Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 5 - East Side Hawks v Roys FFC @ The Eyrie

[Wosh]

4 : 20.02 {lW} - Its hard and tough but Callums_Guns wins possession.
4 : 20.07 {lW} - 3KZ is Football made that tackle look worse than it was - free kick.
4 : 20.11 {C} - SpecialBruce has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 20.15 {C} - A quick handpass to windyhill.
4 : 20.19 {C} - windyhill didn't see that tackle coming from Strigoi.
4 : 20.23 {C} - Shermy wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 20.27 {lW} - He transfers play using Callums_Guns.
4 : 20.31 {lW} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 20.36 {lW} - Callums_Guns with the ball now.
4 : 20.4 {CHF} - A short kick to larrikin.
4 : 20.44 {CHF} - Ed_Gein was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
4 : 20.48 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett takes them on.
4 : 20.54 {rHBF} - Crunching tackle by Giant Strides.
4 : 20.58 {lHFF} - Giant Strides has possession.
4 : 21.02 {lHFF} - A slick handpass goes to PhenomenalV1.
4 : 21.06 {CHF} - Gives the ball to larrikin.
4 : 21.1 {CHF} - A blatent push-out.
4 : 21.15 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett has it.
4 : 21.19 {C} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 21.23 {C} - SpecialBruce can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 21.27 {C} - Shermy sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 21.31 {rHFF} - He looks for por_please_ya.
4 : 21.36 {rHFF} - The ball spills free.
4 : 21.39 {rHFF} - por_please_ya takes them on.
4 : 21.43 - <<< boncer34 is coming on to replace Zoops >>>
4 : 21.52 {rHFF} - por_please_ya is now off and running.
4 : 21.56 {rHFF} - por_please_ya sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 22 {rFP} - Strigoi runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 22.04 {rFP} - Strigoi slams the ball at goal.
4 : 22.08 {rFP} - Strigoi thought he had less time than he did - sprayed it wide.
East Side Hawks : 13.8.86
Roys FFC : 14.11.95
4 : 22.16 {FB} - JackNah_8 sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 22.21 {rHBF} - The kick seeks out Aristotle Pickett.
4 : 22.25 {rHBF} - Ohhh. Aristotle Pickett runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
4 : 22.29 {rHBF} - The ball is now with Aristotle Pickett.
4 : 22.33 {lHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Pure Grunt.
4 : 22.37 {rW} - Hurried kick towards 3KZ is Football.
4 : 22.41 {rW} - 3KZ is Football takes the mark one-handed.
4 : 22.45 {rW} - 3KZ is Football sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 22.49 {rW} - DERRINALPHIL on the end of this.
4 : 22.53 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to windyhill.
4 : 23 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to fitzroybowiedog.
4 : 23.04 {C} - SpecialBruce screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 23.08 {C} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 23.12 {lW} - Callums_Guns wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 23.16 {lW} - Callums_Guns looks at the umpire guiltily as he runs over the line. That's deliberate.
4 : 23.21 {rW} - 3KZ is Football looks downfield.
4 : 23.25 {CHF} - A quick handpass to judge judy.
4 : 23.28 {CHF} - A poor handpass but windyhill is up to the challenge.
4 : 23.32 {rFP} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 23.37 {rFP} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 23.41 {rFP} - Dicky Fitzwell turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 23.45 {rFP} - This should be a certain goal.
4 : 23.49 {rFP} - He likes it. He likes it a lot.
East Side Hawks : 13.8.86
Roys FFC : 15.11.101
4 : 23.53 {C} - Long tap from DERRINALPHIL.
4 : 24.01 {C} - SpecialBruce streaming down the ground.
4 : 24.06 {rW} - He tries to find 3KZ is Football with a chip pass.
4 : 24.1 {rW} - Spoilt by Callums_Guns.
4 : 24.14 {rW} - 3KZ is Football does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 24.18 {rW} - windyhill runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 24.22 {rW} - Where did Strigoi come from? Great tackle.
4 : 24.27 {lW} - Callums_Guns scoops up the ball.
4 : 24.3 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 24.34 {rW} - Phar Ace applies the tackle on Biggie.
4 : 24.38 {lW} - Phar Ace turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 24.43 {lW} - Phar Ace dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 24.47 {CHF} - Hoofs it forward..
4 : 24.51 {CHF} - The ball spills free.
4 : 24.55 {CHF} - judge judy threads his way through traffic.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
East Side Hawks : 13.8.86
Roys FFC : 15.11.101
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Match Over!

