Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 3 - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at The Underground Stadium MOTR

[Over The Post]

I could never understand at work why people would go and pay $6 for a cup of coffee when we got nescafe for free

I guess I am just not a coffee snob

Each of the lunchrooms at work has one of these $4000 machines. Makes awesome coffee.

People go into the canteen and stand and wait and pay to have one made. Literally 6m from one of the above, on the other side of the room. Weird.

 

[jackster83]

Ant Bear hasn't passed the qooty in his life!

Can confirm.

The only thing he shares is the blame.

 

[Raz]

I’ll give you my bosses email, let’s make fireball instead of coffee for breakfast, a thing!

Great way to start a qooty match

 

[thewizardmelon]

I have cheap taste it seems, also lucky in that regard

I'm enjoying Coles Organic freeze dried - not sure what they mean by organic thou, isn't all coffee grown ?

Grown with less/no harmful fertilisers etc etc

 

[DemurePrincess]

Fancy dress parties where I dressed up as DP doesn’t count

You will never be me. Loser

 

[kenneyswarriors]

And WTF ? was only down the rabbit hole for a short time,

Got sucked in to buying another tool cause it had free postage and none available near me.

Returned and double the posts-**** me

 

[thewizardmelon]

Great way to lose a qooty match

Correct.

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Grown with less/no harmful fertilisers etc etc

Oh, excellent I'm finally on a health kick

 

[thewizardmelon]

You will never be me. Loser

 

[jackster83]

He should be in the backline.

I tried that in my first season as skipper.

The death threats and flaming bags of dog turds left on my doorstep were a bit much.

 

[thewizardmelon]

And WTF ? was only down the rabbit hole for a short time,

Got sucked in to buying another tool cause it had free postage and none available near me.

Returned and double the posts-**** me

You entered a match thread with DP and Raz and are surprised by that?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hey, it’s not the size of Raz’ dragon it’s how he uses it

woah!

What to reply…. Mmmm!


Delete that post!

And that one…

And nope! Can’t say that either!

Well done thewizardmelon you got me so good!!

 

[kenneyswarriors]

I never got asked this survey??

No prompting needed with you.

 

[Over The Post]

I’m trying to keep it above board but ****…. It’s you hey!

Drilling! Screwing and now polishing!

Leave it alone

Leave it alone yourself. You're just jealous of my highly polished knobs.

Takes lots of practice and not a little skill.

 

[DemurePrincess]

No prompting needed with you.

Sometimes I like to be prompted

 

[DemurePrincess]

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Leave it alone yourself. You're just jealous of my highly polished knobs.

Takes lots of practice and not a little skill.

I can almost see my face in your knob?

 

[U2tigers]

Hi All, besides this being my match thread, my main reason for coming here is to find out how serial_thrilla will expose the Swamprats for doing something wrong this week.

 

[thewizardmelon]

This thread needs more myblueroan and more King Tenz

Oh and where the f is Mrs Turbo hiding?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Morning.

6 pages already?

what can we say except the thread didnt go up to late, we will try and push harder this arvo

 

[kenneyswarriors]

I’m trying to keep it above board but ****…. It’s you hey!

Drilling! Screwing and now polishing!

Leave it alone

Shhh, newly married remember ?

 

[U2tigers]

Should be a good Grand Final re-match. Was a great GF thread

 

[Braklet]

Holy sheepdip! I go eat dinner, and you people cough up a match thread and SEVEN pages already!

No wonder I can never get post #2 around here.

 

[kenneyswarriors]

I have a photo of you in Lycra… WTF you talking about? Pink and shiny…. With protruding bits

Please don't show us.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I can almost see my face in your knob?

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Does dressing DP help with team morale