Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[Raz]

Time to dream of playing my first ever game , hopefully by mid season when captains are injured lol

 

[Raz]

Zzzzzzzz

100 not out at stumps

 

[Ocha905]

No I will be good and let someone else rule the post count . Rookies can’t be best in thread .

Maybe

Favourite is dragon like me

Taste test perhaps

Who is the worst usually it is me

Hmm. Something that has never occurred to me .

Strange beds yes . But never wake up in urinal

Who’s Fred ?

Wasn’t night time for me . Time zone difference

Yeah grab your weapons .

Just warning up folks . Need more practice

More interested in what the ooty! Stands for now

Strange name . Not like Raz such a nice name

Only for Aussies in Aussie . Not for Aussies in Middle East

No I am in the bar . Might get a sub role or emergency call up

Never any quality from me . 100 kicks 209 hanbala and all to the opposition

Garbage in garbage out

All will unfold out there and I will cheer the rats with my empty hotties

I was busy on grand final day

Mmm coffee liquor

Yes chips with Tommy sauce should not be wasted

Hmm my evil twin brother

Any ban of me will make me sad

That sounds like tooo much typing lol

Sack the co- captain . We want only one leader

Night night boss

Ouch . And then a quick stab pass to their pocket

Ok goodnight folks . Chat tomorrow I guess

Time to dream of playing my first ever game , hopefully by mid season when captains are injured lol

Zzzzzzzz

100 not out at stumps

 

[okeydoke7]

Who’s Fred ?

Fred was a mod around here and a great goal kicker who sadly passed away.

The leading goal kicker award is now named in his honour.

 

[okeydoke7]

Pfft. I'm not a full forward's arseh*le and I kicked 10 goals a week ago.

Yes but this is the real stuff now.

And I’ve kicked over 1000. The 2nd most ever. The fastest to ever kick 1000.

 

[Raveneyes]

Raz

The first time I've seen one person's posts take an entire page for themselves.

Here's your reward.



For the Christ's sake, please don't use it all at once!

 

[King Tenz]

Isn't it great

Just what I love to see from a rookie.

 

[MP_]

Good to see Raz taking up the Swamprats night shift

 

[FootyGuy13]

19 pages.

 

[Ocha905]

Raz

The first time I've seen one person's posts take an entire page for themselves.

Here's your reward.

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For the Christ's sake, please don't use it all at once!

It's unfathomable. I feel like the apes discovering the monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Fascinated to know how Dinsdale scores the rookie.

 

[Ocha905]

19 pages.

Page 18 is all you need.

 

[Ocha905]

Isn't it great

Just what I love to see from a rookie.

Do we give them the eka now or tomorrow?

 

[Dinsdale]

Nice. US05 yeast?

Not this time, tried som Lalmond West Coast IPA

 

[Dinsdale]

It's unfathomable. I feel like the apes discovering the monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Fascinated to know how Dinsdale scores the rookie.

Their score is not very high at this point

 

[pantskyle]

Morin' all.

 

[tigs2010]

I was busy on grand final day

Me too. Busy licking my prelim final wounds

 

[okeydoke7]

Well, it’s a new season and we have to earn our way back to the pointy end of the season. It won’t happen automatically.

I reckon we have assembled one of the best lists in the competition.

After a productive off-season, I’m looking forward to what us Rats can achieve on and off the field.

 

[Raveneyes]

It's my BigFooty birthday today. 17 years old.

Please form an orderly queue when presenting your gifts or offering your services.

 

[pantskyle]

Well, it’s a new season and we have to earn our way back to the pointy end of the season. It won’t happen automatically.

I reckon we have assembled one of the best lists in the competition.

After a productive off-season, I’m looking forward to what us Rats can achieve on and off the field.

Did you use AI to write this?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Did you use AI to write this?

It kind of reminded me of the methodical nature of this guy, except this week okey shan't be dominating the "foward" line.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Yes but this is the real stuff now.

True, I was only playing on Gralin and that guy couldn't defend a bone in a yard full of dogs with no legs.

And I’ve kicked over 1000. The 2nd most ever. The fastest to ever kick 1000.

Yeah but now imagine me doing it.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Page 18 is all you need.

No. No you really don't.

 

[okeydoke7]

Did you use AI to write this?

Esteemed participants,

Artificial intelligence (AI) is something to appreciate, not something to be fearful of. AI can assist us all in delivering positive outcomes to our respective fantasy football competitions and the broader community.

In all aspects of life, AI is now capable of supporting, rather than detracting from our endeavours.

Yours truly,
Okeydoke7bot

 

[serial_thrilla]

Esteemed participants,

Artificial intelligence (AI) is something to appreciate, not something to be fearful of. AI can assist us all in delivering positive outcomes to our respective fantasy football competitions and the broader community.

In all aspects of life, AI is now capable of supporting, rather than detracting from our endeavours.

Yours truly,
Okeydoke7bot

Fun fact: you are the only real person in Sweet. The rest of us are AI.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Fun fact: you are the only real person in Sweet. The rest of us are AI.