 

[Mooch]

4 : 17.49 {FF} - Mobbs scoops up the ball.
4 : 17.53 {FF} - Mobbs lines up the sticks.
4 : 17.57 {FF} - And he gets it.
East Side Hawks : 12.6.78
Roys FFC : 14.11.95

What did I tell you. The man Mobbs can do everything.

 

[Mobbs]

1.3

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I've got the Mobbs disease

Get a shot fast!! It’s like rabies

 

[Wosh]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

ESH SENIORS Vs ROY SENIORS
ESH               2    2        7    3        9    4        13   8    86       
ROY               2    2        6    2        10   8        15   11   101      
ESH        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  ROY         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Itsmyshow   0  1  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    5  TheGoatBar   0  3  1  0  1  0  0  1  1   23
Loonerty    0  13 4  6  0  1  1  1  0   67  Reardo       0  5  2  1  0  0  2  0  0   17
Tarkyn_24   0  4  0  5  0  2  0  2  1   37  JackNah_8    0  2  1  3  0  1  0  0  1   17
boncer34    0  4  1  0  0  0  0  1  2   23  Aristotle    0  7  4  6  3  0  1  0  0   54
RU_         0  5  6  4  1  1  1  0  0   43  Ed_Gein      0  11 5  4  1  0  1  0  0   57
SM          0  10 2  8  1  0  1  0  0   53  Pure Grunt   0  7  3  3  2  2  1  0  0   43
Biggie      0  10 2  11 1  1  0  0  0   63  3KZ is Foo   0  14 7  9  2  2  2  0  0   85
Shermy      0  14 3  6  1  0  3  0  1   59  SpecialBru   0  10 5  16 0  2  0  2  0   91
Callums_Gu  0  12 6  15 2  1  3  0  0   84  Phar Ace     0  15 9  8  4  0  2  0  0   98
por_please  0  9  7  4  2  0  2  2  0   70  HinkleysHe   0  5  2  8  1  1  0  1  0   48
larrikin    0  5  3  6  0  0  1  1  0   39  judge judy   0  7  4  9  1  0  1  0  1   53
Giant Stri  0  5  0  8  2  1  1  2  0   49  _Mike_       0  8  5  10 3  0  0  3  1   90
haydo       0  2  0  0  0  0  1  2  0   15  Dicky Fitz   0  3  1  0  0  0  0  2  1   25
The Majest  0  4  2  3  0  1  0  1  0   31  Mobbs        0  4  2  2  0  0  1  1  3   28
Riviat      0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  1    4  Mooch        0  2  0  0  0  1  0  1  1   14
Strigoi     15 14 0  12 6  1  1  1  2  111  DERRINALPH   12 10 0  10 2  2  1  3  1   88
Phenomenal  0  6  0  9  5  4  2  0  0   54  fitzroybow   0  14 0  9  5  3  2  0  0   77
TY24        0  6  0  13 5  1  1  0  1   63  windyhill    0  5  0  2  1  2  0  0  0   25
eth-dog     0  1  1  5  0  0  0  0  0   16  Roylion      0  2  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    6
Zoops       0  5  5  8  0  0  0  0  0   46  royboy2      0  6  0  5  1  2  0  1  1   41

            ESH   ROY
Hitouts   : 15   12 
Kicks     : 131  140 
Marks     : 42   51 
Handballs : 124  105 
Tackles   : 26   27 
Frees For : 14   18 
Frees Ag. : 18   14 
Smothers  : 0    0 
Ironouts  : 8    10 
Inside50  : 19   21 
Goals     : 13   15 
Behinds   : 8    11

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
4.21 - Behind to JackNah_8 (ROY) - ROY by 1 point(s).
4.5 - Goal to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - ROY by 7 point(s).
7.24 - Goal to DERRINALPHIL (ROY) - ROY by 13 point(s).
8.4 - Goal to Giant Strides (ESH) - ROY by 7 point(s).
10.03 - Behind to Tarkyn_24 (ESH) - ROY by 6 point(s).
13.53 - Behind to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - ROY by 7 point(s).
21.52 - Behind to Riviat (ESH) - ROY by 6 point(s).
22.29 - Goal to haydo (ESH) - scores level.

