manangatang
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Now we wait.That means you also might not have forgotten about them.
Quite the mystery
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Now we wait.That means you also might not have forgotten about them.
Quite the mystery
Can we refer to this current one as the 'Streakquel'?
Hello there!
I’m sure ALL OF YOU would be aware that the mighty Mt. Buller Demons have managed to set a new all-time winning streak record for the Sweet F.A. You have just witnessed actual virtual online football simulation forum history.
Incredible.
So incredible, in fact, that we’ve decided to commemorate this amazing feat by releasing our very own two set of DVDs. What better way to celebrate a significant moment in time than by releasing a set of plastic, non-biodegradable discs (which are completely outdated and represent old and notoriously poor quality media storage technology)!
Yes, we’d like to introduce you to “The Winning Streak”…
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Want to know more? Read this blurb!
“It was a twelve game streak that broke league records, reaffirmed a power side in the Sweet F.A. and set Mt. Buller on the way to a new and exciting chapter in the history of this mighty club.
Fresh from a stirring victory over Geelong in the 2004 Wizard Cup (this probably didn’t really happen but I thought I’d leave it in), the Demons of Richard Cranium would quickly establish themselves as a powerful and cohesive unit, capable of beating the very best.
There would be thrillers like the last gasp win over The Furies and the close wins against the Warriors and Roys in the Season 31 finals series. There would be exhibitions of sheer qootballing magic like the one sided destruction of the Bombers in the S31 Grand Final. In the premiership year of Season 31 Mt. Buller won its final three games. In Season 32 they would string together 9 in row to start the season.
These are those twelve wins under skipper manangatang, featuring unique talent of the calibre of Hate, Proper Gander, Tarks, pantskyle and Callums_Guns, moginie, DemonJim and sausageroll. The rookies Bluelegs, Pickitt, damicky and [he who shall not be named], blended with veterans Van_Dyke, Cooney, Yakker, cats2rise, Headless and sante. The freakish goal sense of Azarole and Heardy_101. The Samboy crumbs of jmoo wan and DERO.”
Just like toilet paper in a pandemic (not sure this metaphor quite works in my favour), we’re limiting orders to one set per customer at the INSANELY POOR VALUE PRICE of $129.99 (plus shipping and handling costs).
Order now to avoid (or induce) disappointment!
Now let's all hope that the streak ends in the same, successful way that the 'other one' did...
To be fair, my thread didn't exactly set the league on fire.Bah, and here I was thinking I had a semi-original thought. Just yes, Streakquel works
That means you also might not have forgotten about them.
Quite the mystery
Gotta bounce back after a disappointing effort last week Demons. That was too close.
Again? We're really causing an avalanche this seasonOh no, it'll be skidding on forwards this week.
I tried my best sausageroll but I can't pass the ball to myself, no matter how good I am.Gotta bounce back after a disappointing effort last week Demons. That was too close.
Ok. Pass the ball to me thenI tried my best sausageroll but I can't pass the ball to myself, no matter how good I am.
Unfortunately for you it is expected to be windy all week with bulk winning streaks continuing on SundayHello Demons
Looking forward to a clean match, good conditions
Spoken like a true full forwardOk. Pass the ball to me then
Even if this plan doesn't work at every CB we have already shown this to be the case.We can’t lose.
Spoken like a true full forward
It brings a tear to the eye, a swelling of pride , lotion to the skin
If you're getting to kick the goals it only seems fair I should always get to kick them to you.I'm happy to share it around a bit
...not the goal kicking. That's all mine. But I'm happy for any of the mids or half forwards to pass the ball to me.
We are only here with the best of intentions. You have a lovely clubroom and facilities.Well if it isn't our old friends the bears!
I'm sure they have nothing nefarious planned for this week
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