Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[Ant Bear]

Fashionably late, hi Wahs

 

[Ant Bear]

Raz

The first time I've seen one person's posts take an entire page for themselves.

Here's your reward.

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For the Christ's sake, please don't use it all at once!

Ahh, you are post-MoOP

 

[Ant Bear]

Morin' all.

I'm not docking my yacht yet.

 

[Ant Bear]

25 consecutive posts is a thing now?

 

[Ant Bear]

Twenty to go

 

[Dinsdale]

It's my BigFooty birthday today. 17 years old.

Please form an orderly queue when presenting your gifts or offering your services.

Congratulations, you are old enough to go to the pub now

 

[Ant Bear]

Congratulations, you are old enough to go to the pub now

 

[Ant Bear]

Remember to drink Responsibly

 

[Dinsdale]

Remember to drink Responsibly

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[damicky]

Good to see Raz taking up the Swamprats night shift

This is why we selected a Rookie based in the Middle East

#SpamRats

#Rats247

#nightshift

 

[damicky]

Raz

 

[thewizardmelon]

This is why we selected a Rookie based in the Middle East

#SpamRats

#Rats247

#nightshift

Did you know:

If you rearrange the letters in Swamprats, you get SpamRatsW, so that bodes well for Raz.

Similarly, if you rearrange the letters in damicky, you get GrandFinalLosertwice

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Fun fact: you are the only real person in Sweet. The rest of us are AI.

You can't spell admin without AI.

And if we add a number of e's then in Sweet, nobody can hear you scream.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Remember to drink Responsibly

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Aw, they even make a kids size.

 

[Raz]

Who is that

 

[Raz]

Fred was a mod around here and a great goal kicker who sadly passed away.

The leading goal kicker award is now named in his honour.

So many posters have passed away that is very sad

 

[Raz]

Yes but this is the real stuff now.

And I’ve kicked over 1000. The 2nd most ever. The fastest to ever kick 1000.

Great work . Maybe one day I will kick a goal

 

[Raz]

Raz

The first time I've seen one person's posts take an entire page for themselves.

Here's your reward.

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For the Christ's sake, please don't use it all at once!

My favourite can ! Thenkyou . Will fry it up for breakfast with some eggs

 

[Raz]

Isn't it great

Just what I love to see from a rookie.

Thanks king , you are a role model for all !

 

[Raz]

Good to see Raz taking up the Swamprats night shift

While Aussies sleep , I party . Gets lonely with no one posting at same time though

 

[Raz]

19 pages.

I had to read it all

 

[Raz]

It's unfathomable. I feel like the apes discovering the monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Fascinated to know how Dinsdale scores the rookie.

Score zero apparently for quality

 

[serial_thrilla]

25 consecutive posts is a thing now?

Until Raz hits 1000 posts in a week it's just amateur hour.

 

[Raz]

Do we give them the eka now or tomorrow?

Hmm whet is the EKA ?

Is that the Brisbane EKKA show . I used to love that when I lived there

 

[Raz]

Morin' all.

Good morning !