Second Quarter :
.26 - Goal to Loonerty (ESH) - ESH by 6 point(s).
1.52 - Behind to Shermy (ESH) - ESH by 7 point(s).
2.19 - Goal to Tarkyn_24 (ESH) - ESH by 13 point(s).
4.33 - Goal to Tarkyn_24 (ESH) - ESH by 19 point(s).
5.31 - Goal to SpecialBruce (ROY) - ESH by 13 point(s).
9.26 - Goal to Giant Strides (ESH) - ESH by 19 point(s).
10.11 - Goal to Strigoi (ESH) - ESH by 25 point(s).
13.37 - Goal to HinkleysHeroes (ROY) - ESH by 19 point(s).
18.34 - Goal to royboy2 (ROY) - ESH by 13 point(s).
21.23 - Goal to _Mike_ (ROY) - ESH by 7 point(s).

Third Quarter :
.34 - Rushed behind to ROY - ESH by 6 point(s).
3.01 - Rushed behind to ROY - ESH by 5 point(s).
3.42 - Rushed behind to ROY - ESH by 4 point(s).
4.5 - Behind to Mobbs (ROY) - ESH by 3 point(s).
7 - Behind to Mooch (ROY) - ESH by 2 point(s).
7.28 - Behind to Mobbs (ROY) - ESH by 1 point(s).
10.19 - Behind to boncer34 (ESH) - ESH by 2 point(s).
10.51 - Goal to por_please_ya (ESH) - ESH by 8 point(s).
11.23 - Goal to DERRINALPHIL (ROY) - ESH by 2 point(s).
11.52 - Goal to _Mike_ (ROY) - ROY by 4 point(s).
13.16 - Goal to Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - ROY by 10 point(s).
21.1 - Goal to haydo (ESH) - ROY by 4 point(s).
21.39 - Goal to SpecialBruce (ROY) - ROY by 10 point(s).

Final Quarter :
.51 - Behind to _Mike_ (ROY) - ROY by 11 point(s).
1.36 - Behind to Mobbs (ROY) - ROY by 12 point(s).
2.4 - Goal to _Mike_ (ROY) - ROY by 18 point(s).
3.46 - Rushed behind to ESH - ROY by 17 point(s).
7 - Rushed behind to ESH - ROY by 16 point(s).
7.53 - Goal to por_please_ya (ESH) - ROY by 10 point(s).
10.11 - Goal to boncer34 (ESH) - ROY by 4 point(s).
13.33 - Behind to DERRINALPHIL (ROY) - ROY by 5 point(s).
14.02 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 11 point(s).
14.53 - Goal to DERRINALPHIL (ROY) - ROY by 17 point(s).
16.04 - Goal to larrikin (ESH) - ROY by 11 point(s).
18.01 - Goal to Mobbs (ROY) - ROY by 17 point(s).
18.22 - Behind to TY24 (ESH) - ROY by 16 point(s).
19.46 - Goal to The Majestic (ESH) - ROY by 10 point(s).
22.12 - Behind to Strigoi (ESH) - ROY by 9 point(s).
23.53 - Goal to Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - ROY by 15 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

ESH
RU_                  0 (On) 18.22 (Off) 22.08 (On) Total : 96%
Biggie               0 (On) Total : 100%
larrikin             0 (On) 10.11 (Off) 16.43 (On) 77.07 (Off) 83.06 (On) Total : 87%
Zoops                0 (On) 96.43 (Off) Total : 96%
eth-dog              0 (On) 22.08 (Off) 50.59 (On) 81.08 (Off) Total : 53%
SM                   0 (On) Total : 100%
Loonerty             0 (On) Total : 100%
boncer34             0 (On) 6.22 (Off) 18.22 (On) 89.15 (Off) 96.43 (On) Total : 80%
Callums_Guns         0 (On) Total : 100%
por_please_ya        0 (On) Total : 100%
Itsmyshow            0 (On) 26.32 (Off) 81.08 (On) Total : 45%
Giant Strides        0 (On) Total : 100%
haydo                0 (On) Total : 100%
Tarkyn_24            0 (On) 50.59 (Off) 77.07 (On) Total : 73%
Riviat               0 (On) Total : 100%
Strigoi              0 (On) Total : 100%
PhenomenalV1         0 (On) Total : 100%
TY24                 0 (On) Total : 100%
The Majestic         0 (Off) 10.11 (On) 16.43 (Off) 26.32 (On) 83.06 (Off) 89.15 (On) Total : 73%
Shermy               0 (Off) 6.22 (On) Total : 92%

