Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 3 - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at The Underground Stadium MOTR

[Robertio]

His next single be a cover of Jailhouse Rock

"I believe i can rock"

 

[DemurePrincess]

He could've stayed alive longer by not fishing in a river that had crocs in it but he didn't know that the locals came down and fed that croc with meat regularly which is against the law, so the croc was just waiting for dinner.

Imagine being in… and not being able to get out!

You could only imagine but I really don’t want too

 

[Robertio]

Imagine being in… and not being able to get out!

You could only imagine but I really don’t want too

Apparently the riverbank collapsed under him.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Apparently the riverbank collapsed under him.

Yeah I know. So he couldn’t climb out. His poor wife and kids having to watch.

Okay. Let’s change the subject ****!

 

[Robertio]

Yeah I know. So he couldn’t climb out. His poor wife and kids having to watch.

Okay. Let’s change the subject ****!

Where's Raz?

 

[DemurePrincess]

I couldn’t sleep last night so I was up at 3.30am making these lol.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Where's Raz?

Sleeping!! He’s 7/8 hours behind us

 

[thewizardmelon]

I couldn’t sleep last night so I was up at 3.30am making these lol.

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I’ll take 3 thanks and call it cheat day

 

[jackster83]

I can't wait for tigs2010 to fire up.

He wouldn't have been in a match thread this active before.

 

[Pickitt]

You’ll be dead before then… ya hope! Otherwise it could hurt! Yep! Most definitely!!


Speaking of hurting…

I’ve always believed we come into this world with a number on our head and a method of death. Some are boring! Some are cool! Some go young! Some last forever.

But when your number comes up… it’s up! You can be as healthy or as unhealthy as you want.

Let’s look at that poor family and father just recently. Holiday up north, falls into a ****ing river and is eaten by a crocodile. Like what a way to go!

Bet he didn’t wake up and think today is my last day…

Anyway… the moral here is!

LIVE YOUR LIFE FULLY!!

Okay! I’ll climb off my soap box now and carry on working

Well and good

 

[Pickitt]

King tea

 

[thewizardmelon]

I can't wait for tigs2010 to fire up.

He wouldn't have been in a match thread this active before.

tigs2010 v tigerland_1720 ? Make it happen damicky Tigerturbulance

 

[Pickitt]

His next single be a cover of Jailhouse Rock

Nfi who told him to release a song in 2022 called "I admit it"

 

[Over The Post]

I'll agree with your 3.1-4.0 range, but sticking bacon up your ass never tastes as good as eating it normally.

Mate, in the unlikely event I ever stuck bacon up my ass there's no way I'd be tasting it afterwards. I'll bow to your superior knowledge here.

 

[Pickitt]

He’ll get what’s coming to him!!

Youd hope

 

[Pickitt]

Where's Raz?

Quick break you'd think

 

[Pickitt]

I couldn’t sleep last night so I was up at 3.30am making these lol.

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PAssionfruit oh my

 

[Pickitt]

Sleeping!! He’s 7/8 hours behind us

Where on earth?

 

[Pickitt]

I’ll take 3 thanks and call it cheat day

 

[thewizardmelon]

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Anything less than 3.1 or more than 4.0 you can stick up your arse.

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Americans can try to stick their bacon up their arse but it would snap and crumble. They're deviants and perverts. What a waste of good bacon.

Yeah Braklet you deviant - eat bacon properly!

 

[tigs2010]

I can't wait for tigs2010 to fire up.

He wouldn't have been in a match thread this active before.

WTF have I just walked into.

Is Mobbs still at the OOBs?

 

[Pickitt]

WTF have I just walked into.

Is Mobbs still at the OOBs?

Tigs

 

[tigs2010]

tigs2010 v tigerland_1720 ? Make it happen damicky Tigerturbulance

Since when did you become a bOOB?

 

[tigs2010]

Tigs

 

[Over The Post]

It's about thyme someone said that!!!

Sage advice.