Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 11: Mount Buller Demons v Coney Island Warriors at The Snow Dome

[cats2rise]

Socks on, of course.

I'm not a freak.

 

[moginie]

I'm the only one in our office building today, mogs.

I've taken my shoes off.

Wild.

You are building a barbeque in your office building after taking your shoes off?

You reckless devil, you.

 

[cats2rise]

I have been subsequently told the BBQ does not need to be put together today.

Thus now at the office.

It's a rollercoaster, mogs. Rollercoaster.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I'm the only one in our office building today, mogs.

I've taken my shoes off.

Wild.

Put them back on you hippie.

 

[cats2rise]

Put them back on you hippie.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Or keep them off. I'm not that invested in corporate footwear etiquette.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Hey Wazzas & Delons, speaking of birds please go to the bird app and vote on which of my favourite songs are also your favourites.

Oh cool, how long do we have to vote?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Oh cool, how long do we have to vote?

One day. And that day was yesterday or the day before.

You would have loved it though.

 

[moginie]

I have been subsequently told the BBQ does not need to be put together today.

Thus now at the office.

It's a rollercoaster, mogs. Rollercoaster.

It's a radical life you lead, cats.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Why not, are you saying his magical powers didn't manifest until later in life?

Magical Powers? He wasn't doing party tricks.

 

[FootyGuy13]

One day. And that day was yesterday or the day before.

You would have loved it though.

I doubt it, I only recognise about 3-5 songs from that 100. Was the winner some Triple J Hot 100 favourite like the BigFooty Song Contest?

 

[Tonga Bob]

I doubt it, I only recognise about 3-5 songs from that 100. Was the winner some Triple J Hot 100 favourite like the BigFooty Song Contest?

No, it was the theme song for Big Love.

 

[sausageroll]

And a very good morning to my fabulous Buller comrades and hello Warriors!

I just love love how school holidays unleash chaos in supermarkets.

Whatever you do today, do it high-viz.

I knew I did something wrong. People kept bumping into me all day.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Since then they have to get pizzas delivered from other parts of Sweet, but it's no comparison to when the first Pizza Hut opened in Tanzania in 2016. They delivered a pizza to the summit of Mount Kilimanjaro, which at 5,895 metres is the highest altitude pizza delivery. The pizza was cold as heck but it got there.

There's also a burger joint in Tanzania called Honest Burgers who matched that altitude in breaking the world's highest-altitude burger delivery when they delivered a vacuum sealed vegan burger to the summit of Kilimanjaro. Doesn't sound very honest to me if I'm being frank, and I'm not Frank I'm Bob. And if you're wondering, the fastest time to walk up Mount Kilimanjaro backwards is 24 hours and 40 minutes. This was done by Nepali mountaineer Sanjay Pandit on the 18th of December 2015.

Did you know that Tanzania is a portmanteau from the regions Tanganyika and Zanzibar that Tanzania covers?

Or how, despite becoming a country in 1964, Tanzania didn't have multi-party elections until 1995.
That means that every political ad that's been run in Tanzania has had the option of being set to the Belgian techno-pop anthem "Pump Up the Jam".

 

[sausageroll]

Hey Wazzas & Delons, speaking of birds please go to the bird app and vote on which of my favourite songs are also your favourites.

F*** there's some good ones in there.

I'm going to go with some of the lesser known songs...
3. Anything, Anything (Dramarama) - I have all of their albums. This is the song that kicked it off for me.
2. Johnson's Aeroplane (INXS) - Almost knocked Soul Mistake and To Look at You off top spot from their songs when it came out.
1. A Forest (The Cure) - always loved the song but loved it more when I saw their live version to drag out their live performance when they were told to get off stage early to make way for Robert Palmer.

Others that could've easily been in the top 3...
Sad Lisa, Jesus Built My Hotrod, Ace of Spades, Aneurism, Bradman, Orange Crush, That Ain't Bad, Vasoline, Take a Long Line (but well down in my favourite Angels songs), Rock Lobster, Hate to Say I Told You So, How Soon is Now, Berlin Chair, Hurt.

 

[sausageroll]

Lemma speak with The Donald

Bradman?

 

[cats2rise]

It's a radical life you lead, cats.

Its both a blessing and curse, mogs.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Bradman?

 

[cats2rise]

It's a radical life you lead, cats.

Which also is a nice segue too...

 

[sausageroll]

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Are you sure?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Are you sure?

He was more than just a batsman, he was something like a tide

 

[sausageroll]

He was more than just a batsman, he was something like a tide

more than just one man, covfefe

 

[brian_muz]

Put them back on you hippie.

I was the only one in the office on Friday a few weeks back. I told everyone on Zoom that to honour of the occasion I had implemented Pants Free Friday. I think they took me seriously as I've been the only one in the office on Friday's ever since. If it keeps up it's going to be Pants Free and Beer for Breakfast Friday's too.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I was the only one in the office on Friday a few weeks back. I told everyone on Zoom that to honour of the occasion I had implemented Pants Free Friday. I think they took me seriously as I've been the only one in the office on Friday's ever since. If it keeps up it's going to be Pants Free and Beer for Breakfast Friday's too.

Much better than your original idea of Beer Free and Pants for Breakfast Fridays, although I heard that pantskyle was a huge fan.

 

[brian_muz]

Let's try this again... Tonga Bob should we use this round to roll out the new Warriors song? What was the base tune we decided on again?