Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[BloodySwan]

Hey you guys are still up! Does your nurse know?

I slip them some whiskey and then they fall asleep. Works every time

 

[Tonga Bob]

I've been hitting the weights all pre season gang. All hard work and discipline.

P.S. Shout out to my boy Stephen Dank!

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'Tides comin' in!

 

[Dinsdale]

I slip them some whiskey and then they fall asleep. Works every time

Not single malt hopefully

 

[Dinsdale]

I've been hitting the weights all pre season gang. All hard work and discipline.

P.S. Shout out to my boy Stephen Dank!

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Hay pigsy! I have a brew on, started at 1.065 and is now at 1.010 and still active.

Might call is Milk of Amnesia when I keg it.

 

[Raz]

So it's your fault people know who I am. Ffs

Who are you anyway ?

 

[Raz]

You're only just now discovering what Sweet is all about?

Didnt realize so much boy on boy activity .

 

[BloodySwan]

Not single malt hopefully

nah, cheapest stuff I can find. I keep the good stuff for myself & Raz to drink afterwards

 

[BloodySwan]

Didnt realize so much boy on boy activity .

Isn't that the allure?

 

[Dinsdale]

As long as it's not those tights which go all the way up. I never enjoy it when I see your tackle hanging through

You guts have gone too far

 

[Raz]

Rats always have the best time.

Rooting is fun. Being rooted not so fun for me...

 

[Raz]

Ok but like on here or grindr?

What is Grinder ? a Coffee place ?

 

[tigs2010]

Who are you anyway ?

That's the spirit

 

[Raz]

I suggest we don't need jerseys but instead we play in the nude. I struggle to think who will want to tackle us when we're all naked and muddy

LAdy RATS ?? MAybe

 

[MP_]

As long as it's not those tights which go all the way up. I never enjoy it when I see your tackle hanging through

They fed me well at the hawks, my belly covers the tackle now

 

[damicky]

Who are you anyway ?

tigs2010 is one of us

He was recruited from The Roys Retirement Village in the Off-Season

 

[Raz]

Just run around in the nude damicky has been doing it for years

My eyes . My poor eyes NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Raz]

I asked chatgpt and it was all for it. Wanted to know where we are sailing and how many crew members we have

you need to give CHATGPT more information..

Like Captain of the SWAMPRATS QOOOTY SFA team

 

[Dinsdale]

Rooting is fun. Being rooted not so fun for me...

Are you a gardener?

 

[Raz]

I can't stress this enough people, learn the multi quote tool.

oh that for lazy people.

Posting in response to every post is so much more work and we rightly need to work hard at this

 

[Dinsdale]

tigs2010 is one of us

He was recruited from The Roys Retirement Village in the Off-Season

He became 50% smarter

 

[Dinsdale]

oh that for lazy people.

Posting in response to every post is so much more work and we rightly need to work hard at this

No it isn't

 

[MP_]

He became 50% smarter

Still has the musty urine smell though

 

[Raz]

Stop replying to idiots is my advice

replying to idiots is my specialty .

please point them out to me ..

 

[damicky]

Still has the musty urine smell though

He will never get rid of that

 

[Raz]

What makes it fun and frivolous?

Waht makes everything fun and frivolous .

Fireball whiskey.. 2nd or 3rd bottle.