Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 7: Gumbies FFC v Mount Buller Demons at The House of Gumby

[cats2rise]

it also seems to be mostly ignored in the All Sweet process.
In fact most metrics seemed to be mostly ignored.

Not like that new cricket comp. I hear that's going to be ran with an iron fist.

 

[GWS Goose]

The wounds are still too fresh, Goose.

If it makes you feel better, the Catman medal that would have been yours, sits proudly in my trophy cabinet with all my other Catman medals and many other awards.

 

[Gralin]

it also seems to be mostly ignored in the All Sweet process.
In fact most metrics seemed to be mostly ignored.

that explains how I've gotten in twice then

 

[cats2rise]

And finally who ever lines up against me on the wing, is going to get sick of the sight of my perfectly sculpted ass. I hear that they are considering naming a wing after me at the snow dome Wosh Headless can you confirm?

A wing? Think big dude.

P4P1 Arena has a good ring to it.

 

[GWS Goose]

that explains how I've gotten in twice then

it really does prove my point.

 

[Gralin]

it really does prove my point.

I know

 

[cats2rise]

If it makes you feel better, the Catman medal that would have been yours, sits proudly in my trophy cabinet with all my other Catman medals and many other awards.

*Ours. And it's not like I still bring it up and whinge to Headless about it... like I did last week.

It's really not a problem. I saw the light and am very happy at my proper, spiritual home where I get to deliver BULK hitouts to the ENGINE ROOM.

In fact, I deliver them on a silver platter with a slice of BREAD

 

[p4p1]

A wing? Think big dude.

P4P1 Arena has a good ring to it.

You're right my talent and ego can't limit itself to just a wing.

 

[p4p1]

*Ours. And it's not like I still bring it up and whinge to Headless about it... like I did last week.

It's really not a problem. I saw the light and am very happy at my proper, spiritual home where I get to deliver BULK hitouts to the ENGINE ROOM.

In fact, I deliver them on a silver platter with a slice of BREAD

A hitout machine with such precision and power that he is able to hit me on a wing in space from the CB.

 

[Headless]

*Ours. And it's not like I still bring it up and whinge to Headless about it... like I did last week.

It's really not a problem. I saw the light and am very happy at my proper, spiritual home where I get to deliver BULK hitouts to the ENGINE ROOM.

In fact, I deliver them on a silver platter with a slice of BREAD

I've certainly never heard you mention it!

 

[moginie]

I've certainly never heard you mention it!

And you've always said that.

 

[cats2rise]

You're right my talent and ego can't limit itself to just a wing.

Your new forehead tattoo reading "I AM NATURES GREATEST MIRACLE" looks to be healing well.

 

[p4p1]

You're new forehead tattoo reading "I AM NATURES GREATEST MIRACLE" looks to be healing well.

Unbelievably it is not a tattoo, it is actually a birthmark. Mother nature was so proud of her accomplishment, she actually gave it to me as a birthday present. It also glows in the dark for that added wow factor.

 

[sausageroll]

I think I speak on behalf of the team when I say that going into this match confident is an understatement. It is like calling a shark a fish, which while technically correct, seriously undersells it.
I am expecting so many hitouts from cats2rise that the stats man will run out of room on the stats sheet to record.
How many backs are the gumbies expecting to have to rotate off sausageroll? I suspect all of them?

The more step ladders backs the better.

I never mark the ball though. Complete butter fingers in the air. Thankfully I'm a high flying crumber.

And finally who ever lines up against me on the wing, is going to get sick of the sight of my perfectly sculpted ass. I hear that they are considering naming a wing after me at the snow dome Wosh Headless can you confirm?

"The perfectly sculpted ass wing" has a nice ring to it

...no pun intended

 

[GWS Goose]

The more step ladders backs the better.

I never mark the ball though. Complete butter fingers in the air. Thankfully I'm a high flying crumber.


"The perfectly sculpted ass wing" has a nice ring to it

...no pun intended

that Pun was definitely intended.

 

[sausageroll]

that Pun was definitely intended.

pigs perfectly sculpted arse it was

 

[Scythe94]

I love bread!

And I love you!

 

[cats2rise]

Unbelievably it is not a tattoo, it is actually a birthmark. Mother nature was so proud of her accomplishment, she actually gave it to me as a birthday present. It also glows in the dark for that added wow factor.

Oof! Does it connect to bluetooth too?

 

[Scythe94]

Afternoon, Gumballs. Howdy, Dory_77

 

[Falconista]

Demons associating themselves with white bread and recently recruiting Jatz...

Are Mount Buller trying to take over the whole savoury base baked goods market?

 

[p4p1]

Oof! Does it connect to bluetooth too?

Unfortunately, I am too old for that to have been an option.

 

[Wosh]

Demons associating themselves with white bread and recently recruiting Jatz...

Are Mount Buller trying to take over the whole savoury base baked goods market?

Courtesy of our dear friends the Bears, everyone hates losing to us coz we’re white bread!



Which is literally the most delicious and palatable thing on the PLANET

 

[cats2rise]

Demons associating themselves with white bread and recently recruiting Jatz...

Are Mount Buller trying to take over the whole savoury base baked goods market?

Ask moginie what he thinks about vita-wheat grain crackers - I dare ya.

Whilst I have you, how are you feeling about having to match up against the much superior ruck this week?

 

[Falconista]

Courtesy of our dear friends the Bears, everyone hates losing to us coz we’re white bread!

The Bears analogies/insults have really gone down hill!

Whilst I have you, how are you feeling about having to match up against the much superior ruck this week?

manangatang is returning to ruck?

 

[beez]

Is it true that, after SIX games, the Mount Buller Demons remain undefeated?

Yeah. Well.

I am 9 games undefeated against getting 100% in the toilet bowl.

So ner.