Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 3 - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at The Underground Stadium MOTR

[kenneyswarriors]

What are they like?

 

[Raz]

Now ya talking!!!

and how would you like your eggs..

 

[Raz]

Hiya Swampies.
Looking forward to a magnificent OOB victory on Sunday.
And meanwhile, in a pathetic attempt to entertain y'all, I have some jokes to post.

we love JOKES

just not DAD jokes.

Sit down philreich

 

[serial_thrilla]

You missed Ickygate

Yes, I'm the real victim here.

 

[Raz]

You missed Ickygate

is Ickygate similar to the stickygate behind your house.

 

[myblueroan]

But I love these kind of jokes.
So cute!

 

[myblueroan]

Callums_Guns up to his usual tricks?

 

[Over The Post]

"Siri. what is a QOAL"

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We have one of those for olive oil. Frigging useless, it squirts instead of sprays.

(leaving barn door wide open for DP)

 

[DemurePrincess]

and how would you like your eggs..

Right! Let’s get something straight… ya sexual innuendoes are getting boring!

So to answer your question…
My eggs will be smashed in your face if you aren’t careful!

Meet poached and scrambled!

Let this be your first warning!

 

[Raz]

Omg!

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[Raz]

We have one of those for olive oil. Frigging useless, it squirts instead of sprays.

(leaving barn door wide open for DP)

shes only a string so dont need to leave the barn door wide open

 

[DemurePrincess]

We have one of those for olive oil. Frigging useless, it squirts instead of sprays.

(leaving barn door wide open for DP)

You could leave the door open For anyone with that comment you shit!!!?

 

[Raz]

Right! Let’s get something straight… ya sexual innuendoes are getting boring!

So to answer your question…
My eggs will be smashed in your face if you aren’t careful!

Meet poached and scrambled!

Let this be your first warning!

hmmm... i wasnt being naughty, i was offerinng fried eggs. over easy, or sunyside up , pehaps an omeltte



C

 

[Raz]

ok back to work... enjoy a little break.

 

[Over The Post]

Ooh yeah, crispy bacon or nah?

Anything less than 3.1 or more than 4.0 you can stick up your arse.



Americans can try to stick their bacon up their arse but it would snap and crumble. They're deviants and perverts. What a waste of good bacon.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

we love JOKES

just not DAD jokes.

Sit down philreich

the rookie slaps down the co-captain

 

[DemurePrincess]

Quick!

Someone!

Lock that door!

I’ll bolt the window!

Shut the curtains! Turn the lights off and everyone get down behind the couch!

When Raz returns….HIDE!!!

 

[kenneyswarriors]

You could leave the door open For anyone with that comment you shit!!!?

 

[Dingster]

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Anything less than 3.1 or more than 4.0 you can stick up your arse.

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Americans can try to stick their bacon up their arse but it would snap and crumble. They're deviants and perverts. What a waste of good bacon.

Braklet fact check.

 

[DemurePrincess]

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Anything less than 3.1 or more than 4.0 you can stick up your arse.

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Americans can try to stick their bacon up their arse but it would snap and crumble. They're deviants and perverts. What a waste of good bacon.

I love a bacon connoisseur!

 

[damicky]

serial_thrilla - is Raz behaving himself?

 

[Over The Post]

Now ya talking!!!

Speaking of yum, is it pina colada time yet Mrs Turbo ?

 

[DemurePrincess]

we love JOKES

just not DAD jokes.

Sit down philreich

We dig his jokes! Especially when he repeats them!

 

[damicky]

RPCB - S38 has started

 

[FreoGirl]

is this where I post 500 meaningless posts?