Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 3 - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at The Underground Stadium MOTR

[Irish BlueBagger]

A

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Great

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Team

 

[philreich]

In late news, SFA Post has announced that they were planning to release a Fighting Furies postage stamp. However they had second thoughts, after someone suggested that most opposition fans wouldn't know which side to spit on.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Sorry just trying to overtake serial_thrilla in the postings stats!

 

[Raz]

It will only be 39 where Raz is today

You couldn’t pay me enough to live somewhere like that

yes lvoely day today. summer slowly going away.

 

[U2tigers]

Finally some good discussion and banter.

Who the **** thought of the stupid name for a team - Titans? so lame.

 

[Raz]

I miss my Woomera trips.

is on my wish list to viist one day just to see the history.

 

[Robertio]

A skunk and a rabbit are walking in opposite directions one day, and they bump into each other. They both apologise for their clumsiness, and then the rabbit tells the skunk that he's been blind since birth. The skunk says, "So have I. Hey I've got an idea - why don't we feel each other's features: that way, we can work out what we are." The rabbit approves, so the skunk says, "OK - my idea, so I'll go first. Right: you've got long ears, a little cotton tail, and you smell like carrots."

The rabbit says excitedly, "Wow - I must be a rabbit. OK my turn. You've got a flat nose, and you smell TERRIBLE!!!!"

The skunk says excitedly, "I must be a Collingwood supporter!!!"

What do you call a French man who wears thongs? Philipe Phallop.

 

[U2tigers]

What do you call a French man who wears thongs? Philipe Phallop.

philreich frantically writing that stupid joke down for future use.

 

[Raz]

Funny that! Most islands are surrounded by sea!

Have you been to Australia lately?

or lakes and rivers

but knew someone would post that

havent been to Australia since 2021. hopefully next year to check out my home before then retiring in 2026

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

In late news, SFA Post has announced that they were planning to release a Fighting Furies postage stamp. However they had second thoughts, after someone suggested that most opposition fans wouldn't know which side to spit on.

I think that joke would be more fitting for the Gold City Royals. Wouldn't you agree Cadsky?

 

[philreich]

My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should have stopped when I got to her.

 

[Raz]

You tell him Raz.

no not telling anyone anything. just bantering and conversing

 

[DemurePrincess]

Team

I think it would be only fair to the other clubs if Tigerturbulance ran a captains master class.

How to -

Respect your teammates?
How to welcome your rookies?
How to G up your team?
How to constructively criticise with constructive word use?
How to build a team bond?
How to make media?
How to be a vice captain if your capabilities are not captain material?

A few topics to consider!!

 

[philreich]

In late news, the Warriors have just been listed on the Australian Stock Exchange - henceforth, they'll be known as the All Ordinaries.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

I think it would be only fair to the other clubs if Tigerturbulance ran a captains master class.

How to -

Respect your teammates?
How to welcome your rookies?
How to G up your team?
How to constructively criticise with constructive word use?
How to build a team bond?
How to make media?
How to be a vice captain if your capabilities are not captain material?

A few topics to consider!!

I have one more don't make someone who's never won a premiership a captain of a team.

 

[Cadsky]

I think that joke would be more fitting for the Gold City Royals. Wouldn't you agree Cadsky?

 

[Raz]

I have one more don't make someone who's never won a premiership a captain of a team.

but but .. not everyone has played in a premiership let alone won one

 

[DemurePrincess]

but but .. not everyone has played in a premiership let alone won one

I have

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

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I have a feeling i'll be seeing that a fair few times whenever we play your mob next.

 

[Robertio]

but but .. not everyone has played in a premiership let alone won one

There's one lucky punter in the SFA that has won 3 in 4 seasons.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

There's one lucky punter in the SFA that has won 3 in 4 years.

The moral of the story here mate, is that success seems to follow you everywhere.

 

[Robertio]

The moral of the story here mate, is that success seems to follow you everywhere.

That's a good way of thinking about it mate.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Sorry just trying to overtake serial_thrilla in the postings stats!

It's not a competition, mate.