Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 17: Dragons FFC vs Baghdad Bombers @ Ljp86's Lair

[Jabba73]

4 : 8.18 {FF} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 8.22 {FB} - Not enough pressure on Jabba73.
4 : 8.26 {lHBF} - Searching pass in the direction of kickthething.
4 : 8.33 {lHBF} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by Bradesmaen.
4 : 8.37 {rHFF} - Bradesmaen wants to get on with proceedings.

See, it aint that hard to make it look good.

Just gotta sell it

 

[philreich]

It would appear that the wooden spoon aspirations of the Bombers are now in tatters.........

 

[T2B_]

Epic troll by the Bombers, they even finished on a perfect 100

 

[jannissary]

simply too easy, well played bombres

 

[Kilroy]

It would appear that the wooden spoon aspirations of the Bombers are now in tatters.........

 

[philreich]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

DRA SENIORS Vs BOM SENIORS
DRA               2    1        3    2        4    2        9    4    58       
BOM               2    4        5    9        9    9        15   10   100      
DRA        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  BOM         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Ge3ks       0  1  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    5  BLUEALLTHR   0  4  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   26
BringBackT  0  3  3  3  2  0  1  0  0   29  Jabba73      0  5  2  3  1  0  1  0  0   28
Drizzy      0  7  0  7  3  1  1  1  0   51  DemurePrin   0  5  1  6  2  2  1  0  0   37
DJ75        0  9  2  7  1  0  1  0  0   48  The Sultan   0  8  3  5  0  0  0  0  0   43
Chief       0  2  3  7  2  0  1  0  0   34  norway blu   0  4  2  4  1  0  0  0  0   30
Ligma       0  5  6  10 0  0  0  0  0   53  kickthethi   0  2  2  4  0  0  2  0  0   14
Ljp86       0  5  1  7  0  0  0  1  0   38  Lunar        0  9  5  13 2  0  2  0  0   70
VandoHawk   0  9  3  2  0  0  2  1  1   41  Bovo         0  7  5  5  1  0  0  0  0   50
freo84      0  10 2  9  2  0  0  0  1   63  mcgrath_tr   0  13 3  6  0  0  0  0  0   60
Bradesmaen  0  8  4  5  1  1  1  1  0   54  VainGlorio   0  5  6  12 0  1  0  1  1   65
Pickitt     0  3  4  6  0  0  0  1  0   39  PluggaBlan   0  9  4  5  1  1  1  1  0   57
A Swallow   0  4  2  8  0  0  1  0  0   31  CursingFij   0  10 3  9  2  1  0  2  2   80
Hatchy1992  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  iDon         0  3  1  1  0  0  0  3  0   32
Bonz        0  4  0  0  0  0  0  4  0   36  Grav         0  6  0  0  3  1  0  3  3   52
Knifey Spo  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  1    4  QueensSare   0  4  1  1  0  1  0  3  1   37
DragoDelph  11 11 0  10 3  0  0  0  0   76  Kilroy       1  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    4
T2B_        0  8  0  5  4  3  1  0  0   50  snozulu      0  8  0  5  5  3  1  1  0   60
Pie 4 Life  0  9  0  5  7  3  2  0  1   63  KohPhi       0  1  0  3  1  1  0  0  0   14
Blaze Stor  0  8  2  4  2  0  0  0  0   46  MayTheNort   8  9  0  5  1  0  0  1  3   58
Purple Jes  0  4  4  3  1  0  0  0  0   34  SaintsSept   4  4  2  1  0  0  0  0  0   24

            DRA   BOM
Hitouts   : 11   13 
Kicks     : 111  117 
Marks     : 36   42 
Handballs : 99   92 
Tackles   : 28   20 
Frees For : 8    11 
Frees Ag. : 11   8 
Smothers  : 0    0 
Ironouts  : 7    10 
Inside50  : 17   22 
Goals     : 9    15 
Behinds   : 4    10

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
3.58 - Goal to Bonz (DRA) - DRA by 6 point(s).
5.23 - Goal to iDon (BOM) - scores level.
8.43 - Goal to QueensSare (BOM) - BOM by 6 point(s).
9.42 - Behind to CursingFijian (BOM) - BOM by 7 point(s).
11.52 - Rushed behind to BOM - BOM by 8 point(s).
14.51 - Rushed behind to BOM - BOM by 9 point(s).
17.4 - Rushed behind to DRA - BOM by 8 point(s).
21.43 - Goal to Drizzy (DRA) - BOM by 2 point(s).
24.22 - Behind to MayTheNorthBeWithU (BOM) - BOM by 3 point(s).

