Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 5 - Las Vegas Bears v Gumbies FFC @ The Stadium In The Sky

[Chipmunk]

If you can't 'no u' by age 3 you're a lost cause IMO.

 

[beez]

I see nothing of value here

Oh noes, Millky95 lost his glasses again.

 

[beez]

I'd play the reverse card back, but like my parking, it'd probably take like three goes to get it right.

 

[beez]

I reckon Test Tickle could breed us a whole team of superstars, watch out female Bears of Las Vegas, testy is on the prowl.

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You're outta here, Son.

 

[Millky95]

Oh noes, Millky95 lost his glasses again.

20/20 vision, bitch

 

[Falconista]

20/20 vision, bitch

Give me Test Match vision anyday!

 

[beez]

20/20 vision, bitch

Test cricket > you.

Edit: Damn you Falc

 

[tony]

FACT CHECK:
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The Gumbies proudly recruit rookies and are always seeking more. This season we have The_Wookie who is a star in the making.

Previously we've had:
Season 37: DinoSoar
Season 36 (ahhh, what a season!): cats_09, nobbyiscool, HotPiesWithSauce
Season 35: Aucklander, Tigerlaird
Season 34: rye, The Foolback (who yes, probably wasn't a rook but was recruited in good faith)
Season 33: CatToTheFuture, Dayts, Bulldogs85, Supercheapgiants, ossie_21, Falconista
Season 32: Dory_77
Season 31: Grimesy87, wherearemykeys
Season 30: omgfridge

So, at least one for the past 8 seasons. I didn't check back further so possibly a longer streak than that.

That list pales in comparison to the legendary quintet of rookies the Bears signed in Season 31, bl4ke, Cuzz09, Dupogi, indoistriku, and kazzfkh. Those guys were just light years ahead of their time, way too talented for the SFA. We had to delist them for their own good.

 

[Chipmunk]

FACT CHECK:
View attachment 2087368
The Gumbies proudly recruit rookies and are always seeking more. This season we have The_Wookie who is a star in the making.

Previously we've had:
Season 37: DinoSoar
Season 36 (ahhh, what a season!): cats_09, nobbyiscool, HotPiesWithSauce
Season 35: Aucklander, Tigerlaird
Season 34: rye, The Foolback (who yes, probably wasn't a rook but was recruited in good faith)
Season 33: CatToTheFuture, Dayts, Bulldogs85, Supercheapgiants, ossie_21, Falconista
Season 32: Dory_77
Season 31: Grimesy87, wherearemykeys
Season 30: omgfridge

So, at least one for the past 8 seasons. I didn't check back further so possibly a longer streak than that.

Yeah nothing good happened in Season 29.

 

[tony]

Las Vegas Bears
S38 Official Team Sheet Round 5
Vs Gumbies FFC

B: kane249 / JoshWoodenSpoon / Test Tickle
HB: RookiePick / Electronic_Renaissance / tony
C: RonnieRaven / Chipmunk / SSSSSS
HF: MKMatty / JoseMourinho / Senor M
F: Matera92 / Art Vandelay_ / MWPP
FOLL: Cap / Millky95 / Shadow Man
INT: I Dont Care / CountryLad

No Changes
Milestone
kane249 - 350 Games
Electronic_Renaissance - 100 Ganes​

 

[RookiePick]

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Las Vegas Bears
S38 Official Team Sheet Round 5
Vs Gumbies FFC

B: kane249 / JoshWoodenSpoon / Test Tickle
HB: RookiePick / Electronic_Renaissance / tony
C: RonnieRaven / Chipmunk / SSSSSS
HF: MKMatty / JoseMourinho / Senor M
F: Matera92 / Art Vandelay_ / MWPP
FOLL: Cap / Millky95 / Shadow Man
INT: I Dont Care / CountryLad

No Changes
Milestone
kane249 - 350 Games
Electronic_Renaissance - 100 Ganes​

 

[Matera92]

Congratulations kane249 , amazing effort!

Electronic_Renaissance , break at the cutlery set.

 

[cats_09]

View attachment 2087591
Las Vegas Bears
S38 Official Team Sheet Round 5
Vs Gumbies FFC

B: kane249 / JoshWoodenSpoon / Test Tickle
HB: RookiePick / Electronic_Renaissance / tony
C: RonnieRaven / Chipmunk / SSSSSS
HF: MKMatty / JoseMourinho / Senor M
F: Matera92 / Art Vandelay_ / MWPP
FOLL: Cap / Millky95 / Shadow Man
INT: I Dont Care / CountryLad

No Changes
Milestone
kane249 - 350 Games
Electronic_Renaissance - 100 Ganes​

Congrats to your milestone players kane249 & Electronic_Renaissance

 

[RonnieRaven]

View attachment 2087591
Las Vegas Bears
S38 Official Team Sheet Round 5
Vs Gumbies FFC

B: kane249 / JoshWoodenSpoon / Test Tickle
HB: RookiePick / Electronic_Renaissance / tony
C: RonnieRaven / Chipmunk / SSSSSS
HF: MKMatty / JoseMourinho / Senor M
F: Matera92 / Art Vandelay_ / MWPP
FOLL: Cap / Millky95 / Shadow Man
INT: I Dont Care / CountryLad

No Changes
Milestone
kane249 - 350 Games
Electronic_Renaissance - 100 Ganes​

 

[GWS Goose]

View attachment 2087591
Las Vegas Bears
S38 Official Team Sheet Round 5
Vs Gumbies FFC

B: kane249 / JoshWoodenSpoon / Test Tickle
HB: RookiePick / Electronic_Renaissance / tony
C: RonnieRaven / Chipmunk / SSSSSS
HF: MKMatty / JoseMourinho / Senor M
F: Matera92 / Art Vandelay_ / MWPP
FOLL: Cap / Millky95 / Shadow Man
INT: I Dont Care / CountryLad

No Changes
Milestone
kane249 - 350 Games
Electronic_Renaissance - 100 Ganes​

Electronic_Renaissance playing 100 games. If feels like yesterday they I nominated them for a rising star as a joke.
Maybe he thought it was legit and that is why he stayed, I hope so, the joke that keeps on giving.

 

[Test Tickle]

View attachment 2087591
Las Vegas Bears
S38 Official Team Sheet Round 5
Vs Gumbies FFC

B: kane249 / JoshWoodenSpoon / Test Tickle
HB: RookiePick / Electronic_Renaissance / tony
C: RonnieRaven / Chipmunk / SSSSSS
HF: MKMatty / JoseMourinho / Senor M
F: Matera92 / Art Vandelay_ / MWPP
FOLL: Cap / Millky95 / Shadow Man
INT: I Dont Care / CountryLad

No Changes
Milestone
kane249 - 350 Games
Electronic_Renaissance - 100 Ganes​

WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Congrats on the games, kane249!
Congrats on the ganes, Electronic_Renaissance!

 

[Millky95]

Test cricket > you.

Edit: Damn you Falc

You're slow, old man

 

[RookiePick]

How many games you played kane249?

 

[RookiePick]

Just save the party favours for after the match ER!

 

[RonnieRaven]

Great effort Kane and electro!
Ronnie going to put on a spectacular show for you game day
Then off to sizzler for a grand banquet!

 

[Millky95]

2 milestones overrides milestone curses? Right?

 

[Kilroy]

Dw that's covered in chapter 2 of "Being a Bomber - The guide to being a SFA reject"

 

[tony]

Just save the party favours for after the match ER!

It looks like that guys ass is on suck and not blow, he ass is sucking in that A.

 

[Falconista]

How do the Bears generally go in milestone matches? Do they end as milestones or millstones?