Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[jackster83]

While you're spamming can you explain where the term Spamrats came from? I've seen the term bandied about.

Ant Bear is probably the best placed to answer that one.

 

[Tonga Bob]

While you're spamming can you explain where the term Spamrats came from? I've seen the term bandied about.

Rats made of Spam mate. Vikings enjoyed it for a while.

Spam is spiced ham. A Seppo invention that made its way to the Pacific islands during and/or after WWII. Destroyed our diets. It's pig meat that hasn't gone in the umu. CursingFijian used to have a dummy made of it as a child.

 

[tigs2010]

We are all Captains now

I didn't commit to this...

 

[Ocha905]

Rats made of Spam mate. Vikings enjoyed it for a while.

Spam is spiced ham. A Seppo invention that made its way to the Pacific islands during and/or after WWII. Destroyed our diets. It's pig meat that hasn't gone in the umu. CursingFijian used to have a dummy made of it as a child.

Wonderful explanation as always skip. Now I'm all set for the Mensa admission test.

Sounds like Seppo is going to be the next recruit too.

 

[Ocha905]

I didn't commit to this...

I simply can't fathom why you'd have an issue with co-captains..

 

[tigs2010]

I simply can't fathom why you'd have an issue with co-captains..

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Have North delisted McDonald yet?

 

[tigs2010]

Also think Scully bailed before he was legally old enough to be captain...

 

[pantskyle]

Too late.

Plenty of rat girls actually. I'm in with a shot here.

 

[CursingFijian]

Rats made of Spam mate. Vikings enjoyed it for a while.

Spam is spiced ham. A Seppo invention that made its way to the Pacific islands during and/or after WWII. Destroyed our diets. It's pig meat that hasn't gone in the umu. CursingFijian used to have a dummy made of it as a child.

Get one English cabbage, remove the core and submerge in boiling water for 30 seconds or until leaves slightly soften. Unpeel each softened individual leaf with care to ensure it doesn't tear or rip. Lay 3-4 cabbage softened leaves over each other so they form a little pouch. Place low salt spam in the pouch, with some chopped onion, chopped tomato and chopped fresh chillies. Cover with coconut milk just enough to submerge the spam. Wrap the cabbage leaves over the top to seal and then wrap in tin foil.

Repeat until all the cabbage leaves are exhausted.

Bake at 180 degrees for 30 minutes.

You will now have some genuine spam land mines that can be effectively used to bring down Pacific Island Zombies when the apocalypse comes upon us.

Copy this recipe and keep somewhere safe and easily retrieved. It's a life saver.

Whatever you do, never sprinkle kava sediment in your garden. This will only accelerate your ugly demise.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Plenty of rat girls actually. I'm in with a shot here.

All gay unfortunately. Genetic engineering to bring down the rat population.

 

[Ocha905]

Have North delisted McDonald yet?

No he's still the "emotional heart and soul" of the team, smiling after every opposition goal. Plus he's a Mofra Bottom 50 Champion and we needed to win something during this dark age.

Also think Scully bailed before he was legally old enough to be captain...

Ah yes, when he legally changed his name to $cully.

 

[Ocha905]

All gay unfortunately. Genetic engineering to bring down the rat population.

New York would like a word with your team.

 

[Mofra]

No he's still the "emotional heart and soul" of the team, smiling after every opposition goal. Plus he's a Mofra Bottom 50 Champion and we needed to win something during this dark age.

Ah yes, when he legally changed his name to $cully.

North climbing to the dizzying heights of 17th has certainly changed the complexion of the preliminary listing this year

 

[Tonga Bob]

Have North delisted McDonald yet?

EIEIO

 

[pantskyle]

All gay unfortunately. Genetic engineering to bring down the rat population.

How does that effect me?

 

[Tonga Bob]

How does that effect me?

Not as much rat rooting probably.

 

[Ocha905]

North climbing to the dizzying heights of 17th has certainly changed the complexion of the preliminary listing this year

It's simply unacceptable. Our Dear Leader is going to address it in the next meeting.



The only dizzying heights that should be legal is the Whore Tree's viewing platform.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

New York would like a word with your team.

New York has reached its quota, I have been reliably informed.

Not as much rat rooting probably.

He does have red hair as well.

How does that effect me?

 

[Raz]

We are all Captains now

No we need ONE to LEAD THEM ALL.

 

[Raz]

While you're spamming can you explain where the term Spamrats came from? I've seen the term bandied about.

Google explains

SpamRats is a DNS-based email blacklist service that provides a list of IP addresses known for sending spam emails.

 

[damicky]

Rats made of Spam mate. Vikings enjoyed it for a while.

Spam is spiced ham. A Seppo invention that made its way to the Pacific islands during and/or after WWII. Destroyed our diets. It's pig meat that hasn't gone in the umu. CursingFijian used to have a dummy made of it as a child.

They love Spam in Hawaii … even have an Annual Festival for it

 

[damicky]

All *gay unfortunately. Genetic engineering to bring down the rat population.

*not that there is anything wrong with that

 

[Raz]

*not that there is anything wrong with that

Tis Evil Tis Evil

Just ask the Coach

 

[damicky]

No we need ONE to LEAD THEM ALL.

Congratulations Captain Raz

 

[pantskyle]

Not as much rat rooting probably.

And it was harmless.