ROY
Roylion              0 (On) 87.3 (Off) Total : 87%
Reardo               0 (On) Total : 100%
windyhill            0 (On) 72.53 (Off) 82.2 (On) Total : 90%
Aristotle Pickett    0 (On) Total : 100%
Ed_Gein              0 (On) Total : 100%
Mobbs                0 (On) 10.55 (Off) 39.58 (On) Total : 71%
3KZ is Football      0 (On) Total : 100%
SpecialBruce         0 (On) Total : 100%
Phar Ace             0 (On) Total : 100%
HinkleysHeroes       0 (On) Total : 100%
JackNah_8            0 (On) 32.04 (Off) 72.53 (On) Total : 59%
_Mike_               0 (On) Total : 100%
Dicky Fitzwell       0 (On) Total : 100%
TheGoatBaron         0 (On) 39.58 (Off) 87.3 (On) Total : 52%
Mooch                0 (On) Total : 100%
DERRINALPHIL         0 (On) Total : 100%
fitzroybowiedog      0 (On) Total : 100%
royboy2              0 (On) 82.2 (Off) Total : 82%
Pure Grunt           0 (Off) 10.55 (On) Total : 88%
judge judy           0 (Off) 32.04 (On) Total : 67%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• In an epic battle, 3KZ is Football and Callums_Guns were evenly matched. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• In an epic battle, Aristotle Pickett did very well against Giant Strides. - 89m from 8 to 97.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Biggie massacred Mobbs. - 36m from 40 to 76.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, it could be argued that Phar Ace had the better game against Biggie - although there was very little in it. - 19m from 80 to 99.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Biggie did well against TheGoatBaron. - 14m from 0 to 14.
• In an epic battle, DERRINALPHIL beat Strigoi today - but not by much. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, larrikin won the bout with Dicky Fitzwell. - 36m from 40 to 76.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Dicky Fitzwell did well against Tarkyn_24. - 11m from 87 to 98.
• In what was a very slow day for both, The Majestic was easily the winner in the clash with Dicky Fitzwell. - 0m from 15 to 15.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Ed_Gein and Itsmyshow were evenly matched. - 13m from 8 to 21.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Ed_Gein won the bout with larrikin. - 12m from 84 to 96.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Ed_Gein won the bout with The Majestic. - 53m from 28 to 81.
• Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that windyhill had the better game against haydo - although there was very little in it. - 61m from 10 to 71.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between SM and HinkleysHeroes - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 91m from 1 to 92.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Itsmyshow did very well against Mooch. - 1m from 87 to 88.
• Neither having much reason to brag, JackNah_8 did well against eth-dog. - 15m from 0 to 15.
• Neither having much reason to brag, JackNah_8 and haydo were hard to separate - though JackNah_8 was slightly more effective. - 0m from 97 to 97.
• Neither having much reason to brag, RU_ came out tops over the brave JackNah_8. - 3m from 23 to 26.
• Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that Mobbs had the better game against Loonerty - although there was very little in it. - 7m from 86 to 93.
• In quite a display, Phar Ace exposed Loonerty's frailties. - 75m from 2 to 77.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Mobbs and por_please_ya were hard to separate - though Mobbs was slightly more effective. - 2m from 8 to 10.
• Neither having much reason to brag, eth-dog beat Mooch today - but not by much. - 4m from 53 to 57.
• Neither having much reason to brag, RU_ came out tops over the brave Mooch. - 11m from 3 to 14.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Tarkyn_24 did a demolition job on Mooch. - 10m from 40 to 50.
• While not all all one-way, PhenomenalV1 came out tops over the brave fitzroybowiedog. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• In an epic battle, por_please_ya and Pure Grunt were hard to separate - though por_please_ya was slightly more effective. - 85m from 12 to 97.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, boncer34 either broke even with Reardo or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 40m from 45 to 85.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Tarkyn_24 came out tops over the brave Reardo. - 27m from 9 to 36.
• In what was a very slow day for both, The Majestic had Reardo's measure. - 3m from 91 to 94.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Roylion had the better of Riviat. - 45m from 21 to 66.
• Neither having much reason to brag, TheGoatBaron and Riviat were hard to separate - though TheGoatBaron was slightly more effective. - 0m from 93 to 93.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, RU_ beat judge judy today - but not by much. - 63m from 37 to 100.
• In an epic battle, SpecialBruce did well against Shermy. - 92m from 7 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, SpecialBruce was slightly more polished than boncer34. - 5m from 1 to 6.
• While not all all one-way, TY24 was slightly more polished than royboy2. - 80m from 0 to 80.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, TY24 either broke even with windyhill or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 17m from 82 to 99.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, Mike did a demolition job on Zoops. - 91m from 1 to 92.

