Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 5 - Fighting Furies v Ophidian Old Boys @ rfctigerarmy’s Hippodrome

[DemurePrincess]

Cod roe in a light soy sauce …. But that busted one could be Sammy Taylor?

Hahaha ya cunny funt

 

[sante]

Unlikely, it's almost business time in AFL Team Manager ain't it sante

Best time of the year. sausageroll has already agreed to trade me his best players for 4th round picks

 

[Orange crush]

Hahaha ya cunny funt

I do my best

 

[sante]

Fear not.

Do you know who has my back?

sante

I’ll bring my whole crew

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Best time of the year. sausageroll has already agreed to trade me his best players for 4th round picks

Don't do it sausageroll , I'll offer you Andrew Gaff and future 3rds.

And also a promise of votes for the EKA next season.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I’ll bring my whole crew

Can we eat them too? Asking for Orange crush

 

[sante]

Can we eat them too? Asking for Orange crush

Didn’t you hear what happened with the great emu war? It won’t end well for humanity

 

[myblueroan]

myblueroan I putting you into witness protection. Who knows what Orange crush and DemurePrincess will eat next.

Yeah, to be honest I'm pretty pissed off I had to come across that image. And have put this thread on 'unwatch'.

 

[Orange crush]

Yeah, to be honest I'm pretty pissed off I had to come across that image. And have put this thread on 'unwatch'.

I’ve come across a few images in my time

 

[DemurePrincess]

Didn’t you hear what happened with the great emu war? It won’t end well for humanity

 

[DemurePrincess]

Yeah, to be honest I'm pretty pissed off I had to come across that image. And have put this thread on 'unwatch'.

Which image? My dinner?

 

[thewizardmelon]

1991 - it was a classic more than 10 yrs ago - just saying Wiz

Did I say it wasn’t a classic? Or that my mates and I discovered it and enjoyed it.

Sorry I’m not a thousand years old.

 

[Dingster]

OOBs in disarray.....finally

 

[sante]

I thought this was my match thread…

 

[Dingster]

I thought this was my match thread…

It could be. Who can say?

 

[Over The Post]

Sorry I’m not a thousand years old.

So are we. We could promote the hell out of you and you'd be a real drawcard on match days

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I thought this was my match thread…

Na, this is the 2024/25 off season thread.

St Kilda Titans
Vetranize Scott Pendlebury

Trade pick 67 for Harley Reid
Insert @ coach here to confirm.

 

[sante]

It could be. Who can say?

Who is in charge these days?

 

[jmoo wan]

hey thewizardmelon are you done with me now? can i leave this thread or do you still need me around?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

hey thewizardmelon are you done with me now? can i leave this thread or do you still need me around?

No Mr.

You need to stay here now.

See what I did there?

 

[thewizardmelon]

hey thewizardmelon are you done with me now? can i leave this thread or do you still need me around?

Dobby jmoo wan is a free elf!

 

[thewizardmelon]

No Mr.

You need to stay here now.

See what I did there?

Wait, maybe Jmoo plays for the Furies now?

 

[Over The Post]

An old man died and was delivered to the local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, said that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wanted him in a blue suit.

She gave the mortician a blank check and said, “I don’t care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.”

The woman returned the next day and to her delight, she found her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fitted him perfectly.

She said to the mortician, “Whatever this cost, I’m very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I’m very grateful. How much did you spend?”

To her astonishment, the mortician presented her with the blank check, “There’s no charge.”

“No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit,” she said.

“Honestly, ma’am,” the mortician said, “It cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband’s size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice. So I just switched the heads.”

 

[James Colorado]

On third look it could even be a big poop.

Well, you've already got your pants off, might as well make the most of it.

 

[James Colorado]

Oh god! You a well done kid??

Like let’s kill it dead kinda deal!!

That's me.

I embarrass friends at restaurants. They're all saying to the French waiter, "medium rare", and then all cringe when I say "well done". The waiter is a pro though, and not fazed at all.