Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 5 - Fighting Furies v Ophidian Old Boys @ rfctigerarmy’s Hippodrome

[DemurePrincess]

Wouldn’t get much lift for a start

Are we talking pork Wellington yet or still flaccid loin?

 

[DemurePrincess]

The wind is a real problem.

Flapping in the wind goes the piece of string!

 

[Robertio]

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Are we talking pork Wellington yet or still flaccid loin?

That looks good.

 

[thewizardmelon]

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Couldn’t be an OOB - are you perhaps a wonder in distress?

 

[James Colorado]

But I need cereal… and it’s half way down thst aisle!!!

You don't want that cereal anymore. It's a little...soggy

 

[James Colorado]

Came in last in the 6th at Moonee Ponds

That's why he's meat now.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Non smoker here as well.

But nothing wrong with a sneaky dangerwank to kill the time.

Dangerwank, he's a captain yeah?

 

[James Colorado]

Imagine trying to do pole vault with that...

Brought his own pole.

 

[Orange crush]

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Are we talking pork Wellington yet or still flaccid loin?

Geez, I’d love to get my mouth around that …. As they say in the classics

 

[DemurePrincess]

Brought his own pole.

 

[Orange crush]

That's why he's meat now.

Horse and jockey

 

[DemurePrincess]

So I’ve just looked in the fridge to make dinner and I shit you not…. I have friggin pork fillet out!

So ya know what I’m making thanks to you lot…..

****ing MacDonalds!!!

Cheers

 

[Orange crush]

So I’ve just looked in the fridge to make dinner and I shit you not…. I have friggin pork fillet out!

So ya know what I’m making thanks to you lot…..

****ing MacDonalds!!!

Cheers

Save that pork for dessert

 

[James Colorado]

Save that pork for dessert

That's if Mr Demure plays his cards right.

 

[Orange crush]

That's if Mr Demure plays his cards right.

He’d be on standby if the pork says no

 

[myblueroan]

myblueroan I ate horse at a restaurant once - wasn't great. Starter was all right but the mane was dreadful.

Xxmwah.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Save that pork for dessert

I found this dessert recipe….
Seriously, mixing savoury with sweet needs a slap

Pecan Pork Rind Cinnamon Rolls​

Gross!

 

[Orange crush]

I found this dessert recipe….
Seriously, mixing savoury with sweet needs a slap

Pecan Pork Rind Cinnamon Rolls​

View attachment 2085765Gross!

I’ve shat better

 

[myblueroan]

Hiya Furies! Whassup?

 

[DemurePrincess]

That's if Mr Demure plays his cards right.

 

[Orange crush]

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Hiya Furies! Whassup?

DemurePrincess ’s libido

 

[Raz]

Just popping by to wish you all a good game.

 

[DemurePrincess]

You bored Raz

 

[DemurePrincess]

I’ve shat better

 

[Over The Post]

its not for me as I already took a dump in your dumpster

Well that's taken the shine off dumpster diving, for me at least.