Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[damicky]

Won something twice is it? That's cute.

Hey TheInjuryFactory The Filth Wizard JoshWoodenSpoon check this out.

From what I have seen recently, The Warriors new shtick is The Sim Doesn’t Matter

Is that correct?

 

[T2B_]

Ok thanks for that info . Not sure if it truly useful though will have to work out how to use it properly

Thanks for tagging me into this shitehole

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Won something twice is it? That's cute.

Hey TheInjuryFactory The Filth Wizard JoshWoodenSpoon check this out.

 

[Tonga Bob]

From what I have seen recently, The Warriors new shtick is The Sim Doesn’t Matter

Is that correct?

Nothing new about it my rodent friend. For many seasons now we have concentrated our focus on the things that are within our control. Having a dice land on the side you want may be nice, and we have individually had our share of such events, but I value being adjudged the team that others most enjoy posting against and being the club to have won the most beez trophies higher than the outcome of a 20 year old simulation program.

This is from two seasons ago at least.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I don't care who you play for.

Learn. To. Multiquote.

Van_Dyke

 

[Ocha905]

Nothing new about it my rodent friend. For many seasons now we have concentrated our focus on the things that are within our control. Having a dice land on the side you want may be nice, and we have individually had our share of such events, but I value being adjudged the team that others most enjoy posting against and being the club to have won the most beez trophies higher than the outcome of a 20 year old simulation program.

This is from two seasons ago at least.

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Winning best posting team from your peers is exponentially more prestigious than the equivalent of winning bingo night at the RSL.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Winning best posting team from your peers is exponentially more prestigious than the equivalent of winning bingo night at the RSL.

Damnit now I want a meat tray.

 

[Dinsdale]

I'd be OK with Nicks getting another 10 years....

What did Stevie Nick's do to deserve 10 years?

 

[spookism]

Ok thanks for that info . Not sure if it truly useful though will have to work out how to use it properly

 

[Ocha905]

Damnit now I want a meat tray.

Proposition to make this clash the Meat Tray Cup? I have a good feeling about this one.

 

[serial_thrilla]

It was all a ruse you pathetic little ant! Every single thing that’s happened to you over the off-season was orchestrated by ME and my INSANE mind! The whole thing cost me 750,000 dollars and over 8 months of planning, just to lead you right here into the palm of my hands.

You will finally have a second loss against the Warriors MWAHAHAHAHA!

Tempting sim fate as a Warrior? Brave.

 

[Tonga Bob]

What did Stevie Nick's do to deserve 10 years?

I'm sure Lindsey Buckingham has some suggestions.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Proposition to make this clash the Meat Tray Cup? I have a good feeling about this one.

Was gonna suggest Meat Shield Cup, but this will do nicely.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Tempting sim fate as a Warrior? Brave.

oh no we might win something

 

[serial_thrilla]

Thanks for tagging me into this shitehole

 

[Ocha905]

Was gonna suggest Meat Shield Cup, but this will do nicely.

Meat Shield works better imho as a sly little tribute to GUH.

 

[philreich]

Nothing new about it my rodent friend. For many seasons now we have concentrated our focus on the things that are within our control. Having a dice land on the side you want may be nice, and we have individually had our share of such events, but I value being adjudged the team that others most enjoy posting against and being the club to have won the most beez trophies higher than the outcome of a 20 year old simulation program.

This is from two seasons ago at least.

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All good things come to those who wait - unless you barrack for St. Kilda.

 

[Tonga Bob]

All good things come to those who wait - unless you barrack for St. Kilda.

And they take it with a sense of humour.

 

[philreich]

And they take it with a sense of humour.

Poor old Poms - they can't even win a cricket World Cup properly......

 

[Tonga Bob]

Poor old Poms - they can't even win a cricket World Cup properly......

Morally on the other hand...

 

[philreich]

Morally on the other hand...

They've just won back to back moral World Cups, and they're red hot favourites to win their 3rd straight moral Ashes - unbeatable!!!!

 

[Hoos]

I think what you're trying to say is this thread is a garden and the posters are assholes?

Except for us esteemed gentleman of course.

Of course.

I actually meant the AFL industry being the garden of assholes, lol.

 

[damicky]

Winning best posting team from your peers is exponentially more prestigious than the equivalent of winning bingo night at the RSL.

That is what Tonga Bob just said … using different/ less words

It would be nice if you could have success on & off the field

 

[tigs2010]

Of course.

I actually meant the AFL industry being the garden of assholes, lol.

Better go back and delete references to posters here.

 

[brian_muz]

Nothing new about it my rodent friend. For many seasons now we have concentrated our focus on the things that are within our control. Having a dice land on the side you want may be nice, and we have individually had our share of such events, but I value being adjudged the team that others most enjoy posting against and being the club to have won the most beez trophies higher than the outcome of a 20 year old simulation program.

This is from two seasons ago at least.

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Wait, the games as simulation? I feel like that was a salient piece of information that could have been passed on... I've been cutting my carbs all week for nothing! Not to mention the money wasted on the ab roller.