Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 18 Coney Island Warriors v East Side Hawks at Van Cortlandt Park

[Tarkyn_24]

Yeah, and us Wazzas occasionally win qooty flags...

Please don’t flex on us

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Yeah, and us Wazzas occasionally win qooty flags...

I've still given you votes more than we have flags .

 

[spudmaster]

Alright, now that porps is here, spudmaster it's time you finally learnt how to get votes from her every week in the Song Contest (since you've apparently been struggling with this somehow).

Unfortunately por_please_ya seems to be in the midst of a rebellious teenager phase


when I need her to be more like this to get votes

 

[spudmaster]

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Greetings Wazzas, and welcome to the final home and away match of the season. Thanks to a fixturing quirk that critics have described as "shambolic", "a hastily-coupled farce" and "Clarke was drink again innit", it has taken 18 rounds for us to finally come up against the last of the other SFA franchises - the East Side Hawks.

The East Side Hawks are a franchise who in recent times went through a rebranding exercise that critics have described as "shambolic", "a hastily-coupled farce" and "Chipmunk was drink again innit". The sort of marketing that proved that Bill Hicks was right after all (iykyk). So with that in mind here are some of the worst rebranding efforts in Christendom. And boy are there plenty! Please consider...

They range from fast food:

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To films:

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We also have groceries:

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And electronics:

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Finally there's the world of fashion:

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Enjoy the week fellas!​

 

[FootyGuy13]

Harry Potter also looks very goth in The Magic Kids. Are we sure that's not just the HP from the My Immortal fanfic?

My Immortal/Chapters 1-11

Full text of My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie, from Chapter One to Chapter Eleven. Main article: Chapter One AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR...

myimmortal.fandom.com

Give it a read, even if it's at the expense of any remaining grey matter.

I prefer the audiobook.

 

[Dinsdale]

The answers you seek literally in the OP of our team thread.

The answers are for different questions

 

[Dinsdale]

Can someone in the fixturing department please tell me why we're playing the Warriors for the first time in the final round.

The admin was a putz

 

[The Majestic]

The admin was a putz

Stole his fixuring ideas from the AFL I've heard.

 

[Barrybran]

Wahoo! It'sa me, Pinhead!

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We all go through phases, Bob. This appears to be Mario's Slipknot phase.

 

[Dinsdale]

Stole his fixuring ideas from the AFL I've heard.

Hmm, opening round in the SFA so that there's no byes? Or should we just shoot 1 team?

 

[AceAndy]

Does Strigoi post much these days ?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Okay, I've got Kyle Broflovski, Peacemaker, Mega Man, Pinhead, Ultraman, Friday Night Funkin' and Freddy Fazbear.

You tell me the other 3, Bob.

Larry, Curly & Moe.

 

[Tonga Bob]

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It's cool mate, they're mostly pictures. You'll cope.

 

[Barrybran]

Does Strigoi post much these days ?

Do you post much these days?

Hello

 

[AceAndy]

Do you post much these days?

Hello

Not really , very occasionally. In fact hardly at all.

Hi Baz

 

[Dinsdale]

Not really , very occasionally. In fact hardly at all.

Hi Baz

Did you know spamming the match thread has no influence on the Sim?

 

[AceAndy]

Did you know spamming the match thread has no influence on the Sim?

No i didnt realise that.

 

[Dinsdale]

No i didnt realise that.

I wish those camel ****ers would realise

 

[AceAndy]

I wish those camel ****ers would realise

Name names. Who would these camel ****ers be ?

 

[Dinsdale]

Name names. Who would these camel ****ers be ?

They are in a different match thread, but don't ruin your night by going there

 

[Tonga Bob]

Name names. Who would these camel ****ers be ?

Larry, Curly & Moe.