Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 10 : Coney Island Warriors v Las Vegas Bears at Van Cortlandt Park

[Millky95]

Go Bears!

 

[MWPP]

Go Bears!

Let’s hope the sim gods are on the same page as us for a change

I know my qareer is under threat after some lacklustre form which cannot entirely be blamed on my handball allergy

 

[Dinsdale]

It doesn't look like my whole face made it.

You were probably off your face at the fitting

 

[Dinsdale]

Let’s hope the sim gods are on the same page as us for a change

I know my qareer is under threat after some lacklustre form which cannot entirely be blamed on my handball allergy

There are no sim gods. The sim is a madman's flawed construct engineered to bring seemingly random pain and pleasure to its victims

 

[Test Tickle]

Go Bears!

 

[Ocha905]

The sim is a madman's flawed construct engineered to bring seemingly random pain and pleasure to its victims

This would make a fine slogan for the next SFA recruitment drive.

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Hello again Wazzas and welcome back to the tenth edition of Know Your Opponents for the season. This week we welcome the Las Vegas Bears. For this I was wondering about what Quinness World Records are held by bears, but decided against that. Then I thought about what Quinness World Records are held by Hunter S Thompson, and the only ones to come up were most amount of drugs in a car boot, most unhinged coverage of the Mint 400 car race or most bats killed between Barstow & Las Vegas. Then I thought to myself "Hey Bob the city of Las Vegas must have some Quinness World Records", and you'll be pleased to know that Bob was correct. Here's some of them...

Las Vegas is known for casinos, so Kino Ah Yun and Gary Meyer broke the record for most casinos visited in 24 hours. They made it to 74 different casinos on the 19th & 20th of October 2017, breaking their own record of 69 casinos in 2015.

Las Vegas is also home to the World's largest Strip Club. The Sapphire Gentlemen's Club in Winchester, Las Vegas includes 10 VIP sky boxes and three lounges, a pool & dayclub with 10 cabanas, 5 bungalows & 3 pools, a separate comedy club and the Men of Sapphire, the only male-choreographed revue show with a private show room for women only with lush VIP seating and premium alcohol, all within "71,000 square feet of topless entertainment and serving the finest variety of cocktails, wines, champagne and cigars"

Las Vegas also hosted the World's largest bachelorette party, when Wendy Williams & Brandi Glanville hosted 280 women at several Tao venues across Las Vegas.

They also have the World's largest fire-breathing praying mantis:



The World's largest stuffed polar bear (the original and some say the best Las Vegas Bear):



The Wold's largest pint glass:



The World's largest firecracker:



And the World's largest anthropomorphic ballsack:



Have a great week Wazzas!​

 

[Chipmunk]

There are no sim gods. The sim is a madman's flawed construct engineered to bring seemingly random pain and pleasure to its victims

That’s my recruitment PM, how did you get access to it?

 

[Ocha905]

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Hello again Wazzas and welcome back to the tenth edition of Know Your Opponents for the season. This week we welcome the Las Vegas Bears. For this I was wondering about what Quinness World Records are held by bears, but decided against that. Then I thought about what Quinness World Records are held by Hunter S Thompson, and the only ones to come up were most amount of drugs in a car boot, most unhinged coverage of the Mint 400 car race or most bats killed between Barstow & Las Vegas. Then I thought to myself "Hey Bob the city of Las Vegas must have some Quinness World Records", and you'll be pleased to know that Bob was correct. Here's some of them...

Las Vegas is known for casinos, so Kino Ah Yun and Gary Meyer broke the record for most casinos visited in 24 hours. They made it to 74 different casinos on the 19th & 20th of October 2017, breaking their own record of 69 casinos in 2015.

