Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[Raz]

Well, it’s a new season and we have to earn our way back to the pointy end of the season. It won’t happen automatically.

I reckon we have assembled one of the best lists in the competition.

After a productive off-season, I’m looking forward to what us Rats can achieve on and off the field.

Off field I will be drinking at the bar and eating lots of pizza

 

[Raz]

Fun fact: you are the only real person in Sweet. The rest of us are AI.

And I am just a little purple dragon playing for the rats

 

[Raz]

This is why we selected a Rookie based in the Middle East

#SpamRats

#Rats247

#nightshift

Yes boss I do as commanded

 

[Raz]

Did you know:

If you rearrange the letters in Swamprats, you get SpamRatsW, so that bodes well for Raz.

Similarly, if you rearrange the letters in damicky, you get GrandFinalLosertwice

We only here to have fun truly . Winning or losing is only the onfield , off field we party party

 

[Raz]

Until Raz hits 1000 posts in a week it's just amateur hour.

Too busy working to spend that much time . I am an amateur

 

[spookism]

I don't care who you play for.

Learn. To. Multiquote.

 

[thewizardmelon]

We only here to have fun truly . Winning or losing is only the onfield , off field we party party

As a current dual champion I disagree. I like winning

 

[philreich]

Opening day of s38 has been unhinged. Raz is making the rookie versions of Gralin / King Tenz look inactive.

I don't know what the record number of posts by a rookie is, but it may be under threat by the end of round 7.

 

[Raz]

I don't care who you play for.

Learn. To. Multiquote.

I tried . But doesn’t seem to work for me .

I clicked the +quote button on a few posts but what do I do next to actually reply ?

 

[Raz]

As a current dual champion I disagree. I like winning

Ahh ok enjoy the onfield . I’ll stick to the bar

 

[damicky]

Did you know:

If you rearrange the letters in Swamprats, you get SpamRatsW, so that bodes well for Raz.

Similarly, if you rearrange the letters in damicky, you get GrandFinalLosertwice

I prefer SOOWinnerTwice

 

[philreich]

Surely winning 3 in 4 years makes us a dynasty? Teams like the warriors and phawks would be fuming!

You do realise that if you win 3 in 4 years, you won't be challenging for your next one before S42?

 

[philreich]

Your problem is you were supposed to eat the chips

Now he tells me .

 

[philreich]

I heard it was 5

He deserves it

I'd be OK with Nicks getting another 10 years....

 

[jackster83]

Off field I will be drinking at the bar and eating lots of pizza

I plan to do those things on the field.

 

[Raz]

I prefer SOOWinnerTwice

And SOO is state of origin ?

I wasn’t allowed to play .

So back to the bar

 

[jackster83]

I'd be OK with Nicks getting another 10 years....

Another 20 showdown wins in a row would be nice at least.

 

[Raz]

I plan to do those things on the field.

Dont forget dancing with the fans

Rock and roll !!!

 

[Raz]

Another 20 showdown wins in a row would be nice at least.

Yes I hoping Fremantle can finally win a derby we supposed to win

 

[Barrybran]

I tried . But doesn’t seem to work for me .

I clicked the +quote button on a few posts but what do I do next to actually reply ?

 

[damicky]

Surely winning 3 in 4 years makes us a dynasty? Teams like the warriors and phawks would be fuming!

Yes, it would

 

[Tonga Bob]

As a current dual champion I disagree. I like winning

I prefer SOOWinnerTwice

Won something twice is it? That's cute.

Hey TheInjuryFactory The Filth Wizard JoshWoodenSpoon check this out.

 

[Raz]

No one knew though, even surprisingly the bloke that recruited him, I've seen the receipts.

Even from our perspective this whole thing has turned out pretty boring and clearcut. Banned bloke tries pulling the wool over everyone's eyes including his new team, gets caught eventually, banned again.

If there's a precedent for punishing a club for unknowingly fielding a perma'd elias by all means throw the book at us.

Another 20 showdown wins in a row would be nice at least.

Dont forget dancing with the fans

Rock and roll !!!

Yes I hoping Fremantle can finally win a derby we supposed to win

Yes, it would

Ok thanks for that info . Not sure if it truly useful though will have to work out how to use it properly

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Won something twice is it? That's cute.

Hey TheInjuryFactory The Filth Wizard JoshWoodenSpoon check this out.

 

[FootyGuy13]

I do feel a bit exposed this week. With no simhousery to rely on, this is the first 50/50 game I've played against the Warriors.

It was all a ruse you pathetic little ant! Every single thing that’s happened to you over the off-season was orchestrated by ME and my INSANE mind! The whole thing cost me 750,000 dollars and over 8 months of planning, just to lead you right here into the palm of my hands.

You will finally have a second loss against the Warriors MWAHAHAHAHA!