Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 18 Dragons FFC v Gold City Royals at Ljp86's Lair

[krakouers]

It's 38 degrees in Melbourne

Pfft

 

[krakouers]

Onesies - when did they become ok to wear out?

Underwear- is that ok now because I'm sure the cops stopped me for going topless once

'' oh I'm just passing through to go to the gym so this is ok ''

Then there are the various cosplay conventions that happen on a daily basis - or so it seems

Funny enough, always pictured you in one

 

[manicpie]

Funny enough, always pictured you in one

That's the beauty of being a cat, i'm always naked and no one can say anything

 

[grumbleguts]

That's the beauty of being a cat, i'm always naked and no one can say anything

My neighbours got a new kitten. They couldn't get it to drink. They were really worried. They came to me and asked me if I knew how to make a cat drink. So I put it in a blender.

 

[Cadsky]

My neighbours got a new kitten. They couldn't get it to drink. They were really worried. They came to me and asked me if I knew how to make a cat drink. So I put it in a blender.

Run manicpie

 

[manicpie]

Run manicpie

Now I know how my friends in Ohio felt.

 

[krakouers]

That's the beauty of being a cat, i'm always naked and no one can say anything

Hold on…. Thought you were a brother furry?

 

[Brenton Davy]

What a night

Too hot to sleep

That’s why they invented air conditioning…

 

[manicpie]

Hold on…. Thought you were a brother furry?

No, just the one and only Top Cat

 

[krakouers]

No, just the one and only Top Cat

Damn… that prostitute lied

 

[T2B_]

My neighbours got a new kitten. They couldn't get it to drink. They were really worried. They came to me and asked me if I knew how to make a cat drink. So I put it in a blender.

Okay uber-dark philreich

 

[philreich]

Okay uber-dark philreich

 

[krakouers]

Okay uber-dark philreich

Somehow, this is the most terrifying thing on Bigfooty

 

[grumbleguts]

Okay uber-dark philreich

It's not my fault, just dark things keep happening to me.

My wife and I were discussing cooking, she thinks you should include ginger in a curry. I don't think so. We argued back and forth about it, eventually I acquiesced. But I was still upset. I mean I loved that cat.

Another time when I was only three years old, my father was chopping up onions in the kitchen and I couldn't figure out why my eyes were watering. I couldn't figure out why I was crying, until I remembered what a great dog onions was.

 

[manicpie]

Damn… that prostitute lied

I bet she was one of those hairless cats, seems to be a lot of them around these days

 

[grumbleguts]

I bet she was one of those hairless cats, seems to be a lot of them around these days

she said "Cat me outside, how 'bout dat"

 

[krakouers]

I bet she was one of those hairless cats, seems to be a lot of them around these days

Do Cats have mustaches?

 

[T2B_]

Do Cats have mustaches?

I once had a white cat that literally had a black patch under its nose so it looked like Cat Hitler

 

[Brenton Davy]

Damn… that prostitute lied

Mobbs I’ve been meaning to ask, where is the red light district in Sweet??

Asking for a friend…

 

[krakouers]

I once had a white cat that literally had a black patch under its nose so it looked like Cat Hitler

That I get, but a cat Hindenburg?

 

[krakouers]

Mobbs I’ve been meaning to ask, where is the red light district in Sweet??

Asking for a friend…

Anywhere with a red light…

 

[hotchilli]

Mobbs I’ve been meaning to ask, where is the red light district in Sweet??

Asking for a friend…

Oh no....

 

[krakouers]

Oh no....

Relax, it’s most likely Nothing we will get to dance in the window

 

[Nothing]

Relax, it’s most likely Nothing we will get to dance in the window

When I danced in the windows in the red light district they took the globes out.

 

[GreyCrow]

They have lights?