Las Vegas is also home to the World's largest Strip Club. The Sapphire Gentlemen's Club in Winchester, Las Vegas includes 10 VIP sky boxes and three lounges, a pool & dayclub with 10 cabanas, 5 bungalows & 3 pools, a separate comedy club and the Men of Sapphire, the only male-choreographed revue show with a private show room for women only with lush VIP seating and premium alcohol, all within "71,000 square feet of topless entertainment and serving the finest variety of cocktails, wines, champagne and cigars"

Las Vegas also hosted the World's largest bachelorette party, when Wendy Williams & Brandi Glanville hosted 280 women at several Tao venues across Las Vegas.

They also have the World's largest fire-breathing praying mantis:

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The World's largest stuffed polar bear (the original and some say the best Las Vegas Bear):

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The Wold's largest pint glass:

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The World's largest firecracker:

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And the World's largest anthropomorphic ballsack:

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Have a great week Wazzas!​

The second largest fire-breathing praying mantis must be devastated. Devastated enough to do what I imagine fire-breathing praying mantids usually do, but with more fire-breathing.

I just like saying fire-breathing preying mantis if you couldn’t tell.

 

[Tonga Bob]

The second largest fire-breathing praying mantis must be devastated. Devastated enough to do what I imagine fire-breathing praying mantids usually do, but with more fire-breathing.

I just like saying fire-breathing preying mantis if you couldn’t tell.

Fun fact: the previous record holder had his head bitten off after rooting a female fire-breathing praying mantis.

 

[Dinsdale]

The second largest fire-breathing praying mantis must be devastated. Devastated enough to do what I imagine fire-breathing praying mantids usually do, but with more fire-breathing.

I just like saying fire-breathing preying mantis if you couldn’t tell.

You just don't want to be Mr Fire-breathing Praying Mantis...

 

[MWPP]

There are no sim gods. The sim is a madman's flawed construct engineered to bring seemingly random pain and pleasure to its victims

Both of our clubs clearly tortured said madman in a previous life

 

[Freofalcon]

Go Bears!

Yes

Carn Brisbane Bears!!!

 

[Millky95]

Yes

Carn Brisbane Bears!!!

 

[Tonga Bob]

Both of our clubs clearly tortured said madman in a previous life

Is this true Frothies Mcveigh?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Yes

Carn Brisbane Bears!!!

 

[Dinsdale]

Yes

Carn Brisbane Bears!!!

They are not in SFA m7, please keep this chatter to make-believe

 

[Ocha905]

Fun fact: the previous record holder had his head bitten off after rooting a female fire-breathing praying mantis.

Thank the stars I wasn't born a Mantid, Arachnid, Anaconda etc etc.

 

[Ocha905]

They are not in SFA m7, please keep this chatter to make-believe

And astronomy reports. They're always welcome.

Edit: Initially said astrology lol.

 

[Dinsdale]

And astronomy reports. They're always welcome.

Due North, approximately...

 

[Tonga Bob]

Due North, approximately...
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Settle down Ocha905 he said Due North not North Due

 

[spudmaster]

I could actually see some resemblance with spudmaster from a certain angle and now I can’t unsee it

And how about in this picture?

[I wouldn't remember what I look like...haven't had permission over my own AV for what seems like an eternity!]

Test Tickle was at Coney Island in season 31. Then there's a two season gap which is around nine months in real life time let's say. Then spudmaster arrives at Coney Island as a rookie in season 34.

Fellas imma need you both to do a DNA test.

Look, apart from a few undesirable wrinkles, disappearing during the Winter months, and going to ground at the slightest hint of contact, we have almost nothing in common!

 

[Test Tickle]

They are not in SFA m7, please keep this chatter to make-believe

Is this a m8, but not really a m8, so he's a m7?

 

[Dinsdale]

Is this a m8, but not really a m8, so he's a m7?

There's no denying your grasp of modern idiots idioms

 

[Dinsdale]

Test Tickle was at Coney Island in season 31. Then there's a two season gap which is around nine months in real life time let's say. Then spudmaster arrives at Coney Island as a rookie in season 34.

Fellas imma need you both to do a DNA test.

This was never meant to be revealed to the wider population