Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 14: Gumbies FFC v Coney Island Warriors at The House of Gumby [MOTR]

[Tonga Bob]

Do what for zackah?

Whatever your heart tells you

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Do what for zackah?

 

[GWS Goose]

I thought it was because you grunt a lot.

dont tell me you've seen that video too

it was heavily edited I swear the original was much longer

 

[Tonga Bob]

dont tell me you've seen that video too

it was heavily edited I swear the original was much longer

Barrybran brought it with him

 

[zackah]

Do what for zackah?

If you need to ask you’re doing it wrong

 

[Falconista]

dont tell me you've seen that video too

it was heavily edited I swear the original was much longer

It's ok, Kevin McLeod was impressed:

 

[Barrybran]

Whatever your heart tells you

My heart tells me I should eat better and exercise more. I feel like that's the kind of thing I should be doing for myself rather than zackah. Unless zackah is one of my children

 

[FootyGuy13]

Do what for zackah?

I think Tonga Bob wants us to be nice to zackah

I'm also a terrible thinker.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I think Tonga Bob wants us to be nice to zackah

I'm also a terrible thinker.

When are we not nice to zackah? Apart from that time when he ditched us, but he came back so all's well that ends well.

 

[zackah]

When are we not nice to zackah? Apart from that time when he ditched us, but he came back so all's well that ends well.

I had to learn the ways of winning a premiership. I now impart this knowledge onto you to be forever known as #wazzaspremiers

 

[GWS Goose]

Oh sod off. I ****ing hate you leftie flogs. I used to always lose to you guys.

Gumbies odds out to $10 now.

 

[GWS Goose]

Fun fact: Brendon Goddard's wife once hit me in the back of the head when we were playing mixed doubles together.

is this a euphemism?

 

[GWS Goose]

It's ok, Kevin McLeod was impressed:
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you were talking length, I was talking duration.

neither were flattering.

 

[Tonga Bob]

is this a euphemism?

You're a euphemism.

 

[GWS Goose]

You're a euphemism.

is that a euphemism?

 

[Raveneyes]

talking length, talking duration.

neither were flattering.

Is that you, Mrs. Raveneyes?

 

[Tonga Bob]

is that a euphemism?

 

[Falconista]

Oh sod off. I ****ing hate you leftie flogs. I used to always lose to you guys.

Gumbies odds out to $10 now.

I missed this post at the time.

Who had beez hating leftie flogs on their bingo card?
Seems Barrybran was right, the club has changed.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I missed this post at the time.

Who had beez hating leftie flogs on their bingo card?
Seems Barrybran was right, the club has changed.

I did.

 

[brahj]

I recently listened to a podcast on alternate histories... "what if the evacuation at Dunkirk failed?", "what if the Confederacy won the Civil War?", "what if the Reformation never happened?" stuff like that.

Upon opening this thread I realised that the Gumbies might have the biggest alternate history question attached to them with the result attached directly to the Coney Island Warriors...

What if the Westeros Direwolves name had stuck?
The result: Frankston Rover (the Direwolves' most vocal opposition) might still be here, fuelled only by his hatred of the Direwolves.

 

[beez]

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Kevin McCloud would be such a great qooty commentator. A player would make some mistake and he'd chime in with one of his patronising quips.

 

[beez]

I missed this post at the time.

Who had beez hating leftie flogs on their bingo card?
Seems Barrybran was right, the club has changed.

Haha, I genuinely didn't even make the connection.

 

[beez]

I did.

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**** me, I pull off the jacket and no tie well.

 

[Falconista]

Kevin McCloud would be such a great qooty commentator. A player would make some mistake and he'd chime in with one of his patronising quips.

Yo Kev, what do you make of my captaincy?


And, what would you say to Tonga Bob in light of his decision to mod the board of a success-starved footy club and captain the most success-starved qooty club?

 

[Tonga Bob]

I recently listened to a podcast on alternate histories... "what if the evacuation at Dunkirk failed?", "what if the Confederacy won the Civil War?", "what if the Reformation never happened?" stuff like that.

Upon opening this thread I realised that the Gumbies might have the biggest alternate history question attached to them with the result attached directly to the Coney Island Warriors...

What if the Westeros Direwolves name had stuck?
The result: Frankston Rover (the Direwolves' most vocal opposition) might still be here, fuelled only by his hatred of the Direwolves.

One could only dream of such a scenario.