Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[Raz]

My 2nd favourite animal

Favourite is dragon like me

 

[Raz]

It never is

Taste test perhaps

 

[Raz]

Just be better than the worst

Who is the worst usually it is me

 

[Raz]

Well I was at the Roys for a couple of seasons and have woken up in the urinal from a drinking coma at the Swamprats before too

Hmm. Something that has never occurred to me .

Strange beds yes . But never wake up in urinal

 

[Raz]

Here I am again.

Another season.

This one with a flag and a Fred.

Who’s Fred ?

 

[Raz]

No one in their right mind goes to a meeting at this time of night.

Wasn’t night time for me . Time zone difference

 

[Raz]

At this point I'd like to welcome 2 new Warriors to the fold, about to earn their first dagger and shield.

brian_muz

Barrybran

Get amongst it

Yeah grab your weapons .

 

[Raz]

Opening day of s38 has been unhinged. Raz is making the rookie versions of Gralin / King Tenz look inactive.

Just warning up folks . Need more practice

 

[Raz]

You didn't wonder what the Q in qooty stood for?

More interested in what the ooty! Stands for now

 

[Raz]

I absolutely positively did not. raffrox is real and he's magnificent!

Strange name . Not like Raz such a nice name

 

[Raz]

But its night time.

Only for Aussies in Aussie . Not for Aussies in Middle East

 

[Raz]

You're assuming you'll selected this week?

No I am in the bar . Might get a sub role or emergency call up

 

[Raz]

The way it should be.

Quantity over quality is the SFA way.

Never any quality from me . 100 kicks 209 hanbala and all to the opposition

 

[Raz]

You know the rules.

You tag me and I will increase the level of garbage being posted in a match thread

Garbage in garbage out

 

[Raz]

Hopefully. I love nothing more then a Warriors disasterclass

All will unfold out there and I will cheer the rats with my empty hotties

 

[Raz]

I was busy on grand final day

 

[Raz]

Nunez, I'm sorry if your step mother is a nympho...do you have any Kalhúa?

Mmm coffee liquor

 

[Raz]

I was spitting chips after the grand final - is that a problem?

Yes chips with Tommy sauce should not be wasted

 

[Raz]

Four minutes apart. The Raz alias revealed.

Hmm my evil twin brother

 

[Raz]

Nah, I’m obliged to keep you around now. I’d just ban the other guy.

Any ban of me will make me sad

 

[Raz]

Under - only 6 this week

Over or Under … 700 posts for Raz

That sounds like tooo much typing lol

 

[Raz]

philreich told me that this is the Sack Kern Hinkely Thread

Sack the co- captain . We want only one leader

 

[Raz]

Good night all

#RIPHorry

Night night boss

 

[Raz]

Someone might grab the wrong ball........

Ouch . And then a quick stab pass to their pocket

 

[Raz]

Ok goodnight folks . Chat tomorrow I guess