didn't we just play these guys Tonga Bob?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Just pissed in the sink at work in a show of solidarity with the Dockers' flight plight last week.

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Just pissed in the sink at work in a show of solidarity with the Dockers' flight plight last week.

What's the splashback like on a sink piss? I imagine it'd be pretty violent and you pretty much walk out looking like you've entered a wet t-shirt contest

 

[damicky]

I do feel a bit exposed this week. With no simhousery to rely on, this is the first 50/50 game I've played against the Warriors.

Rats don’t wear pants

 

[damicky]

Didn't we just play these guys Tonga Bob?

It is a whole new Season of fun & frivolity

We all get to play each other again (at least once)

 

[Tonga Bob]

Didn't we just play these guys Tonga Bob?

Literally yesterday.

 

[Tonga Bob]

What's the splashback like on a sink piss? I imagine it'd be pretty violent and you pretty much walk out looking like you've entered a wet t-shirt contest

Depends on the angle and the velocity. Or so I've heard.

 

[Dinsdale]

Not this again

 

[damicky]

Literally yesterday.

 

[Raz]

Rats don’t wear pants

just stand modestly !

 

[Raz]

is the bar open yet . If we have a game on need drinks and pizzas

 

[pantskyle]

Rats don’t wear pants

That's disgusting.

 

[Gralin]

Please edit this to include the following:

• Coney Island Warriors winning the Silver Whistle
• crazywildhorse winning the Big Spoon Trophy
• Frothies Mcveigh winning the Little Spoon Trophy
• Tadpole winning the Golden Shittruck
• And whoever won the Golden Pants (pantskyle to confirm)

And Mobbs winning the McInnes Prize than you Gralin

 

[serial_thrilla]

That's disgusting.

May I wear you?

 

[tigs2010]

Which is everyone's favourite W team? Mine is the Wonders.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

What's the splashback like on a sink piss? I imagine it'd be pretty violent and you pretty much walk out looking like you've entered a wet t-shirt contest

I wouldn't know mate, but any ideas how to get rid of these sink grill marks? My japs eye is looking like an internment camp.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

That's disgusting.

Means you won't get tagged at least.

 

[pantskyle]

Means you won't get tagged at least.

They couldn't even if they tried.

 

[pantskyle]

May I wear you?

You can wear my foot.

 

[damicky]

Which is everyone's favourite W team? Mine is the Wonders.

The Seasons 33-36 Wonders were my favourite