Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 7: West Coast Wonders v Ophidian Old Boys at The Colosseum

[BFew]

Jesse Hogan

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Jesse Hogan

Age

29

Ht

196cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.0

4star

K

9.3

4star

HB

5.7

4star

M

6.4

5star

T

1.4

3star

G

1.9

5star

D

10.3

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

4.3

3star

M

5.3

5star

T

0.0

1star

G

0.0

1star

D

13.0

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

4.0

3star

M

6.4

5star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.8

5star

's heroes all play for the Wonders.

 

[BFew]

Even Paul Hogan comes to watch the Wonders matches for inspiration and material for his stand up routines.

 

[Robertio]

Even Paul Hogan comes to watch the Wonders matches for inspiration and material for his stand up routines.

He's getting on and probably can't stand up.

 

[Dingster]

He's getting on and probably can't stand up.

 

[BFew]

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Don’t get stroppy with me Dingster!

 

[Dingster]

Don’t get stroppy with me Dingster!

 

[Robertio]

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He won 1st prize

 

[DemurePrincess]

Even Paul Hogan comes to watch the Wonders matches for inspiration and material for his stand up routines.

Who are the Wonders?

 

[Over The Post]

Got a wee bit distracted earlier in a fight with a honey bee while hanging the washing and a 3 year out of date epipen DID not cut the mustard! Scary shit!

Just be chill with them and they'll be chill with you.

But wear shoes and look where you're walking...

 

[Robertio]

Who are the Wonders?

Just a bunch of hillbilly's

 

[Over The Post]

I was talking this week, think I put 30 on ignore a few days ago, had to let a few back cause they cheated, was wondering why I was a Pink Flamingo

Brings back good NZ memories!!!

 

[Over The Post]

Oh dance a little Irish jig for me will you.

Even better, my cousins do Riverdance

 

[Robertio]

Here's a song for kenneyswarriors

 

[Pamcake1]

Sorry! I needed to read that again!!!


You want me to talk to the bees??
That’s gold!

Aye tis that indeed.
There's the tradition and then there is the fact that it works because bees are sentient and intellegent littlies.

"For centuries, beekeepers across Europe have kept up this incredibly ancient tradition of honeybees being messengers by “telling the bees”. This is where the beekeeper treated their bees as extended members of their own family and kept them informed of any family news in the household." Ref; Google

Telling the bees - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

PS: does not work with wasps, ever.

 

[Pamcake1]

Pamcake1 what if I made a bee bell? So when I walk they can hear me coming? It’s a damn sight better than me talking to bees if the neighbours pop in their yard

Tell them you are just hanging out the washing now, put shoes on and watch where you are $#@%ing walking.

 

[Pamcake1]

Every time between now and Xmas when i mow and I've been doing it for 30 years i say to the bees "you come near me and I'll f****n kill you all" and it's worked every time.

See you know it works and yet you mock.
The bees know it's you and they get out of your way bc you're nasty to them.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Tell them you are just hanging out the washing now, put shoes on and watch where you are $#@%ing walking.

And get a new epipen for the times I forget!

Noted

 

[Over The Post]

Pamcake1 what if I made a bee bell? So when I walk they can hear me coming? It’s a damn sight better than me talking to bees if the neighbours pop in their yard

I read that as "neighbours poop in their yard" and I was thinking talking to bees would be a nice distraction from the events over the fence.

 

[Over The Post]

Hey Mrs T is Tuesday night pasta night at the Tavern?

 

[Dingster]

Jesse Hogan's heroes all play for the Wonders.

 

[HARPSichord]

Aged like MayTheNorthBeWithU.

 

[Dingster]

Sexy dogs105

 

[BFew]

He won 1st prize

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Delaney, DemurePrincess ... I can't tell the difference from here.

 

[BFew]

Just a bunch of hillbilly's

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Nope

We're more clean shaven than that.

 

[BFew]

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Even better, my cousins do Riverdance

When I looked into my Sherrin ball, the Wonders had evolved into a fine specimen of ape (see below).
Whereas the Old Boys were still looking like Old Chimps as per the above.