Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 5 - East Side Hawks v Roys FFC @ The Eyrie

[TheGoatBaron]

It's easy, I kick it to Tarkyn_24 and he kicks it through the big sticks

The former would be correct this week at least.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

It's hard not to think TY24 and Tarkyn_24 are the same person. My OCD goes into overdrive.

You’re telling me! I could only dream of being TY24 in real life

 

[por_please_ya]

It's easy, I kick it to Tarkyn_24 and he kicks it through the big sticks

So quick it appears to be the same person.

 

[Strigoi]

I believe all our available cash for next season has been allocated elsewhere
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How cute! Didn’t know gorillas could be so civil. Love the dish of snacks.

 

[Strigoi]

Depends on the budget. We have Ed_Gein and _Mike_ negotiating with sponsors as we speak. The options on the table are those straw huts with a slide straight into the sea in Goa, first-class flights, all-inclusive soom service and spa treatment........ or egg and beans with a cup of instant coffee flavoured chudshake at Wanky Cafe on Brunswick St.

What options!!

I’m a little concerned about going somewhere with Ed Gein, though.

 

[Strigoi]

No door handles?

I’m doing well. Brain scan I had came back all clear but have an appointment though with the balance clinic 2 days before Iron Maiden.

Had a stressful day yesterday with one of my goats. Found him collapsed, had worm infection. Poor bastard.

How have you been mate?

Nope, no door handles. Weird, but I certainly understand why.

Aw, poor goat! Trip to the vet and meds! Sounds like us humans.

Glad things scanned well for you. I’m still testing/scan/ultrasound…
Going to therapy. Have you tried using a stick for walking? It helps some with the balance.
Tell them you need fixed for the concert.

 

[Strigoi]

Is it bring your grandparent to work day already?

You can’t trust them if you leave them at home all alone.

 

[eth-dog]

You can’t trust them if you leave them at home all alone.

That's why I leave them at the nursing home

 

[Strigoi]

I am going out for breakfast to a place that has raspberry jam which is much better than strawberry jam

Only better if it’s seedless.

 

[Strigoi]

He'll break the police car with headbutts first.

Yeah, goats are grumpy. We were giving one treats in Amish country; but, apparently not fast enough. He was head butting the fence between treats!

They have creepy pupils.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Nope, no door handles. Weird, but I certainly understand why.

Aw, poor goat! Trip to the vet and meds! Sounds like us humans.

Glad things scanned well for you. I’m still testing/scan/ultrasound…
Going to therapy. Have you tried using a stick for walking? It helps some with the balance.
Tell them you need fixed for the concert.

Yeah I generally bring a stick with me for concerts and ask venue’s to use their lifts. Rod Laver I should be fine though

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

That would feel grammatically incorrect.

Or you did not know how to turn off caps lock which is the reason my name is in cpitals

 

[Itsmyshow]

Dear Roys,

I have not received any royalties from my creation, the might "CHUDshake" for several seasons. Please rectify this upon your arrival at the Eyrie.

 

[Mobbs]

Dear Roys,

I have not received any royalties from my creation, the might "CHUDshake" for several seasons. Please rectify this upon your arrival at the Eyrie.

We trusted _Mike_ to set up a slush fund to cover royalties, only to find out out he used the funds to develop actual slush.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Put a mobile phone in this false eyelash female and it would fit in a Chapel Street Melbourne.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Only better if it’s seedless.

Seeds are what the world needs more of right now.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Hey Strigoi I cooked lamb chops for tea. A bit of garlic and some stuffed mushrooms which is what the Hawks will be!!

Stuffed!

 

[por_please_ya]

Hey Strigoi I cooked lamb chops for tea. A bit of garlic and some stuffed mushrooms which is what the Hawks will be!!

Stuffed!

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That sounds bloody delicious

 

[Strigoi]

Hey Strigoi I cooked lamb chops for tea. A bit of garlic and some stuffed mushrooms which is what the Hawks will be!!

Stuffed!

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Sounds good, except for the mushrooms.
Don’t let the fluff fool you. Lean, mean fighting machine under all of that.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Sounds good, except for the mushrooms.
Don’t let the fluff fool you. Lean, mean fighting machine under all of that.


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God I hope you are.

I think we need to start using a little more physical intimidation when it comes to actually winning. Strigs, how good are you at bare knuckle boxing.

 

[Mobbs]

Roys FFC selection options blows back out to 22 this week, with 3KZ is Football available for selection. Closing in on our critical mass of 23.

On SM-A146P using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Callums_Guns]

B: RU_ / Biggie / larrikin
HB: Zoops / eth-dog / SM
HF: por_please_ya / Itsmyshow / Giant Strides
C: Loonerty / boncer34 / Callums_Guns
F: haydo / Tarkyn_24 / Riviat
FOLL: Strigoi / PhenomenalV1 / TY24
INT: The Majestic / Shermy

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[SM]

Love it

 

[Itsmyshow]