Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 5 - East Side Hawks v Roys FFC @ The Eyrie

[TheGoatBaron]

Named after Collingwood Football Club hey ClarkeM !

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What a terrible thing to say!

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Patrick, essentially the anglicised version of the name Paris. Be well Patrick, be calm TheGoatBaron !

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Learn something new everyday

 

[royboy2]

A return to where it all began, an intriguing notion.

I believe all our available cash for next season has been allocated elsewhere

 

[Itsmyshow]

I believe all our available cash for next season has been allocated elsewhere
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Response lacks CHUDshakes

 

[Phar Ace]

Mooch

Q: 2 East Side Hawks players in a car without any music, who is driving?

A: The Policeman

Could be personal experience talking, more than a joke......

Hi Roys.

No monkey business this week!

Just Gorillatude!

 

[Phar Ace]

A policeman gave me and a friend a ride when we were young. No, we weren’t arrested. When he stopped, I went to open the door to get out…there were no door handles.


Hi, GoatBaron. Hope you’re well.

TheGoatBaron needs door hoofles

 

[Phar Ace]

we're gunna need a bigger bed

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Always wondered about these guys - all makes sense now!

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Could be personal experience talking, more than a joke......

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Just Gorillatude!

My goat wouldn’t fit in the back of a police car. Too big

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Always wondered about these guys - all makes sense now!
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Which Brady is Tarkyn_24?

 

[Phar Ace]

I’m at Clarke’s Pies for brekky. Had a couple of stressful days with my goat. But he’s on the mend.

Is there counseling for that?

 

[Phar Ace]

My goat wouldn’t fit in the back of a police car. Too big

Is that a euphemism?

 

[DemurePrincess]

My goat wouldn’t fit in the back of a police car. Too big

Just fold Patrick in half

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Just fold Patrick in half

He'll break the police car with headbutts first.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Is that a euphemism?

No, Patrick is an Anglo-Nubian, they're big ****ers.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Is there counseling for that?

Only Hawks players need counselling.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Only Hawks players need counselling.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

At least if ItsMyShow were at the Roys, he'd fit right at home.

 

[TY24]

My goat wouldn’t fit in the back of a police car. Too big

Can confirm I do fit in the back of police cars

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Can confirm I do fit in the back of police cars

It's hard not to think TY24 and Tarkyn_24 are the same person. My OCD goes into overdrive.

 

[Itsmyshow]

At least if ItsMyShow were at the Roys, he'd fit right at home.

I am disappointed with your lack of care with my name.

 

[Mobbs]

At least if ItsMyShow were at the Roys, he'd fit right at home.

Started at the Roys after crossing to the Sweet FA from the BFRLFFL

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[TheGoatBaron]

I am disappointed with your lack of care with my name.

At the Roys, you would deserve capital letters.

 

[Itsmyshow]

At the Roys, you would deserve capital letters.

That would feel grammatically incorrect.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

That would feel grammatically incorrect.

Least my OCD wouldn't go crazy.

 

[TY24]

It's hard not to think TY24 and Tarkyn_24 are the same person. My OCD goes into overdrive.

It's easy, I kick it to Tarkyn_24 and he kicks it through the big sticks