Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 14: Gumbies FFC v Coney Island Warriors at The House of Gumby [MOTR]

[ossie_21]

Gumbies match of the round again?

It’s tiring being so popular

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

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AuntyBlindEye's henpecked husband, which makes them the SFA's answer to Ma and Pa Kettle.

 

[Dinsdale]

I've always see myself more of the Monica Seles type.
I view the All SFA selection committee as the Hamburg fan.

Mmm, hamburgers

 

[Dinsdale]

Your mum thinks otherwise.

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Weird looking mum

 

[Raveneyes]

Gumbies match of the round again?

It’s tiring being so popular

Sounds like a case of blockbuster fatigue.

You get used to it, so don't worry.

 

[Falconista]

Is it Friday 7 already?

From one author to another, it sounds like you need my latest book which is out now at all not so good bookstores. From the author who brought you, Being Born is 100 Percent Unnecessary, comes:
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[Raveneyes]

From one author to another, it sounds like you need my latest book which is out now at all not so good bookstores. From the author who brought you, Being Born is 100 Percent Unnecessary, comes:
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Orbit? Pffftt
That's just a FLAT out lie!

Don't mind your other book, but I preferred the semi-autobiographical best-seller Being Bjorn and why beating McEnroe is 100% necessary.

 

[Tonga Bob]

AuntyBlindEye's henpecked husband, which makes them the SFA's answer to Ma and Pa Kettle.

AuntyBlindEye??

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

AuntyBlindEye??

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I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.

 

[Wosh]

Ah, the Gumbies, my third club I spent two seasons with back in 2019 (whatever SFA seasons they were).

I was recruited by Fryer Tuck and then he just disappeared.

Wosh then recruited me to the Warriors, and then pissed off to the retirement village at the Roys.

There's a pattern emerging here.

One of the many skeletons in my closet

 

[Tonga Bob]

One of the many skeletons in my closet

How big is your closet?

 

[Wosh]

How big is your closet?

It doubles as a hangar for my private jet.

 

[Falconista]

How big is your closet?

Don't think we're allowed to ask that any more, Bobby.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Don't think we're allowed to ask that any more, Bobby.

Ah well, Grand Designs had a good run.

 

[Raveneyes]

It doubles as a hangar for my private jet.

That fat admin salary has to be spent somewhere I suppose.

 

[beez]

Serving using all arm has cooked my shoulder too (I'm that annoying lefty that slices the shit out of the ball to a righty's backhand). This is way too uncanny!

Oh sod off. I ****ing hate you leftie flogs. I used to always lose to you guys.

Gumbies odds out to $10 now.

 

[beez]

I once hit my son on the back of the head while playing Wii Sports so imma sit this one out.

Fun fact: Brendon Goddard's wife once hit me in the back of the head when we were playing mixed doubles together.

 

[beez]

Too soon.

Spoiler alert, turns out the one direction was straight down.

 

[beez]

Amen. And add the Song Contest. Dude had an amazing musical range.

What's that? You want to see what I've learned on piano in the last couple of months? Ok, if I must.

At about my fourth attempt I've finally learned this:



And this easy one:



And this legendary one (although I haven't quite mastered the fiddly tricky bit yet):

 

[beez]

And now I'm onto these two:

 

[beez]

Ah well, Grand Designs had a good run.

Falconista is coming up with a grand design to beat you guys.

I think it involves bribing the simmers.

 

[Falconista]

Fun fact: Brendon Goddard's wife once hit me in the back of the head when we were playing mixed doubles together.

On the upside, at least you weren't a bowl of pretzels.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Falconista is coming up with a grand design to beat you guys.

I think it involves bribing the simmers.

 

[Tonga Bob]

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#doitforzackah​

 

[Barrybran]

Do what for zackah?