Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 3 - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at The Underground Stadium MOTR

[Mrs Turbo]

Sadly i dont have any friends. Apparently i talk too much

You keep talking Raz or you are

 

[Raz]

and its Schnity night tonight...

This is how Turbo likes his 2 for 1 deal..

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I prefer the salad on the side, with a side of


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only one more me . but a plate full of CHIPs please.

and not FRENCH FRIES .. CHIPS @@@

 

[Raz]

Wonders are asking...

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Good book. it is on my bookshelf at home

 

[DemurePrincess]

I don't tell dad jokes - he hates them......

What about blonde jokes?

 

[Raz]

Wtf is going on here?

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please we dont mention post counts in here. This is all about the QOOTY

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Do you have Swamprat Session Ale on tap?

No, but I do have....



Would that do you jackster83 ?

 

[DemurePrincess]

DM woke me up. Then I got active. Then everyone else left

Who the **** is this DM bitch? I want a word

 

[Raz]

You keep talking Raz or you are
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I do other fun things Ask DemurePrincess

 

[Raz]

Who the **** is this DM bitch? I want a word

sory one handed typo errors.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Happy to serve a good fireball... Would you like one Raz ?
or perhaps something a little less hot? / smoother? / chilled?

What do you like to drink?

Mrs Turbo there is some melatonin in the bottom drawer. I was gonna tell you about it the next time Dingster came in for a drink then forgot!!

But fireball and melatonin sounds delish!??!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

only one more me . but a plate full of CHIPs please.

and not FRENCH FRIES .. CHIPS @@@

Perfect - none of that Maccas type crap...




The Tavern does Pub style - thick and crunchy is best!

 

[philreich]

I didn’t think he shares the blame . He gives it to others and keeps none for himself

With credentials like that, I reckon a political career is on the cards for Ant Bear......

 

[Raz]

Mrs Turbo there is some melatonin in the bottom drawer. I was gonna tell you about it the next time Dingster came in for a drink then forgot!!

But fireball and melatonin sounds delish!??!

It usually what DP (Yes typed it correctly this time) puts in my welcome drink when i visit.

I usally wake up next morning with no idea what happened but a smile on my face.

No idea . no idea at all

 

[philreich]

Yep, some absolute greats retiring.

At least Hinkley is sticking around.

Don't be so sure about that - stay tuned over the coming weeks.......

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Mrs Turbo there is some melatonin in the bottom drawer. I was gonna tell you about it the next time Dingster came in for a drink then forgot!!

But fireball and melatonin sounds delish!??!

Did you know that mixing melatonin and alcohol may lead to increased symptoms of depression and anxiety.

And I like my Ding up and happy

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Do you have Swamprat Session Ale on tap?

And lucky for you MrsTs Tavern has just the right Mugs to pour your Swamprat Session Ale in

 

[philreich]

We don't do things in half measures at Spotswood.

Nobody can knock your consistency - you're consistently inconsistent.

 

[Raz]

Perfect - none of that Maccas type crap...

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The Tavern does Pub style - thick and crunchy is best!

a little too wedgie style... I do prefer English chips

 

[Raz]

With credentials like that, I reckon a political career is on the cards for Ant Bear......

Gets my VOTE .. GO Ant Bear for PResident

 

[Mrs Turbo]

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Yep - they're not bad, when they are double cooked

 

[philreich]

And?? I have no problem with that!

Do you?

Not at all. The way the other threads are going (or not going), he'll outdo most of them on his own.

 

[Raz]

Yep - they're not bad, when they are double cooked

i have heard people are now Triple Frying them i cant wait to try that.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Hi all

I am ready to face the World Sweet FA again

Can someone please summarise the first 16 pages of #grand#grandfinalrematch

vs

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Wtf is going on here?

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I guess as Raz captain you are disappointed he hasn't hit the ton yet.
Just to let you know we Old Boys have been doing everything we could to help your rookie lift

 

[Raz]

I prefer something on the side,

IS Mr Turbo ok with that .