Second Quarter :
1.49 - Behind to Grav (BOM) - BOM by 4 point(s).
2.34 - Goal to CursingFijian (BOM) - BOM by 10 point(s).
7.16 - Rushed behind to BOM - BOM by 11 point(s).
9.4 - Goal to MayTheNorthBeWithU (BOM) - BOM by 17 point(s).
11.19 - Rushed behind to BOM - BOM by 18 point(s).
12.04 - Behind to MayTheNorthBeWithU (BOM) - BOM by 19 point(s).
13.53 - Goal to PluggaBlanche (BOM) - BOM by 25 point(s).
15.24 - Goal to Bonz (DRA) - BOM by 19 point(s).
19.07 - Behind to CursingFijian (BOM) - BOM by 20 point(s).
24.47 - Behind to Knifey Spoony (DRA) - BOM by 19 point(s).

Third Quarter :
3.13 - Goal to snozulu (BOM) - BOM by 25 point(s).
5.52 - Goal to QueensSare (BOM) - BOM by 31 point(s).
9.26 - Goal to iDon (BOM) - BOM by 37 point(s).
13.15 - Goal to CursingFijian (BOM) - BOM by 43 point(s).
15.45 - Goal to Ljp86 (DRA) - BOM by 37 point(s).

Final Quarter :
1.45 - Goal to iDon (BOM) - BOM by 43 point(s).
3.13 - Behind to Grav (BOM) - BOM by 44 point(s).
3.48 - Goal to QueensSare (BOM) - BOM by 50 point(s).
6.02 - Goal to Bonz (DRA) - BOM by 44 point(s).
7.26 - Goal to Pickitt (DRA) - BOM by 38 point(s).
10.11 - Goal to VainGlorious (BOM) - BOM by 44 point(s).
11.42 - Goal to Bradesmaen (DRA) - BOM by 38 point(s).
13.5 - Goal to VandoHawk (DRA) - BOM by 32 point(s).
15.1 - Goal to Grav (BOM) - BOM by 38 point(s).
16.1 - Goal to Bonz (DRA) - BOM by 32 point(s).
20.54 - Goal to Grav (BOM) - BOM by 38 point(s).
21.33 - Behind to VandoHawk (DRA) - BOM by 37 point(s).
23.27 - Goal to Grav (BOM) - BOM by 43 point(s).
24.01 - Behind to freo84 (DRA) - BOM by 42 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

DRA
A Swallow            0 (On) 30.37 (Off) 57.33 (On) Total : 73%
BringBackTheAnchor   0 (On) Total : 100%
Ge3ks                0 (On) 35.3 (Off) 88.33 (On) Total : 47%
VandoHawk            0 (On) 5.31 (Off) 30.37 (On) Total : 75%
T2B_                 0 (On) 9.53 (Off) 35.3 (On) Total : 74%
Ligma                0 (On) Total : 100%
Ljp86                0 (On) Total : 100%
Blaze Storm          0 (On) 88.33 (Off) Total : 88%
freo84               0 (On) Total : 100%
Bradesmaen           0 (On) Total : 100%
Pickitt              0 (On) Total : 100%
Purple Jesus         0 (On) 57.33 (Off) Total : 57%
Hatchy1992           0 (On) Total : 100%
Bonz                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Knifey Spoony        0 (On) Total : 100%
DragoDelph           0 (On) Total : 100%
Drizzy               0 (On) Total : 100%
Pie 4 Life           0 (On) Total : 100%
Chief                0 (Off) 9.53 (On) Total : 89%
DJ75                 0 (Off) 5.31 (On) Total : 93%

