Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 7: Gumbies FFC v Mount Buller Demons at The House of Gumby

[sausageroll]

Demons associating themselves with white bread and recently recruiting Jatz...

Are Mount Buller trying to take over the whole savoury base baked goods market?

 

[beez]

Because quality is subjective. Not my call on that one.

Yeah. And you guys are subjectively smelly.

 

[beez]

A peek into the future. Sometime around Sunday arvo I suspect.

Who the **** are you?

I am already getting "I hate you" vibes because you seem like you are going to be funny.

Stupid head.

 

[beez]

The reason some refer to us as 'white bread' is because we're Tip Top!

SHUT. THE. THREAD. DOWN.

This game is absolute bollocks now. Two weeks ago we played the Bears who were funny, nice and then spanked us in the last quarter. Then last week we played the Old Boys who were so accommodating during the week and then spanked us all day.

Fool me once shame on them. Fool me twice shame on me. You flogs ain't fooling me with your puns and memes and chivalry and hospitality. Not even a Wosh sandwich is going to trick me.*




*well maybe

 

[Wosh]

Yeah. And you guys are subjectively smelly.

But you have an unfair advantage

Not only is the honey bee's sense of smell stronger than most other insects', but it is about 100 times more sensitive than humans'. Their sense of smell is so strong, in fact, that some medical researchers have used it to sniff out diseases like cancer and diabetes.

 

[beez]

And I love you!

I don't do love with people, champ*.

They will only let you down and cost you money.



*Unless you're rich

 

[beez]

Demons associating themselves with white bread and recently recruiting Jatz...

Joke's on the Demons.

Savoy > Jatz

 

[Wosh]

Joke's on the Demons.

Savoy > Jatz

Peeking in our team pm again huh beez? You may as well just join us pinocchio.

 

[Jatz]

That's the 3rd or 4th time I've heard this blasphemy.

Maybe it's just a NSW thing but Jatz > any other savoury cracker...

 

[Wosh]

And where are my dear friends The_Wookie and cats_09
Did beez scare you off? He’s made me cry a few times too, don’t worry you get used to it.

 

[Falconista]

Joke's on the Demons.

Savoy > Jatz

Salada is the best of the lot.

Don't @ me.

 

[GWS Goose]

Yeah. And you guys are subjectively smelly.

I would have thought they were objectively smelly

 

[GWS Goose]

Salada is the best of the lot.

Don't @ me.

Ritz for the win.

 

[Wosh]

Salada is the best of the lot.

Don't @ me.

At the risk of Jatz asking for a trade I agree. Salada >>>> x 100,000,000 >>>> every other cracker

 

[Jatz]

 

[Wosh]

You had a good run

 

[sante]

but still not surprising

REMARKABLE though

 

[sante]

Jatz cracked pepper

 

[Wosh]

Jatz cracked pepper

This is why you’re an emu and we are all just plebs

 

[p4p1]

Who the **** are you?

I am already getting "I hate you" vibes because you seem like you are going to be funny.

Stupid head.

 

[p4p1]

That's the 3rd or 4th time I've heard this blasphemy.

Maybe it's just a NSW thing but Jatz > any other savoury cracker...

personally my favourite cracker is Keith Richards.

 

[Wosh]

p4p1 in EKA form

 

[moginie]

And where are my dear friends The_Wookie and cats_09
Did beez scare you off? He’s made me cry a few times too, don’t worry you get used to it.

Yeah! Where is cats_09?

Searching, searching.....

 

[Wosh]

Yeah! Where is cats_09?

Searching, searching.....
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It’s not like their board is busy this week hey!

 

[Falconista]

p4p1 in EKA form

sausageroll your teammates are trying to orchestrate you not winning the EKA again!