Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[Hoos]

Three things in life are certain:

Death

Taxes

Warriors stinking it up as a placeholder team until Hoos and I sober up and make The Malibu Achievers.

Nunez, I'm sorry if your step mother is a nympho...do you have any Kalhúa?

 

[King Tenz]

#cup2spoon2cup

 

[tigs2010]

Nunez, I'm sorry if your step mother is a nympho...do you have any Kalhúa?

Hi Hoos

 

[Dinsdale]

I can't wait to put in a bit of effort for like 3 rounds, no effort for the rest - then claim faux outrage when I score 0 secret points

 

[thewizardmelon]

#cup2spoon2cup

Surely winning 3 in 4 years makes us a dynasty? Teams like the warriors and phawks would be fuming!

 

[Ocha905]

Oh you mean the day I kicked 5 against these campaigners to win the season 37 SFA grand final? What a magical day

Man I'm glad to have tagged you in. You've done more banter in one post than I could all week.

This little campaigner still plays SFA?

 

[philreich]

Spitting is a horrid thing to do. Go wash your mouth out

I was spitting chips after the grand final - is that a problem?

 

[Dinsdale]

I was spitting chips after the grand final - is that a problem?

Your problem is you were supposed to eat the chips

 

[raffrox]

raffrox can go f*ck himself then is it?

Haha feeling the love!

 

[jackster83]

Oh you mean the day I kicked 5 against these campaigners to win the season 37 SFA grand final? What a magical day

I've drunk so much since, it's now a blurred, distant memory.

 

[okeydoke7]

How many will I kick this week? Over it under 7 goals?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

And that all for me folks have to goto a meeting .

The boss seems to think i should work for my salary

Here I am again.

Another season.

This one with a flag and a Fred.

Four minutes apart. The Raz alias revealed.

 

[okeydoke7]

Four minutes apart. The Raz alias revealed.

Another admin reign, another attempt to ban me.

Try something new.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Another admin reign, another attempt to ban me.

Try something new.

Nah, I’m obliged to keep you around now. I’d just ban the other guy.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Haha feeling the love!

 

[Tonga Bob]

How many will I kick this week? Over it under 7 goals?

Pfft. I'm not a full forward's arseh*le and I kicked 10 goals a week ago.

 

[Nunez]

Hi Hoos

No hi noonz?

 

[Dinsdale]

How many will I kick this week? Over it under 7 goals?

How many is zero?

 

[Nunez]

How many is zero?

Precisely 0 more than none.

 

[Ocha905]

How many will I kick this week? Over it under 7 goals?

I'm praying whoever your co-captains are name you full back again like in s36.

 

[Dinsdale]

Precisely 0 more than none.

He'll double that

 

[damicky]

How many will I kick this week? Over it under 7 goals?

Under - only 6 this week

Over or Under … 700 posts for Raz

 

[Nunez]

He'll double that

0.0

The face Ant Bear makes when BRAB enters the chat.

 

[Dinsdale]

0.0

The face Ant Bear makes when BRAB enters the chat.

Is this where we tag the quiet ones into the fred spudmaster and Purple7x08_24

 

[Tonga Bob]

Is this where we tag the quiet ones into the fred spudmaster and Purple7x08_24

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!