Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 3 - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at The Underground Stadium MOTR

[Braklet]

Now, now. It shouldn't surprise you that I have screenshots of the OOBs rules at the start of the week. No backsies.

 

[Braklet]

I just gat a email- 'Up for a T-Bone tonight?'

And before you nutters interject, it's T-bone Tuesday View attachment 2070394

Love the T-bone, all meat tastes better eaten right off the bone.

Ahem...

 

[Braklet]

They have more rules than most. Question their methods even once and you'll be demoted to copralite.

They sure paid the price for that particular insult.

How'd that Greenery transfer work out for ya, Swampy?

 

[Braklet]

Any port in a storm.

some like the poles, some like the holes...

 

[Raz]

Raz Carlton or Collingwood who do you prefer mate?

Neither . Fremantle is my team

 

[Raz]

some like the poles, some like the holes...

In todays world some like both each to their own

 

[Braklet]

sory one handed typo errors.

What's your other hand doing?

 

[Senor M]

An Accurate Summary of Day 1 of this thread

 

[Raz]

What's your other hand doing?

Making a peace sign

 

[Braklet]

Did you know that mixing melatonin and alcohol may lead to increased symptoms of depression and anxiety.

And I like my Ding up and happy

 

[Raz]

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No playing with ding a ling at school

 

[Braklet]

What are you doing with your other hand??

Sorry, but there is NO WAY I'm reading the remaining 34 pages of match thread to ensure I'm not just repeating the same dumb jokes, over and over...

or

Great minds think alike!

 

[Braklet]

You're a mother in law???

Satan should be her name
To me they're bout the same

 

[Braklet]

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Anything less than 3.1 or more than 4.0 you can stick up your arse.

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Americans can try to stick their bacon up their arse but it would snap and crumble. They're deviants and perverts. What a waste of good bacon.

I'll agree with your 3.1-4.0 range, but sticking bacon up your ass never tastes as good as eating it normally.

 

[Raz]

Sorry, but there is NO WAY I'm reading the remaining 34 pages of match thread to ensure I'm not just repeating the same dumb jokes, over and over...

or

Great minds think alike!

Read it all I did

 

[Braklet]

Braklet fact check.

Shoving bacon up your ass tastes worse than eating it normally.

I'm with OTP on the proper midrange target for cooking bacon, but Mrs Brak definitely prefers hers more crispy.

I guess she has gotten used to her meat not all limp and floppy...

(And Who TF cooks bacon in a sous vide setup?!? st00pid gen Z nonsense...)

 

[Braklet]

I just came here to innocently look at the pictures and Callums_Guns

The posts are flinging left, right, up, down so quickly, you need wings to stay above it.

 

[Braklet]

so does someone have to physically count all of these posts?

sigh...

Tip: don't volunteer

 

[Braklet]

I like this FreoGirl character. I'm not quite sure how she slipped through the cracks of my scouring of the Freo board when I was recruiting at the Dragons.

I still don't know how the hell you found me, lurking deep within the Geelong board...

 

[Braklet]

is MOBBS short for man boobs?

will this get me kicked out??

You're the first to make that joke, I promise!

 

[Braklet]

It's common knowledge that you don't want to insult the one man on this planet who could alter the qooty code to make you play poorly every week.

Hey, that reminds me:

is the latest iteration of SPAM FL using the QootyPy or PyQooty update? Didn't SPAM FL start out as an evaluation of the new sim?

 

[Braklet]

was there blood? spit? tears?

 

[Braklet]

This might work.

In the Let's Tie Multiple Posts Dep't...

 

[Braklet]

ahhhh

see, I had absolutely no clue

We like it when as many OOB teammates as possible come in to take a swipe or two at our weekly opponents...

Raz really is at a whole 'nother level... no point in even trying to keep up.

But hey, I'm still working through... <checking thread> 35 pages and counting!

 

[Braklet]

Wow one of their big hits too

The only reason I know Skyhooks at all is Bigfooty, and watching some Aus movies.

Skyhooks never struck big in the US, so that's why I knew about the Iron Maiden cover of their tune first.