Official Match Thread Season 38 Round 6 - Mt Buller Demons v Las Vegas Bears @ The Snow Dome

[cats2rise]

I let myself down.

And my family.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Don't be bitter.
Be better.

 

[cooney]

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SEASON 38 ROUND 6 - MT BULLER DEMONS V LAS VEGAS BEARS @ THE SNOW DOME

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Oh my god! I'm doing the Match Threads for this week. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. Why did I agree to this? It certainly doesn't feel like something I would do. Really, I should be banned from doing stuff like this. Chief should really install a pop-up that asks "Are you sure, bruv?" whenever I volunteer to do any extracurricular duties. It would be much safer that way. We really don't want important stuff like this falling into my hands. What kind of ridiculous league are you running here The Filth Wizard??

I don't know anything about these teams.

The Demons v Bears? What is this, some kind of weird woke feminist internet meme? I don't want to meet either of them in the woods. Well, maybe if it's cooney He'll probably have some honey. I also imagine he often wears a tshirt without pants.

But if I check the ladder (cheers Falconista ) it appears the Demons (5-0) are on top of the ladder, undefeated, after beating my lovely Royals last week. I'm sure they still feel really guilty about it....

The Bears (3-2) meanwhile, are in 6th place after beating the Gumbies by 14 points. Useful, factual information! See, now we're rolling.

PLAYERS TO WATCH

For the Demons, an incredible 4 players all kicked 3 goals last week, in what was the ultimate team performance. I also believe it was the 1st time in league history this has ever happened. Don't believe me? Go check. I dare you. I double dare you! Or just take my word, it's probably much easier.

moginie was not one of the triple goal kickers, but they did kick 2 and rack up a fine 110DT points.

For the Bears Art Vandelay_ kicked a very nice 6.2 last week. He'll be hoping to continue that form if they're to beat the red hot Demons.

In the midfield Chipmunk was treating disposals like acorns, racking up 33 touches in an impressive effort. Shadow Man was just behind him, with 32 disposals.



I'm never doing this ever again.

Team Sheets are due by 11:59pm AWST Thursday​

Wooo let’s get the win! Keep the streak going

 

[Scythe94]

Hey Demons, can't wait to get up there and write my name in the snow.

Hey Testy xx

 

[cats2rise]

It's my man! Good win on Sunday. Did you stay up / get up or watch on replay?

 

[Senor M]

I'd prefer it if you called me a campaigner, it's my kink.

I also like being called women's names, you've found two in one fell swoop. That's impressive.

Join my Qricket team

 

[Wosh]

Hey Testy xx

I’m sorry Scythe but omg I just pictured you naked in the bathroom talking into the mirror and cracked up!

 

[Art Vandelay_]

It's my man! Good win on Sunday. Did you stay up / get up or watch on replay?

Hospital room for me. So missed it.

 

[Chipmunk]

It is quite exciting!

Have you signed up?

A Pom playing cricket?

 

[Scythe94]

I’m sorry Scythe but omg I just pictured you naked in the bathroom talking into the mirror and cracked up!

 

[Wosh]

I know right…it just happened

 

[Cap]

Just used a pen until the ink ran out

 

[Wosh]

Just used a pen until the ink ran out

How exciting!

 

[RookiePick]

Just used a pen until the ink ran out

Did you try tonguing the ball and rubbing it hard to make sure it wasn't just stuck?

 

[Scythe94]

Just used a pen until the ink ran out

 

[Scythe94]

This thread took a turn

 

[moginie]

I’m sorry Scythe but omg I just pictured you naked in the bathroom talking into the mirror and cracked up!

Too much cheese before bedtime for you dear Wosh!

 

[Matera92]

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Contrary to the lies on your wall I am the superior genetic specimen.

 

[Matera92]

Contrary to the lies on your wall I am the superior genetic specimen.

 

[Gralin]

This thread took a turn

And so early in the week too

 

[Wosh]

Too much cheese before bedtime for you dear Wosh!

I’m wrecked, a bex and a lie down may be in order.

 

[Gralin]

I had popcorn for dinner and skittles for dessert

Like a big boy

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Stop it.

 

[Matera92]

Stop it.