BOM
Kilroy               0 (On) 7.53 (Off) 41.53 (On) 45.07 (Off) 94.19 (On) Total : 17%
Jabba73              0 (On) Total : 100%
SaintsSeptember      0 (On) 41.53 (Off) 68.28 (On) 94.19 (Off) Total : 67%
The Sultan           0 (On) Total : 100%
norway blue          0 (On) Total : 100%
kickthething         0 (On) Total : 100%
Lunar                0 (On) Total : 100%
Bovo                 0 (On) Total : 100%
mcgrath_truther      0 (On) Total : 100%
VainGlorious         0 (On) Total : 100%
PluggaBlanche        0 (On) Total : 100%
CursingFijian        0 (On) Total : 100%
iDon                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Grav                 0 (On) Total : 100%
QueensSare           0 (On) Total : 100%
MayTheNorthBeWithU   0 (On) 68.28 (Off) 68.59 (On) 73.12 (Off) Total : 73%
snozulu              0 (On) Total : 100%
DemurePrincess       0 (On) 70.23 (Off) 73.12 (On) Total : 97%
BLUEALLTHRU          0 (Off) 7.53 (On) Total : 91%
KohPhi               0 (Off) 45.07 (On) 68.59 (Off) 70.23 (On) Total : 52%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• Neither having much reason to brag, QueensSare did well against A Swallow. - 22m from 5 to 27.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, not much between The Sultan and A Swallow - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 32m from 67 to 99.
• Toe to toe throughout, Bovo and Blaze Storm were evenly matched. - 66m from 0 to 66.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, QueensSare massacred Blaze Storm. - 7m from 71 to 78.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, BLUEALLTHRU was easily the winner in the clash with Knifey Spoony. - 81m from 18 to 99.
• In an enthralling contest, Bonz came out tops over the brave Jabba73. - 97m from 2 to 99.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, VandoHawk was slightly more polished than Bovo. - 25m from 72 to 97.
• In a solid performance, Bradesmaen had kickthething's measure. - 98m from 2 to 100.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, BringBackTheAnchor had the better of Grav. - 93m from 5 to 98.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, PluggaBlanche either broke even with Chief or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 83m from 11 to 94.
• In quite a display, CursingFijian had DJ75's measure. - 89m from 9 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, DemurePrincess came out tops over the brave Hatchy1992. - 6m from 74 to 80.
• In an epic battle, Pie 4 Life did well against DemurePrincess. - 65m from 2 to 67.
• Neither having much reason to brag, DragoDelph did very well against Kilroy. - 3m from 95 to 98.
• While not all all one-way, DragoDelph had the better of MayTheNorthBeWithU. - 75m from 0 to 75.
• Despite neither player having much impact, DragoDelph was easily the winner in the clash with SaintsSeptember. - 25m from 68 to 93.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, iDon won the bout with Drizzy. - 33m from 44 to 77.
• In an epic battle, Drizzy did well against snozulu. - 43m from 0 to 43.
• Neither having much reason to brag, iDon did well against Ge3ks. - 19m from 5 to 24.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Ge3ks came out tops over the brave QueensSare. - 0m from 95 to 95.
• Neither having much reason to brag, KohPhi had the better of Hatchy1992. - 0m from 49 to 49.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, SaintsSeptember did a demolition job on Hatchy1992. - 1m from 1 to 2.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Kilroy did well against Knifey Spoony. - 0m from 1 to 1.
• Neither having much reason to brag, KohPhi did very well against Pie 4 Life. - 19m from 79 to 98.
• In an epic battle, it could be argued that VainGlorious had the better game against Ligma - although there was very little in it. - 88m from 6 to 94.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, not much between mcgrath_truther and Ljp86 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 93m from 5 to 98.
• While not all all one-way, Lunar came out tops over the brave freo84. - 94m from 5 to 99.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, norway blue did very well against Pickitt. - 92m from 1 to 93.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between T2B_ and PluggaBlanche - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 6 to 6.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Purple Jesus came out tops over the brave The Sultan. - 50m from 0 to 50.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, I'm not sure that what QueensSare did to VandoHawk should be entirely legal. - 24m from 31 to 55.
• Neither having much reason to brag, T2B_ had the better of iDon. - 0m from 43 to 43.
• In an epic battle, not much between T2B_ and snozulu - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 55m from 45 to 100.

 

[T2B_]

Well Dragons not the best result heading into finals, unless that was a deliberate siesta... Anyway GG Bombers.

