Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 3 - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at The Underground Stadium MOTR

[DemurePrincess]

ACCESS LEVELS
INNER SANCTUM

For those special teams who currently have shown support continuously for the Old Boys and helped maintain the lofty standards demanded by Spotswood. These exclusive teams deserve something special for their support so will receive access to premium match day offerings at every Spotswood’s game including attendance at the Chancellors after game celebration function, invite and premier seating at the Old Boys Best and Fairest function with full catering and bar as well as enjoying exclusive off-field opportunities and inner sanctum experiences from the club throughout the season.
Clubs with Inner Sanctum Access: West Coast Wonders / Baghdad Bombers / Sin City Swamprats

Woah woah woah!

Back in your cereal box you!

 

[philreich]

Unleash the beast!!!!
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Shaking in my boots…. I am

Bit of respect for Raz please - I'll have you know that this rookie has never played in a game where he hasn't kicked at least 1 goal.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Bit of respect for Raz please - I'll have you know that this rookie has never played in a game where he hasn't kicked at least 1 goal.

Take your own advice champ.

Plenty of respect for Raz

 

[thewizardmelon]

DemurePrincess princrse is training me to use it better

I heard it breathes fire, DemurePrincess can you confirm?

 

[philreich]

How to get into the heads of the Swampies.

Ken Hinkley 10 year contract extension.

Go Eagles.......

 

[thewizardmelon]

Bit of respect for Raz please - I'll have you know that this rookie has never played in a game where he hasn't kicked at least 1 goal.

Way to jinx the poor lad

 

[philreich]

I’m just the diversion I think . They won last week and I only got one from the Goal square . A berry lucky kick

If we make the finals by 0.001%, that goal will be remembered as the deciding factor.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Woah woah woah!

Back in your cereal box you!

I'm in the Inner Sanctum now, rifling through all your secrets. Mwhahaha.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I'm in the Inner Sanctum now, rifling through all your secrets. Mwhahaha.

We are at your home ground dumper

 

[thewizardmelon]

ACCESS LEVELS
INNER SANCTUM

For those special teams who currently have shown support continuously for the Old Boys and helped maintain the lofty standards demanded by Spotswood. These exclusive teams deserve something special for their support so will receive access to premium match day offerings at every Spotswood’s game including attendance at the Chancellors after game celebration function, invite and premier seating at the Old Boys Best and Fairest function with full catering and bar as well as enjoying exclusive off-field opportunities and inner sanctum experiences from the club throughout the season.
Clubs with Inner Sanctum Access: West Coast Wonders / Baghdad Bombers / Sin City Swamprats

I know you think you have found a loophole but I’m pretty sure there’s a serial pest clause in there somewhere*

*quick someone make one

 

[philreich]

I was just thinking your wing to body size ratio didn't look efficient

still your only a rookie and will grow over the season

I myself was only 85kg when I started in the SWEET S25 and now after a healthy roid program and plenty of Guinness sit a comfortable 245kg of Love Muscle

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I find it fascinating that you got to 245kgs, and then stopped gaining weight - what's your secret?

 

[thewizardmelon]

I'm in the Inner Sanctum now, rifling through all your secrets. Mwhahaha.

While you’re there, can you tell me the pin to Robertio locker? It’s uh, just for educational purposes.

Not looking for evidence to bribe myself out of the back line

 

[philreich]

Ant Bear hasn't passed the qooty in his life!

I still can't come to terms with the fact that when he was admin, he filled all 20 places in the all SFA team.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I know you think you have found a loophole but I’m pretty sure there’s a serial pest clause in there somewhere*

*quick someone make one

Clause #438

Serial pests are limited but not excluded from inner sanctums unless written authority has been given 48 hours prior….

Whoops! There’s ya loop hole ****er.

You failed to give a satisfactory notice!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

I heard it breathes fire, DemurePrincess can you confirm?

Look!

Breaths! Spits! Can definitely confirm…. NOT FIRE!!!

 

[philreich]

When the Rats play next at Spotswood I will ensure the Chef makes a new pot of strawberry jam for you.
Just make sure you wear appropriate attire, at Spotswood our breakfasts are very formal.

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Sucked in to whoever has to do the washing up afterwards.......

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Sucked in to whoever has to do the washing up afterwards.......

 

[philreich]

I think okeydoke7 id due a big score

Imagine if he were to outscore the Old Boys on his own........

 

[Robertio]

While you’re there, can you tell me the pin to Robertio locker? It’s uh, just for educational purposes.

Not looking for evidence to bribe myself out of the back line

My 4th season here and i still haven't found my locker

 

[philreich]

I tried that after I last had baked beans, and farted in damicky's face. The look on his face was priceless!!!!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

I find it fascinating that you got to 245kgs, and then stopped gaining weight - what's your secret?

Pork sausages

 

[Robertio]

Imagine if he were to outscore the Old Boys on his own........

That'll never happen

 

[DemurePrincess]

I tried that after I last had baked beans, and farted in damicky's face. The look on his face was priceless!!!!!

Oh you really know how to turn the ladies on don’t you!

 

[U2tigers]

ACCESS LEVELS
INNER SANCTUM

For those special teams who currently have shown support continuously for the Old Boys and helped maintain the lofty standards demanded by Spotswood. These exclusive teams deserve something special for their support so will receive access to premium match day offerings at every Spotswood’s game including attendance at the Chancellors after game celebration function, invite and premier seating at the Old Boys Best and Fairest function with full catering and bar as well as enjoying exclusive off-field opportunities and inner sanctum experiences from the club throughout the season.
Clubs with Inner Sanctum Access: West Coast Wonders / Baghdad Bombers / Sin City Swamprats

You sneaky bastard

 

[DemurePrincess]

I tried that after I last had baked beans, and farted in damicky's face. The look on his face was priceless!!!!!

Is that why damicky is not here?

Is he too shit faced to show his face???