Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 7: West Coast Wonders v Ophidian Old Boys at The Colosseum

[Braklet]

WB Cartoon moment as in slow motion I crashed, cut and bruised 90% of my person.

VERY lucky you didn't get hurt worse! I hope you heal quickly!

The time compression when you hit that "ohshit" second and have to face the repercussions of your actions is really bizarre. Happened to me one time I fell off a roof. It probably only took 0.25 seconds, but I vividly remember a seemingly long mental debate on how I would aim towards a plastic trash can down below, to break my fall.

I got a big bruise on my hip, luckily that was it.

 

[Robertio]

Loser team.

And current premiers.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Loser team.

I really hate when other teams put themselves down… give yourself some credit HARPSichord You aren’t losers! You just aren’t Old Boys!

Take a tissue!!!

 

[BFew]

When I was young, teen spirit from our Uni Taverno was called "Swan Lager", or "VB"

 

[DemurePrincess]

And current premiers.

Ouch! But so true!

Just in case you didn’t hear it the first time…..

“Premiership Winnnnnnnnerrrrrrrs”

 

[Robertio]

Ouch! But so true!

Just in case you didn’t hear it the first time…..

“Premiership Winnnnnnnnerrrrrrrs”

 

[Pamcake1]

I really hate when other teams put themselves down… give yourself some credit HARPSichord You aren’t losers! You just aren’t Old Boys!

Take a tissue!!!

The Kool Aid doesn't work with the Wonders.

 

[BFew]

Lonely Bull, meet Lonely Cow.

Lights, camera, action!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

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[Irish BlueBagger]

No flat screen?? ****!!

Did you have to get up and change the channel manually? Remember those days!

Our old 1994 Akai tv did have a remote control thankfully! Before that a Mitsubishi that looked like this was our tv.

Now that one there had no remote control! You had to get up off your arse and walk right up to it if you wanted to change channels.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Confession:
Did one of the dumbest things ever yesterday morning. Albeit thinking about Carlton and strategy.
Needed to fix something up high on kitchen windows.
LAzy arse grabbed 1st available chair to climb on.
DEspite having wheeled the chair over into position, I was still astounded when after clambouring up on it, the wheels started taking the chair back and away from desired object.
WB Cartoon moment as in slow motion I crashed, cut and bruised 90% of my person.

All I could thInk was, thank **** I didn"t break something. It's game day!!!

Got up and limped off.
Hid the evidence.

Nothing to see here.

Omg! Horsey! That’s something stupid I would do! I really hope you’re okay!

And ya would have thought with 4 ****ing legs you may have been able to stop the roll!!

Hate that! But I’m sorry! I have a mental pic, it’s ****ing hilarious in my head!

I hope you mend quickly and I’m sorry to laugh at your misfortune but someone had too. And it may as well be your bestie Prinnie

 

[ClarkeM]

Ewwww! I’ve heard about people like you
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Crusty socks

 

[DemurePrincess]

Crusty socks

It’s okay. We all have our fetishes!

 

[BFew]

She'll BOG you can bank it

I think if I tried to deposit myblueroan in an ATM machine, I'll be the one that comes out of the incident with my shorts changed.

 

[BFew]

****! You woke up mouthy? Pity that will disappear by this arvo for you!

If you're lucky, I'll either get invited to a BBQ or be asleep again during the match today.

 

[BFew]

Ewwww! I’ve heard about people like you
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You're probably not going to believe this,
but the volcano visible from the Colosseum gettings bigger every week, as it is actually made from our old smelly socks.

When it erupts, even ClarkeM and Pamcake1 are jealus smellus.

 

[BFew]

Loser team.

Extremely footloose.

Which reminds me to remind all of the Wonders to make tripley sure that there shoelaces are tight arse as possible today.

 

[philreich]

Morning all. This will be among the first games I've posted since winter - first bounce around 3pm.

 

[BFew]

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That's even more exstinky than all the sock muppets in here today.

I'm saur from laughing so much at this.

 

[BFew]

Morning all. This will be among the first games I've posted since winter - first bounce around 3pm.

Some of us have been bouncing since 4am.

 

[BFew]

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Is that you Bernie (Taupin)?

 

[BFew]

It’s okay. We all have our fetishes!

 

[DemurePrincess]

 

[BFew]

We all have our fetishes!

My fetish during SFA matches is to make the goal umpire do the below.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Loser team.

I just checked and NO