Thanks for posting philreich

Thanks for the week Bombers and good luck with the rest of the season

 

[Jabba73]

Ah crap, looks like we will have to rely on other results to win the spoon.

Thanks for the week Drag-Ons, pity you didn't take your free points and run like the other clubs have all season. Good luck in finals.

Disappointing effort Bombers, even when the other side is terrible, we can be better at letting them run all over us while still being convincingly "in the game".

Thanks for posting philthy rich, pity you couldn't find this kind of result 3 seasons ago when we had a chance at a history making 7th flag. Your payment, although undeserved, has been dispatched through the usual channels.

 

[T2B_]

Finally I can head into the shops. I was sitting in the car while this game was going lol

 

[DemurePrincess]

Well **** hey!

Someone’s heads gonna roll and it ain’t mine!!

Thanks for a [insert nice comment here] week Dragons! You didn’t have to talk to us but you werent meant to lose either!!

I guess watching that doco this morning paid dividends

Thanks for posting philreich …. Your button flicking days are over hey???
And if Senor M had anything to do with it…. He’ll kill the SFA off too!

Anyways… I hate when I move off topic…

I can hear Jabba73 yelling from here so I’ll give him another 5 before I go In

 

[CursingFijian]

I did my bit! I stopped kicking goals once Killer told me I had two. If we don't get the wooden spoon then we can blame iDon, Grav, and QueenSare. Those buggers kept going.

Thanks for the week Dragons!

Cheers for posting philreich, you sir are a legend.

 

[Kilroy]

Thanks for the week Dragons and good luck for the rest of the season. Hope your off-field inertia is just some pre-finals nerves.

Thanks philreich for keeping us on our toes.

Well-played Bombers. Always ready to take risks and unpredictable to the core.

Either way, next week our holidays start. You could be forgiven for thinking we planned them in advance.

Suckers!!!!

 

[The Sultan]

 

[iDon]

Well that is a shame isn't it.

GGs in the chat.

 

[Cubs2Lions]

Cubs2Lions yoohooooooooo

Hey DemurePrincess, sorry I couldn't make it this week as I just got out of hospital but all is good so no need to worry.

Hopefully next week I'll be able to join the dancefloor again.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

One of my better tagging jobs.

 

[Pamcake1]

Hey DemurePrincess, sorry I couldn't make it this week as I just got out of hospital but all is good so no need to worry.

Hopefully next week I'll be able to join the dancefloor again.

I hope you're ok now Cubby Cubs2Lions you are missed.

 

[Bradesmaen]

 

[Cubs2Lions]

I hope you're ok now Cubby Cubs2Lions you are missed.

Thank-you Pamcake1 and no need to worry Bradesmaen as I am recovering from home now with just a couple of stitches and bandages.

Probably shouldn't have scared the whole world the way I did but peace be told that I am at home now and will be okay

 

[T2B_]

Thank-you Pamcake1 and no need to worry @Bradesman as I am recovering from home now with just a couple of stitches and bandages.

Probably shouldn't have scared the whole world the way I did but peace be told that I am at home now and will be okay

The Ralph "I'm in danger" meme came true

 

[Cubs2Lions]

The Ralph "I'm in danger" meme came true

I am always a danger to myself but that's what makes me the amazing Ralph everyone loves to be friends with.

All honesty though, I will be okay after a couple of weeks and I am not in any danger so life will be okay

 

[Grav]

I did my bit! I stopped kicking goals once Killer told me I had two. If we don't get the wooden spoon then we can blame iDon, Grav, and QueenSare. Those buggers kept going.

Thanks for the week Dragons!

Cheers for posting philreich, you sir are a legend.

Hang on a minute ChieF I tried my best …..

BringBackTheAnchor had the better of Grav. - 93m from 5 to 98.

Next you’ll want me to cheat by sandpapering the balls

 

[Grav]

Umm! Anyway congratulations Dragons Bombers …… what the?
Ahh… errr.. honestly I never saw that coming, I am gobsmacked.
Stuff it we may as well hit the piss & lick our wounds, btw thanks for posting philreich
You seriously are in my top ten of qooty callers.

 

[Bovo]

Hang on a minute ChieF I tried my best …..



Next you’ll want me to cheat by sandpapering the balls

That’s some kinky foreplay, but I don’t judge