 

[Wosh]

Thanks for your patience
Falconista we're done!

 

[Mobbs]

Thanks for your patience
Falconista we're done!

Thanks Wosh ! Hope all is ok with philreich !

 

[Mobbs]

Thanks Hawks for putting us up at the Eyrie this week, was a bit of a a dud game with most of the crowd too busy eating Shermy 's pies to get involved, but we still had fun.

Thanks especially to _Mike_ DERRINALPHIL and Dicky Fitzwell for kicking some goals while I ran around in circles

Don't worry TheGoatBaron I don't think I'm quite cemented into that slot based on my performance today ahahaha

 

[Wosh]

Thanks Wosh ! Hope all is ok with philreich !

Yeah he’s fine, just forgot we were doing 3 each this week, then foopy started

Tbh I had no idea and was busy with other stuff, I didn’t even read my own game till half an hour ago and I only knew your game hadn’t been posted because Gralin mentioned it in our LG pm

 

[Mooch]

Yeah he’s fine, just forgot we were doing 3 each this week, then foopy started

Tbh I had no idea and was busy with other stuff, I didn’t even read my own game till half an hour ago and I only knew your game hadn’t been posted because Gralin mentioned it in our LG pm

Thanks for jumping in! Phil will probably be off celebrating round about now.

 

[Mobbs]

Yeah he’s fine, just forgot we were doing 3 each this week, then foopy started

Tbh I had no idea and was busy with other stuff, I didn’t even read my own game till half an hour ago and I only knew your game hadn’t been posted because Gralin mentioned it in our LG pm

Just let Phil know I said "Looks like we've got the night one!"

 

[Gralin]

Yeah he’s fine, just forgot we were doing 3 each this week, then foopy started

Tbh I had no idea and was busy with other stuff, I didn’t even read my own game till half an hour ago and I only knew your game hadn’t been posted because Gralin mentioned it in our LG pm

Yeah I was really looking forward to what happens after the game is posted

 

[Giant Strides]

Thanks Roys, congrats on the win. Thanks Wosh.

 

[Wosh]

The Filth Wizard Falconista 4 points docked from the Rats please for philreich forgetting to post Mobbs 600th game.


And 4 points to the Demons for me picking up his slack arse










* Congrats on the Port win philreich and Willie…
You’re welcome!

 

[Falconista]

The Filth Wizard Falconista 4 points docked from the Rats please for philreich forgetting to post Mobbs 600th game.


And 4 points to the Demons for me picking up his slack arse










* Congrats on the Port win philreich and Willie…
You’re welcome!

Asking for a friend- any chance we could find a way to dock a miscellaneous navy blue team 4 points?

 

[Wosh]

Asking for a friend- any chance we could find a way to dock a miscellaneous navy blue team 4 points?

Never heard of them, new expansion club?

 

[Falconista]

Never heard of them, new expansion club?

They cause me absolutely no expansion whatsoever.

 

[Itsmyshow]

You know what works really well?

Benching IMS.

I’m over this rubbish, three weeks in a row

 

[Wosh]

They cause me absolutely no expansion whatsoever.

Yeah I love taking the piss outta Freo
But funnily enough some of my fav people on the site are Freo people, bad luck Falc.




If you tell anyone I said that I’ll have to permaban you.

 

[por_please_ya]

Ugh well that sucks. Surely we are on the bottom of the ladder now.

Also I apologise again for my absence. There's a lot happening IRL that is taking my attention and time. Hope I'm more active the next time we meet

 

[_Mike_]

Thanks Hawks for putting us up at the Eyrie this week, was a bit of a a dud game with most of the crowd too busy eating Shermy 's pies to get involved, but we still had fun.

Thanks especially to _Mike_ DERRINALPHIL and Dicky Fitzwell for kicking some goals while I ran around in circles

Don't worry TheGoatBaron I don't think I'm quite cemented into that slot based on my performance today ahahaha

Awesome!!! what did we win???

I was.... watching some footy!

 

[Mobbs]

Btw hi RU_ !



(I'm sure that won't come back to bite me later this season!)

 

[Mobbs]

You know what works really well?

Benching IMS.

I’m over this rubbish, three weeks in a row

I'd never bench you! I could barely lift your foot to put your sandals on!

 

[eth-dog]

Oh ffs. Next week Hawks. Cheers for the week Roys

 

[SpecialBruce]

Smashing win fellas. Wins like this is what could make me win the Mobbs medal.