Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[Tonga Bob]

What is the morning glory position?

Not sure mate but it apparently involves a tent.

I ain't......leave it Pugsley.

Pre-emptive strike.

 

[Pugsley]

Pre-emptive strike.

No, Pugsley, No.

 

[philreich]

English fans are sometimes the best. if only they could get rid of the yobbos who turn to violence sometimes

But love english CHANTS

Unpopular opinion - I love the Barmy Army. My favourite is a little song they made up about Muttiah Muralitharan when the Poms toured Sri Lanka one year:

Bowl, bowl, bowl the ball
Gently down the seam
Murali Murali Murali Murali
Chucks it like a dream

Throw, throw, throw the ball
Gently through the air
Murali Murali Murali Murali
Here comes Darryl Hair

NO BALL!!!

 

[damicky]

Potato here has 2 weeks off work for the Olympics coming up which unfortunately means burning the candle at both ends work wise this week to ensure I don't get pestered with stupid, inane calls during my break, so please forgive the lack of activity in advance.

What Event(s) are you competing in?

 

[spudmaster]

What Event(s) are you competing in?

The budget-friendly strippers for the blind event. Struggling to get these fat thighs to wrap around the rotating pole.

 

[Van_Dyke]

Van_Dyke

I love that my tags from you are exclusively multi quote content or team sheet content

 

[Raz]

What Event(s) are you competing in?

all of them probably he is a Champ spud

 

[philreich]

udner

Are you a member of the NAD - the National Dyslexia Association?

 

[Pugsley]

Unpopular opinion - I love the Barmy Army. My favourite is a little song they made up about Muttiah Muralitharan when the Poms toured Sri Lanka one year:

Bowl, bowl, bowl the ball
Gently down the seam
Murali Murali Murali Murali
Chucks it like a dream

Throw, throw, throw the ball
Gently through the air
Murali Murali Murali Murali
Here comes Darryl Hair

NO BALL!!!

I have material to work with here vyt choosing to let it go through to the keeper.

 

[Pugsley]

Are you a member of the NAD - the National Dyslexia Association?

I can raed.

 

[Raz]

Are you a member of the NAD - the National Dyslexia Association?

nope jsut a lazy typistswho doesnt use spell check on Forum posts.

 

[philreich]

Happy 60th Birthday for next week Phil - you'll be the life of the party in the qooty retirement village.

I sank my teeth into a steak last week, and they stayed there......

 

[spudmaster]

I sank my teeth into a steak last week, and they stayed there......

Still going strong, old friend

 

[Raz]

Speaking of FANS

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Careful, we don't want to stray into bonz territory here.

 

[philreich]

nope jsut a lazy typistswho doesnt use spell check on Forum posts.

So you type like me - 97 words per minute, with 3% accuracy.

 

[Raz]

So you type like me - 97 words per minute, with 3% accuracy.

yes but only in forums

For work i type 35 words per minute 100% accuracy

I am a lazy GEEK on the forums

 

[Raz]

Careful, we don't want to stray into bonz territory here.

Bonz ???

 

[jackster83]

The lack of multi-quote... urge to kill rising...

#SpamRats are back in business!

 

[Raz]

#SpamRats are back in business!

were they ever out of business


Seems not a lot of people read the GF Thread last season as they over looked me

I was there...

HEHEHEHEHE

Then i got warned . so i left adn waited for this season

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Bonz ???

You'll find out when you play the Dragons.

 

[jackster83]

Howdy everybody!

Never expected to be 27 pages behind on a Tuesday You've all come out firing off of a strong preseason it would seem.

Hopefully everyone has stayed fit and healthy during the off-season shenanigans.

Potato here has 2 weeks off work for the Olympics coming up which unfortunately means burning the candle at both ends work wise this week to ensure I don't get pestered with stupid, inane calls during my break, so please forgive the lack of activity in advance.

Welcome to all the new faces, and old faces in new colours for S38

The qolympics eh?

I'll probably watch the women's pole vault and beach volleyball and that'll do me.

 

[Pugsley]

We need a gif about now

 

[Raz]

Not sure mate but it apparently involves a tent.

A two man tent hopefully not.

But with folk in here it very well could be

 

[Raz]

You'll find out when you play the Dragons.

unlikely. i never remember an avatar .