Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 3 - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at The Underground Stadium MOTR

[Over The Post]

you asked for it lol

Poor KW... all that tongue action and still didn't get any.

 

[Raz]

Look, all I'll say is that I'm a Premiership Ruckman.

I don't think I need to say any more.

well done. Come join the RATs we need a new RUCk who can kick it to the Forward pocket..

 

[DemurePrincess]

View attachment 2071493I see your on the right page.

All camels are lovely, some more than others thou.

Whyyyyyyy???

I didn’t know camels did that and I really need to reevaluate my love of camels bc that’s ****ing gross!

Is that like a gland in its mouth that gets erect when aroused???

I just can’t!

 

[Over The Post]

Hey kenneyswarriors you should ask Pugsley for some tips

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Poor KW... all that tongue action and still didn't get any.

 

[Pugsley]

Just rub....leave it Pugsley.

 

[Raz]

View attachment 2071493I see your on the right page.

All camels are lovely, some more than others thou.

i couldnt watch camel toes are forbidden at work

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Don't encourage me

I am.

 

[Raz]

Whyyyyyyy???

I didn’t know camels did that and I really need to reevaluate my love of camels bc that’s ****ing gross!

Is that like a gland in its mouth that gets erect when aroused???

I just can’t!

hmm gives a whole new meaning to an aussie kiss with all those Australian camels

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Really wanted a monkey, Over The Post , but when I asked for a gif of spanking the monkey-I must have been having another dumb moment.

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Whyyyyyyy???

I didn’t know camels did that and I really need to reevaluate my love of camels bc that’s ****ing gross!

Is that like a gland in its mouth that gets erect when aroused???

I just can’t!

Only bulls, for a month or so

 

[Dingster]

well done. Come join the RATs we need a new RUCk who can kick it to the Forward pocket..

damicky is your ruck? Bold move after his failed application to be the eighth dwarf - short ass.

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Just rub....leave it Pugsley.

where and why did you ?

 

[Raz]

damicky is your ruck? Bold move after his failed application to be the eighth dwarf - short ass.

doesnt matter , we need someone to kick it to me....

 

[damicky]

damicky is your ruck? Bold move after his failed application to be the eighth dwarf - short ass.

 

[Raz]

that explains why the ruck kicks his own QOALS rather than passing the QOOTY

 

[Dingster]

doesnt matter , we need someone to kick it to me....

Let us give you a good feed before the game because it looks like you're going to starve on the field.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Only bulls, for a month or so

So those poor bastards walk around with an erect tongue for a month??

Imagine if this happened with humans…

Om ****! The mental pic…

Walking into a pub…and all these blokes have erect tongues…

Okay! Not this month

 

[DemurePrincess]

damicky is your ruck? Bold move after his failed application to be the eighth dwarf - short ass.

I heard he didn’t get the hobbit part either

 

[Raz]

Let us give you a good feed before the game because it looks like you're going to starve on the field.

yeah i got two touches on field last week.. got more touches in the changeroom

 

[Raz]

So those poor bastards walk around with an erect tongue for a month??

Imagine if this happened with humans…

Om ****! The mental pic…

Walking into a pub…and all these blokes have erect tongues…

Okay! Not this month

well at least you would know whos ready to trot and dont need to guess.

 

[Dingster]

yeah i got two touches on field last week.. got more touches in the changeroom

At least philreich was grateful.

 

[DemurePrincess]

yeah i got two touches on field last week.. got more touches in the changeroom

Honestly! What you Rats do in your change room is your business.

 

[Raz]

Honestly! What you Rats do in your change room is your business.

I didnt use the rats change room i went to the opposition . much more fun there .

 

[Raz]

At least philreich was grateful.

Grateful for what ? did i miss something.